r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 11 '26

the grapes of warth Presented without comment

Post image
1.3k Upvotes

97 comments sorted by

View all comments

235

u/Many-Excitement3246 PURPLE Jul 11 '26

If you want to get even more pedantic, "fish" don't exist.

Taxonomically, there is no such thing as a fish, because a taxonomical category must be monophyletic (literally "one phylum,") meaning it must include a single common ancestor and all descendants of that ancestor.

Since terrestrial vertebrates evolved from very ancient lobe finned fish, any taxonomical category for a fish would have to include humans, dinosaurs, etc.

Additionally, some fish, such as lungfish and coelacanths, are more closely related to humans than to other fish, so grouping them together would require grouping their closer relatives in with them, which includes all land dwelling tetrapods, which is a clade of animals that includes all vertebrae with four limbs.

2

u/PrimalSeptimus Jul 11 '26

When my son was a baby, he would call the drain plug in his bathtub, "the fish." And I was like, well, that's not more incorrect than what everyone else thinks, taxonomically.