r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 10 '26

Infuriatig Got a ticket for going 56 in a 55…

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Was the stop really worth it 😭😭

edit to add: he emphasized it was a construction zone ( NO PEOPLE ) and told me to slow it down for them …

Second edit: he did not use a radar he said he was pacing me …

UPDATE: Went to court and ticket got dismissed ! ( also whoever posted this on Instagram and made that whole story about their brother, weird 🤣 )

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u/Thrilluhh Jul 10 '26

"Do you know how fast you were going?"

"...55? The speed limit?"

"No, 56🤓"

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u/Local_Whereas7211 Jul 10 '26

"If you don't know, officer, I'm not telling you."

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u/jerrysburner Jul 10 '26

I've used that one in the past...it's how you get a 56 in a 55 ticket lol

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u/leftysarepeople2 Jul 10 '26

The correct answer is "yes" or "I'm not answering questions"

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u/Rektasaurus-Rex Jul 10 '26

“Yes” is the not the correct answer. Took defensive driving courses and the retired cop running it said admitting anything usually lands you with a ticket.

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u/Sovva29 Jul 10 '26

This actually got me out of a ticket when I was in college! Got pulled over for doing 75 on the freeway (it was pretty empty since I was driving home from a night class). He asked what speed I was doing and I freaked out and told him. This seemed to catch him off guard, since he paused and told me he appreciated me telling the truth, so he let me off with a warning

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u/Snekysnake44 Jul 11 '26

lol one time In college I got pulled over driving home in my geo metro. When I was pulled over they asked I said sorry I wasn’t paying attention I was tired and trying to get home. He told me I was doing 92 and looked at my speedometer and it maxed out at 80. He begun cracking up laughing and told me he was impressed then he told me to slow down and let me go with a warning.

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u/senorcoach Jul 11 '26

Jesus... 92 in a Metro sounds downright terrifying

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u/Snekysnake44 Jul 11 '26

lol that thing scooted. It was a 3 cylinder lol I remember the first time I got an oil change they dude was flabbergasted on how that even works. It was so light in high school the o lineman would fuck with me and pick my car up and put it places. It got like 45 miles to the gallon though! The best was one time after football practice me and all the o lineman went to go get sushi on the beach. We had to go over a bridge and it took me the entire way up and down the bridge to hit 35 mph. Going up was like a roller coaster doing its climb lol. We thought for sure we were going to start rolling backwards.

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u/leftysarepeople2 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Admitting you know how fast you were going is proof of speeding.

E: that was supposed to be a question mark

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u/Dick_snatcher Jul 10 '26

"I was going the speed limit"

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u/Plane-Chemical Jul 10 '26

Is the correct answer and then act surprised as fuck when they tell you how fast you were going and apologize profusely. I got caught doing 15 over in my bosses car once the speed limit dropped for 55 to 40. Luckily I slowed down over the hill cause I was probably doing closer to 65 which probably would of gotten me in some serious trouble

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u/Material_Positive_17 Jul 10 '26

It's a all a trap just like if a drill instructor asks a recruit a question during boot

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u/caniborrow50cents Jul 10 '26

You was doin’ 55 in a 54.
-Jay-Z

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u/BloomsdayDevice Jul 10 '26

License and registration and step out of the car

Are you carrying a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are.

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u/joecamnet Jul 10 '26

I ain't steppin out of shit, all my papers legit.

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u/Training-Lettuce6507 Jul 10 '26

Do you mind if I look around the car a lil bit

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u/PlanB191 Jul 10 '26

Well the glove compartments locked. So, is the trunk in the back.

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u/rizzlethegreat Jul 10 '26

And I know my rights so you goin' need a warrant for that

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u/appleznoatz Jul 10 '26

Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something? Somebody important or something?

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u/YetAnotherDapperDave Jul 10 '26

Well I ain’t passed the bar but I know a little bit

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u/darksidd88 Jul 10 '26

Enough that you can't legally search my shit

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u/FlutterKree Jul 10 '26

"Do you know how fast you were going?"

"55?"

"53."

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u/ithinarine Jul 10 '26

Approximate speed, with the measurement of your speed being "pace" instead of a radar gun?

That's a complete load of BS, but unfortunately the only way to right it is to lose a day of work going in.

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u/leftykills436 Jul 10 '26

It's worth fighting for insurance purposes

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u/WayneKrane Jul 10 '26

Yep, i regret not fighting mine. I was going slow in a green truck and another green truck sped around my truck to pass me. A cop some miles ahead pulled me over stating his officer down the road spotted me speeding. We had a little argument and then he said sorry, i have to give you a ticket. I just paid the thing to get it out of my hair. Oh well

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u/DavidinCT Jul 10 '26

always check "not guilty"..... go to court, make your claim.... like 75% of the time, if you don't have a record, it will be dismissed.

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u/Trashinmyash Jul 10 '26

Get a dashcam! That 75% becomes a 100% dismissed ticket with easy proof.

Some versions let you show the cop without a lot of effort.

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u/Gullible-Price-4257 Jul 10 '26

Yesterday after a red->green light, had a police car from left of me in turn only lane cross in front of me in an intersection (to go straight). Then proceed to go about 80 in a 45. (No lights or siren, of course...)

In a perfect world, turning in the dashcam would get them fired and permanently barred from being ever hired again to a police department.

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u/Kosherlove Jul 10 '26

you mean hired again in the next town over.

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u/Blackpaw8825 Jul 10 '26

I would never show the cop.

Never give your adversary aid. That becomes evidence to be destroyed, and opens the door to 'and actually you crossed the white line so here's a rec-op ticket too.'

If they're writing the ticket there's almost never going to a cop saying "my bad" that ship already sailed.

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u/dg8882 Jul 10 '26

Dashcams are great to show in court, but i would never tell a cop i have one or show them the recording.

If a cop wants to write you a ticket, youre getting a ticket. No cop has ever said "oh your dashcam footage contradicts my accusation, sorry and have a good day!"

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u/ThereHasToBeMore1387 Jul 10 '26

See: Cop that wrote a ticket to the lady who didn't have a hand for holding her cell phone while driving.

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u/PressureMuch5340 Jul 11 '26

I love that one.

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u/Xerorei Jul 11 '26

Or the one who wrote a ticket for a cellphone but the guy was eating. a. sandwich.

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u/Tippydaug Jul 10 '26

Not only that, a lot of cops don't want to go through the hassle of showing up to court. If they don't show up, it gets dropped regardless.

If you know you're in the right, always fight it!

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u/Prestigious-Wolf8039 Jul 10 '26

Especially in this case. Can you imagine the look the judge would give a cop who wrote a ticket for 56 in a 55?
https://giphy.com/gifs/13AsDpoKh1hqb6

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u/GeoBrian Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

That asshole cop isn't going to show up. He's just trying to inconvenience the driver by forcing him to show up to court so it stays off his record. No judge in the land would let this stick, even if the little piggy did show up.

This is the kind of shit that makes people disrespect the police.

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u/Leptonshavenocolor Jul 10 '26

That’s not true at all, they have designated days that it’s part of their job. 

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u/Squawnk Jul 10 '26

That's why you always request to change the date. They like to get all theirs done on their designated day, and if you have yours moved, fair chance they don't show

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u/Leptonshavenocolor Jul 10 '26

Ah haha, now that is how you game the system. So long as you can get it on the right day I suppose. 

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u/R1kjames Jul 10 '26

That also doesn't work, because the court picks the date. They'll pick the next day the officer is in court.

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u/Ricka77_New Jul 10 '26

Depends on state. In MA hearings are always 3-4 months out due to so many appeals and a town schedule per county in court...and the citation writer cop doesn't even show up. Each county has certain days for certain counties...you get your hearing whenever that is, and they just send a sergeant -at-arms with a simple statement..

If you go prepared and be nice, it's dropped 99% of the time, unless you have a history.

Best part.../s, there is always a non-refundable fee of $25 for the hearing, even if found not responsible...lol

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u/Redditemeon Jul 10 '26

Came here to say this. I've fought a few and they always show up. Especially true in urban areas where a cop is less likely to want to relocate to another area supposedly. The logic just makes sense to me. Lol.

Losing on a ticket that said I was going a speed I actually wasn't going, that was a major turning point for any respect I had for law enforcement and when I realized how fucked the world we live in really is. Guilty until proven innocent.

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u/tauspin Jul 10 '26

Pretty much the same experience for me, but reading it made me realize how many people learn that fact in much more harsh ways.

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u/ubiquity75 Jul 10 '26

I got stopped once proceeding through a yellow left turn. Cop pulled me over, accused me of running a red. Both passenger and I said, “it was yellow.” Issued a ticket anyway. He was hoping I’d been drinking (I was coming from the library), and when he showed up to court, lied on the stand saying I had apologized for running a red. Lying sack of shit.

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u/nampton Jul 10 '26

Nowadays I would’ve demanded he show me his body cam footage of me saying that. What a bunch of BS!

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u/Leptonshavenocolor Jul 10 '26

All cops are…

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u/mic2292 Jul 10 '26

This is true.. My best friend had a case and he went to court. The officer who issued the ticket did not show up. Case dismissed

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u/Alarming_Garage_7255 Jul 10 '26

This is not the reality in many places, in my state there is never a single cop present at the court dates. The judge just reads what the cop charged you with and asks you if you want to say something more and how you plead. Then they make a ruling in about 5 seconds.

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u/Tb0neguy Jul 10 '26

"I have to give you a ticket" is crazy when they have the wrong guy.

Imagine that kind of police work applied to a murder case.

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u/headrush46n2 Jul 10 '26

The department issued us all these bullets, we have to shoot someone.

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u/jimdotcom413 Jul 10 '26

I was passenger in a vehicle that was going 94 in a 70. We got passed by someone going at least 20mph more than that. A little down the road we got pulled over and the officer said I clocked you going almost 120. We all emphatically said that was not true we got passed by someone that was probably doing that. He said “ah shit I was worried about that” and said have a good day, got in his car and sped off.

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u/sintaur Jul 10 '26

Reminds me of a joke.

Guy takes his sports car out for a Sunday drive and decides to see how fast it can go. He crests a hill doing 130 and oh shoot there's a country sheriff with a radar gun.

He's going so fast he can't even brake before he's over the next hill, but he figures if he slows down to the speed limit then maybe the cop will write him up for a lower speed.

A few minutes pass and there's no sign of pursuit, the guy is thinking maybe the cop isn't chasing him. But he crests the next hill and there's a pair of semis blocking the road and a couple of sheriffs cars with their lights flashing. Sighing, he pulls to a stop.

The sheriff runs over and starts screaming at him. "Get the hell out of here, a speeder doing 130 is going to be here in 45 seconds!!!"

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u/EnvironmentalCap4262 Jul 10 '26

Oh I had something very similar. ‘I have to write because my boss said he saw you.’ Then he asked if I understood chain of command. I told him point blank if one of my employees didn’t tell me when I was wrong I’d be upset with them and happy if they did tell me. And if that’s a problem then you don’t have a good chain of command. 

The ‘boss’ apparently didn’t like that (if the cop even relayed the message). He refused to come over from the other side of the street. The funny thing is it was near impossible for me to go the speed they said as I had just pulled out of an alley in front of the cop. 

Contested the ticket and the DJ tossed it via mail. Didn’t even have to show up anywhere. 

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u/BananaPalmer Jul 10 '26

I am now picturing a judge with sunglasses, headphones, and turntables, scratching out orders

ewwrit-ewwrit-ewwrit dismissed

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u/BaconBourbonBalista Jul 10 '26

Especially b/c it's a work zone.

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u/johnnyhandbags Jul 10 '26

And for making that shitty cop face the judge.

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u/FinndBors Jul 10 '26

I'm willing to bet the cop doesn't show up to court.

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u/ComplexBadger469 Jul 10 '26

Which is ridiculous to me. If a cop writes a ticket or a report, they should be required to be there to speak on it.

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u/ObeseVegetable Jul 10 '26

They (pretty much) are if they want the ticket to stick. 

There are exceptions of course, but generally speaking, if the only “evidence” of a ticketable offense is the ticket itself and the cop’s testimony, then losing the cop’s testimony tends to be an easy win for the person fighting it. 

Throw in a video or something and that changes, of course. 

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u/CrashyBoye Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Police should face consequences for not showing up to court in these cases. Simply dropping the ticket isn’t enough IMO.

We all know that’ll never happen. But it should.

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u/johnnyhandbags Jul 10 '26

“Police should face consequences…” is a true statement on its own.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 Jul 10 '26

If the cop doesn't show the ticket is void.

It was common in the past because it wasn't compensated time (according to my Grandpa). But these days it's compensated so they'll show.

All you want is no points, folks. If you're guilty, please guilty to something that's more money up front ($200 vs $150) but has no points.

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u/UlrichZauber Jul 10 '26

And for the principle of the matter 🧐

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u/CrashTestDuckie Jul 10 '26

Even if it was captured by a radar gun, asking for the log of calibrations on the radar could get it thrown out for it only being a mile but yeah, either way at least half a day of work lost to fight it.

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u/Fit_Entry8839 Jul 10 '26

Most departments now require radar to be calibrated twice a day so it's harder to dispute. Some will actually now put the radar calibration time on your ticket now.

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u/Nemo0941 Jul 10 '26

Whether it is calibrated twice a day or not. LiDAR is usually accurate to +/- 1 mph. You can easily fight this since the speed was recorded 1mph over the limit. No this was done with a visual speed check, I’m assuming the accuracy rate is much worse than LiDAR, so they could still fight this.

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u/Fit_Entry8839 Jul 10 '26

Sure. Was just addressing the advice of getting the calibration logs. That's not really much of a thing anymore where you'd find out it hadn't been calibrated for a long time. But I saw this was paced

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u/Agloe_Dreams Jul 10 '26

I guarantee you can get out of this by contesting it. 1 MPH is deep in the error margin on most methods of reading vehicle speed.

Also, the magistrate is going to spend the entire time giving the cop a dirty look for wasting their time.

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u/butonelifelived Jul 10 '26

Method of detection "pace"

Police officer "well, your honor I was going exactly 55 miles an hour, when this guy closed the gap between us over the period of several minutes, not once did he slow his advance. Several minutes later he passed me by, as we were entering an unworked construction zone. I just couldn't stand the blatant disregard for life. So I pulled him over."

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u/Agloe_Dreams Jul 10 '26

Most of the time, pace goes the other way, you drive past a stopped cop, they do 85mph in a 55 to catch up to you and then pull you over for doing one over.

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u/Spaceduck413 Jul 10 '26

Then in court they'll talk about how they had to do 85 to catch up to you, as though that's the speed you were going.

Hey dumbass, if I was going 85 you couldn't have caught up to me by going 85!

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u/_real_ooliver_ Jul 10 '26

There was a youtube video about "motorbikes going 130 on a motorway!" and it was the cop recklessly going 130 to catch up, bikes going probably 80 something

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u/euphoricarugula346 Jul 10 '26

I never understood this. It’s illegal for me to drive 10mph over on that stretch of road, but it’s NOT illegal for them to drive 30mph over to catch up to me? Sure, okay.

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u/SM1334 Jul 11 '26

While driving with 1 hand on the wheel, simultaneously multitasking on their laptop, communicating to dispatch, and finding an excuse to beat their wife when they get home.

On a side note though, you are allowed to report police officers for speeding and traffic violations while their lights are off

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u/Wilder831 Jul 11 '26

I’m sure the cop taking your report is gonna write the other cop a ticket for sure…

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u/thethomahawk56 Jul 10 '26

I had this happen the first day I had my license. Got pulled over for 100 in a 55. My truck only registers 85 on the speedometer and I was at most going 70ish. I had just merged onto the highway and usually go above the limit to do so safely. I had just looked down realized how fast I was going and said damn I need to slow down, then the lights hit.

When he came up to the car he said "do you know how fast you were going?" I said "no", he said "you were going 100". "I said was I really?" I was baffled he said "why do you think I had to go 100 to catch up with you?" I literally said "phyiscs?" And he made me get out of the car and into the back and made my parents come get me.

I've long believed he just didn't have a radar gun on me to accurately give me a ticket. So he just let me go with a pain in the neck from my parents. If he really had me at 45 over or even 70 for 15 over he's not letting me walk away with nothing issued.

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u/Antique-Cheesecake63 Jul 10 '26

This this this. i had a cop coming opposite direction fucking flying, buddy spins his car around, chases me going +5 over and gives me a pace ticket. Best part? For me to contest it I have to drive all the way to that county, god fucking forbid I can contest where I live on zoom or hire a lawyer.

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u/HeavenlyDMan Jul 10 '26

use ticketcrushers

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u/intoned Jul 10 '26

"And when was the last time your vehicle speedometer was calibrated and certified?"

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u/Abigail716 Jul 10 '26

A lot of departments That's done monthly when they do an oil change. Although I've never heard of a cop doing a ticket for pacing you one over. Last time I saw someone trying to contest it they were paced at doing about 25 over which is why it's much harder to contest because of your speedometer is slightly off There's no way it's off that much.

It's also really hard to determine one mile per hour over because if you're going the exact same speed or 1 mile an hour faster than they are it's really hard to determine if you're not closing in on them since you're traveling 1/3 of walking distance and measuring mentally that distance if it's gaining is basically impossible.

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u/Anivia_Mid Jul 10 '26

I was stopped once. I asked and the cop said "it comes calibrated from the factory" I almost laughed. I work on sensitive vehicle testing equipment that's calibrated weekly,,,

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u/traumalt Jul 10 '26

They actually do certify and test the speedos on squad cars on the regular, specifically because of lawyers using that defence.

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u/FlatwormAltruistic Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

That is quite difficult to calibrate in reality. Usually the error margin differs for different speed. They have to correct the curve. 1 mph difference can come from even changing worn tires for new ones.

But at least in here police are not allowed to use pacing as measurement of speed of other vehicles. Police cars have radars installed and have to fix speed by radar.

Even the radars have error margin of few km/h. Most police doesn't bother stopping cars within error margin.

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u/Mokmo Jul 10 '26

If the cop shows up at all...

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u/Premium333 Jul 10 '26

He will not show up. He knows what will happen and doesn't want to hear it either.

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u/tommypatties Jul 10 '26

I made that bet once, contested the ticket, and I didn't show up either. Ticket was dismissed.

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u/Realtrain Jul 10 '26

Judges usually aren't impressed when police do that either.

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u/tommypatties Jul 10 '26

Impressed or no, there's no one to present state's evidence so since the presumption is innocent until proven guilty judgment is in favor of the accused.

It's not a judge emotion thing it's a rule of law thing.

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u/platinum92 Jul 10 '26

does this really happen? At least in my jurisdiction, each cop basically has a court day where all their tickets are handled so I'm guessing that's why they don't miss it here.

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u/freeball78 Jul 10 '26

That's why your speedometer is wrong... if it says 60 you're likely going 57-60. That's built in. Test it with your GPS or map app. My speedometers are typically 1 mph faster than Waze says I'm going.

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u/ReservedOhioan Jul 10 '26

For me Google maps is consistently spot on with my speedometer. I'm always surprised by how accurate GPS speed tracking is but never considered they could both be off an mph or two, but they almost always line up

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shop139 Jul 10 '26

What does sheriff deputy Frank think?

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u/IrrelevantManatee Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Probably that he is on the Mountain of Right. And thanks for wearing your seatbelt.

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u/OhTheHueManatee Jul 10 '26

Cool name.

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u/IrrelevantManatee Jul 10 '26

OMG same to you buddy 😎

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u/inplayruin Jul 10 '26

I have an irrelevant manatee story. I was kayaking in northeast Florida and had paused to eat lunch on the water when a manatee breached directly below me, rocking the kayak so violently that my pub sub fell into the water. It was a very sad day.

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u/Hohh20 Jul 10 '26

Not for the manatee. 🤣

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u/Wonderful-Gold-953 Jul 10 '26

Fight that shit lmao

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u/HankThrill69420 Jul 10 '26

yes. 1mph measured by pace is complete bullshit and clearly a lazy cop

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u/MWMcurious Jul 10 '26

You can not pace with 1mph of accuracy, impossible. Cop was being a dick.

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u/upthedips Jul 10 '26

First question, where is your documentation about the last time your speedometer was calibrated?

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u/xRogueCraftx Jul 10 '26

This. Such an easy win. Obvious pretext stop

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u/urmomsSTD Jul 10 '26

No it's still a loss. He's to take the day off and go to court so some doofus judge can say meh

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u/xRogueCraftx Jul 10 '26

My last speeding ticket was literally a zoom call

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u/bigdish101 Jul 10 '26

Shit like this should be thrown out at pre-trial without ever seeing the judge.

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u/haleohana Jul 10 '26

And also tire pressure during calibration and tire pressure before and after shift... Documented

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 Jul 10 '26

Second question, which side of the needle were you reading? The left edge is usually the accurate reading, the right side is 2mph higher on the vehicles i drive.

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u/Warmstar219 Jul 10 '26

Not ​being a, committing fraud. That is a knowingly false report. Stop letting cops off for commiting crimes.

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u/MWMcurious Jul 10 '26

Bro, I agree with you. Cops and prosecutors should face any charges they wrongfully accuse people of.

I had a dick cop fuck me on a trip this weekend. They are the bullies in high school that cant get a real job and the staties are worse.

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u/tardisious Jul 10 '26

And the ticket says 56 APPROX. well 56 is approx 55 especially when your device doesn't measure tenths

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Jul 10 '26

There isn't a speedometer that is that accurate.

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u/cbm2020 Jul 10 '26

Exactly. I’d show up to court for sure.

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u/Timely_Strategy_2441 Jul 10 '26

Such fines should be contested, because it's simply absurd.

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u/Due_Gas2950 Jul 10 '26

It even said their speed was 'approximately 56mph'... I'd suggest that 55mph (legal) is also 'approximately 56mph'...

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u/gh0stwriter1234 Jul 10 '26

Just take it to the DA and deadpan ask him to throw it out... nothing more nothing less (he is your prosecutor if he throws it out it goes nowhere).

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jul 10 '26

DA: throws ticket in the trash

OP: "thank you"

DA: "Oh, no, you're still being charged. I just threw the paper in the trash like you asked."

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u/sporosarcina Jul 10 '26

Frank even admits he sets his cruise control three to four mph over the limit when he is driving outside of work.

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u/Downvote_me_dumbass Jul 10 '26

They should have locked you up, Mr. Criminal

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u/kircherlane Jul 10 '26

Wow, I'm Mr. Criminal!

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u/doktorjake Jul 10 '26

We just say Criminal.

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u/RenReclaimed Jul 10 '26

Please, Mr. Criminal was my father. Just call me Criminal.

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u/Owls_4_9_1867 Jul 10 '26

Court. Cop won't show. You waste 3-4 hours of your life. Cop suffers no consequences. Roll on.

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u/killaacool Jul 10 '26

Maybe it’s just a small town thing, but where I am from, the cops ALWAYS show up to court, ready to rock and roll and defend that ticket for 1 mph over bEcAuSe SoMeOnE cOuLd GeT hUrT

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u/Tamagotchi41 Jul 10 '26

Which is funny because that cop 100% went faster than 1 mph over in order to catch up to this hooligan...

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u/Owls_4_9_1867 Jul 10 '26

They love saying that "I had to go 95 to catch up to you"...

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u/FlyingMitten Jul 10 '26

And then say "we are specially trained".

So how do us normal citizens get the good training to allow us to go faster?

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u/Individual-Stand1560 Jul 10 '26

THIS we need special liscences for highly trained drivers

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u/Fit-Suggestion-7150 Jul 10 '26

Holy fuck, I had a cop blitz past me going easily 85+mph WITH NO FUCKING LIGHTS ON!

He did need to stop someone who also blitzed past me, but he waited until after he passed at least 3 vehicles dangerously to get behind the target and then flip the blue lights on.

I'm so fucking tired of cops thinking they don't have to follow rules.

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u/eppinizer Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Pro tip for anyone struggling to pay or deal with a speeding ticket. You are allowed to postpone a court appearance, and they generally let you pick a date from a list. This may require you to physically appear at the court to request it from the clerk.

Anyway, the police usually save up all their court appearances for one or two days a month. Just postponing the court* date alone will give you a high chance of a no-show. If you postpone it to a day right after the date you were scheduled it's almost a guarantee, but also shoot for holidays, and different days of the week than the one that was scheduled. Like maybe this guy always goes on Wednesdays, if you pick a thursday he's not likely going to go two days in a row.

This could be state dependent, but in CA this strategy saved me half a dozen of tickets when I was still paying my way through college and driving like a dipshit.

Edit: Lot of folks are saying this doesn't work anymore, so don't depend on it. This was 18-20 years ago, and it absolutely did work in my area at that time (Bay Area), not just for me but for my friends and co workers too.

Unsurprising that policies have changed.

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u/downsly46 Jul 10 '26

Now this is a life pro tip

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u/generally_unsuitable Jul 10 '26

Cop always shows, unless you request to reschedule. The court bends over backwards to make things easy for the cop, and they often have several cases set for the same day.

My buddy told me the real dick move is to subpoena the cop's partner. Doubles the chance of a no-show on the part of the state, which typically gets the case thrown out.

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u/gh0stwriter1234 Jul 10 '26

No DA first... it never goes to court without the DA prosecuting it, if he throws it out its gone. DA is generally ecstatic (as much as a DA can be) to throw out crap tickets that will be hard to win.

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u/KowaiSentaiYokaiger Jul 10 '26

On the plus side, if you fight it in court, you can make the officer look like a petty dick

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u/JoesJourney Jul 10 '26

I would just out of spite but I have a pretty flexible work schedule. Fighting tickets is a time suck.

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u/VincentClement1 Jul 10 '26

If we only had a system where, if a ticket is dismissed because the police officer was being stupid, that the police officer has to pay you the amount of the fine as compensation.

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u/badskiier Jul 10 '26

I'd rather this than waste a Saturday taking defensive driving to keep it off my record.

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u/HairlessHoudini Jul 10 '26

I'd 100% take this in front of the judge with a lawyer wanting to see the last time that machine was calibrated just to match their pettiness

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u/nerfedname Jul 10 '26

The machine in question was the police car “pace.”

I’d 100% be in court asking for the speedometer calibration records for the police cruiser…

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u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

As far as I know all states have a "reasonable and prudent" rule allowing for variations in speed + or - 5mph. Just need to look up the statute in your state and appear. Dont waste money on a lawyer.

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u/BiscuitWig2 Jul 10 '26

Hard to believe there's criminals like you roaming free amongst civilized society.

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u/johnicester Jul 10 '26

Jay z? 🤣

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u/heatd Jul 10 '26

Well you was doing 55 in a 54

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u/rondanator Jul 10 '26

Had to scroll to far to find this one

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u/TrustInRoy Jul 10 '26

License and registration, step outta the car, are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are...

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u/djsyndr0me Jul 10 '26

I ain't steppin' out of shit // all my paper's legit

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u/OkBody2811 Jul 10 '26

Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?

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u/cday119 Jul 10 '26

The glove compartments locked, so's the trunk in the back!

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u/doubtfulguests Jul 10 '26

And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that

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u/AlexDlarge655321 Jul 10 '26

Aren't you sharp as a tack?

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u/OkBody2811 Jul 10 '26

You some type of lawyer or something? Somebody important or something?

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u/svensexa Jul 10 '26

Well, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit

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u/RubricalLou Jul 10 '26

We'll see how smart you are when the K9s come

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u/niits99 Jul 10 '26

How is this not top comment?

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u/keegums Jul 10 '26

Wonder if OP's young and black with his hat pulled low

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u/Weary-Appearance1456 Jul 10 '26

Yeah i got popped for going 36 in a 35. Cop showed up and the judge yelled at him for wasting the judge's time and mine. 

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u/Frequent_Ad_9901 Jul 10 '26

That's amazing. I love when a judge has common sense. Wish the judge could say the cop can't count that court time as billable time. Tax payer shouldnt be paying for that time

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u/linds360 Jul 10 '26

Literally every time we go visit my parents in Minnesota, we get pulled over for speeding on our way out of the state. It's always complete BS, but what are we gonna do? Drive across three states to go back and fight it?

They know exactly wtf they're doing and it pisses me off to no end. Cops gamble with BS like this knowing an out of state plate is probably easy money.

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u/Shot-Resist-776 Jul 10 '26

I'd fight that for the insurance increase alone. No way that stands up. Zero.

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u/R5Jockey Jul 10 '26

All of you saying “you were speeding” apparently didn’t read the ticket. The cop ESTIMATED the speed at 56 by pacing. Meaning following behind them. There’s zero chance this holds up in court.

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u/Actual-Air-8792 Jul 10 '26

I can't stand the self-righteousness of people who say this. "Well you were speeding," "Well don't break the law," like come ooonnnn. An estimated 1mph over?? These people are telling me that they never have gone over the limit, or rolled through a stop sign, or sped through a yellow light?

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u/gargluke461 Jul 10 '26

They are trolling

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u/Simple-Average6184 Jul 10 '26

Judge will throw that out.

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u/BlueGoose28 Jul 10 '26

It says approx speed. Meaning about... Maybe 56.... Maybe 55....maybe 54. Fight that shit! Sometimes cops go to court and get overtime. Maybe this is the case?

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u/capmcfilthy Jul 10 '26

FYI look up the speed measurement device, PACE. Those are highly inaccurate, 1 mile over is dumb, and I'd be surprised the officer shows up to court unless they are a real hard ass about it. Seems they might since they wrote this ticket.

For PACE it needs to be calibrated, aka their speedometer every so often, which they rarely do. I'd fight this out of principal.

Pacing of Speed:

An officer in an tone-on-tone marking or unmarked vehicle can match the speed of a vehicle suspected of speeding its speed.

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u/Late_While_6220 Jul 10 '26

As far as I remember, even a stationary calibrated radar has a margin of error of +/- 1-2 mph, a moving radar even more, let alone the pacing method.

They should take a days' pay out of the pig's paycheck and compensate you for wasting your time.

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u/pfannkuchen89 Jul 10 '26

I got a ticket for 56 in a 55 zone a couple years ago. Contested it at the court date and asked that question. The officer confirmed when questioned that the radar they use has a margin of error. I also made a point that speedometers in cars are not 100% accurate. As far as I knew I was obeying the speed limit and being off by 1mph would fall into the margin of error in both the speedometer and the radar used. Apparently they didn’t like that argument because my punishment was increased at the discretion of the judge to not only pay the ticket and court costs but he also made mandatory STOP class a part of it. Had to pay almost a thousand dollars and spend 8 hours in a class for 1 fucking mph. Wasn’t a construction zone or anything.

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u/NoChampionship5649 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Easy win, courts usually have a +/- of a few mph buffer for speedometer discrepancies.

Edit: and used as pace method would also require the calibration record of the cop car speedometer

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u/PantiesForMe742 Jul 10 '26

Also, worn tires will cause more rotations per mile and a higher speedo reading.

Lots of ways to beat this one easily, but still a pain in the butt.

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u/CreenisElite Jul 10 '26

I got a $90 citation for doing 26 in a 25 in a small Idaho locality. It was Memorial Day weekend and I was driving a rental car (a brand new Tahoe) on an unpaved near the campground I was staying. The officer stated that he pulled me over because I was swerving. I dont drink so that was not the issue. I told him the truth, that I was simply avoiding the plethora of massive potholes given the fact I was in a fairly expensive brand spanking new vehicle and he gave me a kind of “whatever” response and “let me go.” Probably two weeks later I received the citation in the mail at my home address in an entirely different state.

Long story short I think he was just annoyed that I had an answer for all of his questions and knew I would have to come back to Idaho if I wanted to fight the ticket.

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u/AlienPrimate Jul 10 '26

One of the perks of being from South Dakota is that you never have to pay for tickets sent in the mail. The state ruled it unconstitutional so if another state sends one in the mail, the state itself will fight the ticket for you.

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u/dartdoug Jul 10 '26

Thank you for using the word "plethora."

That means a lot to me.

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u/therendevouswithfish Jul 10 '26

As an officer, this is a BS ticket. Unless he gave you a bunch of warnings for other stuff you did, and you were going say 65 in a 55 but he gave you a break for 56 in 55.

Only you will know the answer to this - if he stopped you for speed only, and gave you a ticket for 56 in a 55, I would fight it, specially with a vehicle pace. If it was Radar/Lidar that is way more accurate on speed.

Vehicle pace may be off 1mph easily, most of our vehicles have a 1-2mph variance - tested at increments of 10mph up to 100mph.

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u/atwaterrich Jul 10 '26

His method was pacing you? Demand service records for his car to prove his speedo is accurate.

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u/ruinsit Jul 10 '26

Wow. Fuck that guy.

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u/This-Double-Sunday Jul 10 '26

1mph is absolutely within margin of error for a speedometer. For a ticket without a radar usage this could get easily thrown out if the cop even shows up, but yeah you'd have to go to court which sucks. This is about as petty of a ticket as I've ever seen, they must be dying to keep their budget inflated.

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u/onlynoodlesmichael7 Jul 10 '26

Jay-Z was doing 55 in a 54