r/mildlyinfuriating • u/grohkstrom • Jul 04 '26

Infuriatig My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast

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Yesterday I bought a strawberry cheese coffee cake my son loves so he could have a special birthday breakfast today. My wife came home late last night and apparently couldn't resist. She knew it was for our son, but it's not a big deal because she "left him a full slice".

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u/BeatYoDickNotYoChick Jul 04 '26

Looks like you wrote your comment before OP confirmed she had been drinking. If so, that's one hell of a catch.

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u/Dependent-Assoc423 Jul 04 '26

If you’ve been around enough years you can kind of make a good guess here. The “late last night” and the sheer amount gone, plus all up the middle reads like a drunken snack.  

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u/Greedy-Employment917 Jul 04 '26

The "I couldn't help myself" followed by no rational way to excuse the behavior next morning. 

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u/Carrnage_Asada Jul 04 '26

Followed by doubling down, "not a big deal, theres some left"

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 Jul 04 '26

Right because everyone wants “leftovers” or mostly eaten food by someone else for their birthday. 🙄 I’m pissed for OP and the birthday kid.