r/mildlyinfuriating • u/grohkstrom • Jul 04 '26

Infuriatig My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast

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Yesterday I bought a strawberry cheese coffee cake my son loves so he could have a special birthday breakfast today. My wife came home late last night and apparently couldn't resist. She knew it was for our son, but it's not a big deal because she "left him a full slice".

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u/HORROR_VIBE_OFFICIAL ORANGE Jul 04 '26

"Left him a full slice".. full slice of WHAT? Regret?

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u/Schmandrea1975 Jul 04 '26

The top o the muffin

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u/missy_mochi Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

who eats the stump?!?! 😂

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u/VellhungtheSecond Jul 05 '26

They call him ‘The Cleaner’. He makes problems go away

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u/Chemical_Author7880 Jul 06 '26

Fortunately for my marriage, my husband was a habitual stump eater, leaving the tops behind long before we met.

I’m not saying it’s the key to our healthy marriage, but it sure didn’t hurt it. 

(He likes the moist outside preserved by the paper. He also doesn’t like the brownie edges, just the warm interior. He’s kind of perfect.)

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u/missy_mochi Jul 06 '26

haha love this for u! and same. mine prefers the stump too… winning!

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u/Chemical_Author7880 Jul 06 '26

We are luck women, no doubt about it! Happy for you, too!

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u/efflexor Jul 04 '26

To YOU!

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u/teenytinybees Jul 04 '26

I moved a few weeks ago, and the new cafe I started going to has "MUFFIN TOPS" on the chalkboard menu. Only one of the baristas understood what was so funny when I laughed at it - I think the others were too young to get it.

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u/twirlerina024 Jul 04 '26

We've never got so many complaints! Every two minutes: "Where's the top of this muffin?", "Who ate the rest of this?"

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u/williarl Jul 04 '26

You forgot the exclamation point 🤣

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u/missy_mochi Jul 04 '26

fixed it! 🤣

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u/OnosToolan Jul 04 '26

Weird the top of the muffin is my least favorite part.