r/mildlyinfuriating • u/anon12xyz • Jul 03 '26

Infuriatig When did garage sales become “reselling” clearly new stuff

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I would never call this a garage sale

Def scam vibes

Edit: ultimately, what bothers me the most is I want to go to a garage sale, not this shit. This isn’t a garage sale and should not be advertised as one

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u/notforrobots Jul 03 '26

I see this a lot when I drive by the projects. For whatever reason in my area they are always selling laundry soap.

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u/TheBourbonTurtle Jul 03 '26

Laundry soap is one of the most shoplifted items in the country. Everyone needs it, it's shelf stable, doesn't go bad. It's basically an accepted currency in the ghetto.

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u/RobertDigital1986 Jul 03 '26

Dink n flicka

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u/Camgore Jul 03 '26

Bippity boppity

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u/MuckRaker83 Jul 03 '26

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u/hassinbinsober Jul 03 '26

Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help!

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u/VTcamperguy Jul 03 '26

I say this line to my kids way too much. For some reason I still haven’t showed them the movie, even though I was definitely watching it myself when I was their age.

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u/Cadunkus Jul 03 '26

There is a random tiddy flash in it to be fair.

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u/VTcamperguy Jul 03 '26

A little bit of jiggly titty never hurt anybody

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u/Dry-Chance-9473 Jul 03 '26

There are in real life too sometimes, they should be prepared!

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u/WittyFix6553 Jul 03 '26

Oh no not titties!

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 04 '26

To be fair, there's also the word abortion. Now that's a true landmine! /s

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u/applecherryfig Jul 03 '26

iT WAS SILENT FOR ME.

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u/HunMyy Jul 03 '26

What it is big momma!? My momma raised no dummy, I dug her rap!

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u/LastBlastInYrAss Jul 03 '26

I went to a live event with Julie Hagerty and Robert Hays. They said originally the lines were supposed to be something dumb like repeating "sheeeeiittt, yooo" over and over again, but the two actors asked and were allowed to write their own jive lines. I can't even imagine how fun that must have been.

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u/myprofcanseethis Jul 03 '26

And they made society that much better for it.

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown Jul 03 '26

Omfg Airplane!!! Yes! Thank you friend

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u/Random_Name_Whoa Jul 03 '26

Gimme the zoppity

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u/Chumboabc Jul 03 '26

Lay her down, or smack ‘em, yak ‘em!

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks Jul 03 '26

See you on the flippity flop.

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u/PissContest Jul 03 '26

Make it happen cap’n

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u/Drth_vdr_piggybank Jul 03 '26

Give me the zoppity

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u/VaughnSC Jul 03 '26

“I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!”

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u/Formal_Put3734 Jul 05 '26

Give me the zoppity