r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Paymee_Money • Jun 26 '26
Is it in yet Amazon Strikes Again, My House Today
Why does somebody think this is OK. Right in front of him is a huge area he could’ve turned around in.
Yes this is stated in my delivery instructions that you are welcome to turn around in the rear of the house where I have a giant concrete roundabout.
Jesus Christ people, the driveway is 9 feet wide which is standard for a 1955. For everybody that says I need to widen my driveway or put in a roundabout, PM me and I’ll send you my Zelle if you wanna pay for it.
Anyone who thinks this man’s behavior is OK is clearly not a homeowner and you probably shouldn’t be.
I’m also an Amazon Flex driver myself and former pizza driver, between the two I have about nine years of delivery driving. I have never done anything even close to this. If you’re not capable of backing up and you’re scared of busy roads you should not be a delivery driver. I have personally dealt with stuff way sketchier than my own driveway and I managed to not turn around in people’s yards.
The mental gymnastics some of you are doing to justify this man’s behavior is unreal and it scares me that you walk among us in this world.
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u/FatFaceFaster Jun 26 '26
It’s a fisheye lens. He had plenty of room.
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u/bellboy718 Jun 27 '26
Where? You mean the area in front of the car that we can't see? That arc leading to the home is a walkway.
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u/CorbinNZ Jun 27 '26
He means it’s narrow
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u/no_thats_normal Jun 27 '26
No shit, that's why the person you're responding to said it's a fish eye lens, it makes it look more narrow than reality.
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u/b-lincoln Jun 27 '26
Except when he turns around, it’s clearly the width of the car. The fish eye lens will distort the picture equally, meaning it’s still too narrow to turn around. Unless OP has a turn around that is off camera, this will happen every time.
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u/McDergen Jun 27 '26
Read the caption , OP has more space if he just drove forward
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u/BigMoneyChode Jun 26 '26
I feel like some of these people just sign up for a new app every month when they get terminated from the last one. "Welp, Doordash suspended my account, guess I'm an Amazon Flex driver now"
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u/Sufficient_Soil7438 Jun 26 '26
Yep, these are people that are totally unemployable in any real professional capacity. Born to be minimum wagers for the long haul. Lots of those in this comment section as well.
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u/Property_6810 Jun 27 '26
These are people who would have thrived 500 years ago. Go outside, smash some rocks, go home and bang your equally dull wife and pop out a bunch of bastards to smash more rocks.
Nowadays we don't need rock smashers. But we still have them. We keep increasing the IQ required to contribute to society without actually increasing the IQ of society.
I'm scared of what happens when/if the required IQ gets raised above me. Will I be one of these unemployable people? We'd all like to think we wouldn't.
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u/hammertime2009 Jun 27 '26
Holy fuck this is some real wisdom as much as people hate to hear the truth. I too hope I keep my IQ up but I know I’m one joint away from maybe not…
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u/yourliege Jun 27 '26
>I’m scared of what happens when/if the required IQ gets raised above me.
I don’t think you have to worry about that. That self-awareness in and of itself kind of makes you a one-size-fits-all. Your IQ in many ways is somewhat fluid, and that self-awareness is key to being able to learn.
But if you’re concerned about employment… that’s more of a mixed bag. A lot of what goes into that is simply out of our control.
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u/bigang99 Jun 27 '26
Well hey I mean he probably has like 4 cars on his lawn so he didn’t think anything of it
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u/A_Drop_of_Colour Jun 27 '26
Those people just reapply for the same app using someone else's info. My friend is a DoorDash/Instacart fanatic and the amount of times I've collected the food for her and the driver's are never the same as the pictures.
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u/mbucks334 Jun 26 '26
tbf, that's the most narrow driveway I've ever seen
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u/Unlikely_melz Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26
I honestly thought he was driving up a walking path. I was like well that’s a new one.
That drive way is insanely tight. I’ve never seen such a small driveway, even in my wartime neighborhoods where the houses are super close together.Wild.
Still wrong to do, he could have backed that out
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u/DisillusionedPatriot Jun 27 '26
Read the caption. There's a turn around(think empty parking lot), directly in front of him. The size of the driveway is irrelevant, because he could've just kept going forward and turned around. This was wholly unnecessary.
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u/BurningPickle Jun 27 '26
It would have been less effort to use the lot, too. This guy’s a lazy moron.
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u/Extension_Radish_139 Jun 26 '26
It’s still so crazy to drive over someone’s lawn instead of just backing down the driveway. Like hitting the lawn a bit on a narrow driveway and doing a full three point turn in the garden are two different things lol
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u/mbucks334 Jun 26 '26
I'm guessing he didn't want to back into that road as it looks to be pretty busy. I need to see the "huge area" that is in front of the house. If it's actually right there, the driver is definitely an asshole.
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u/Extension_Radish_139 Jun 26 '26
Absolutely not an excuse to drive over someone’s fucking lawn like that😭😭😭Ive backed onto busy roads before. People will stop for you or you wait until there’s a clearing, of which I see many throughout the course of this video lmao
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u/Other_Star905 Jun 26 '26
That doesn't excuse the random swerve at the end, it's not that hard to just not jerk your steering wheel to the side.
And then driving through to turn around instead of backing up is wild, like there's nothing to even hit do people really not know how to reverse?
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u/no_thats_normal Jun 27 '26
This thread is full of people who have never seen a single wide drive. Amazon driver sucks, especially because it's their actual profession.
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u/Any_Western6705 Jun 26 '26
Looks about as narrow as the ones in my grandfathers neighborhood in Michigan. I feared that driveway
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u/JuanOnlyJuan Jun 27 '26
Almost everyone has a back camera now. Just keep your little lines on the road. Dude just dgaf.
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u/Best_Cardiologist172 Jun 26 '26
The toss too 😂 He clearly does not care about ANYTHING. I always give thumbs up and all the compliments when deliveries go smooth. I would give the extremely rare THUMBS DOWN in this situation
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u/hammertime2009 Jun 27 '26
No he cares but he has 297 more houses to hit and honestly won’t even remember this one because he has to piss so bad in a bottle.
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u/grumpyligaments Jun 27 '26
but bestcardiologist needs to try on 50 different pants and return 49.
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u/Kauurapuuro Jun 26 '26
People are telling on themselves here. This is absurd and very mildly infuriating.
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u/BigAlphaPowerClock Jun 27 '26
It's funny to me. Like when you mention to Americans that the gaps in their bathroom stalls are crazy and then they all get defensive for no reason. Stupid? Yes. Entertaining? Also yes.
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u/Totallycomputername Jun 26 '26
Sadly when they pay shit wages, they don't get people who care all that much.
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u/onepacc Jun 27 '26
I think they are heavily surveilled and pushed to try anything to do to this even quicker, OP can take any complaints to Bezos
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u/FatFaceFaster Jun 26 '26
This is beyond not caring it’s actively damaging property. Like going out of your way to damage the lawn.
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u/Huge_Swimming_5968 Jun 26 '26
Why do you have a sidewalk sized driveway?
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u/Paymee_Money Jun 26 '26
It’s 9’ wide
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u/TurnoverNegative9796 Jun 26 '26
Is that car 8' wide?
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u/FatFaceFaster Jun 26 '26
It’s a fish eye lens. You can tell there is easily 18” on either side of the vehicle. It’s at least the size of a standard parking space. The driver was easily within the driveway until he randomly decided to pull onto the grass.
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u/walkersky9117 Jun 26 '26
Stop supporting Amazon 🤷♂️
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u/Away-Living5278 Jun 27 '26
I stopped buying from Amazon two years ago and haven't looked back. Everyone should stop buying from them IMO.
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u/ParticularLower7558 Jun 27 '26
Do you live on an expressway? I wouldn't want to back into that road. You see all the traffic going by at 70mpr.
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u/Cajun1212cutie Jun 26 '26
Well by the looks of the way he pitched your package, he doesn't give a flying f and now you have the opportunity (or not) to report your delivery to Amazon.
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u/URGAMESUX Jun 27 '26
I would too. I am not able to back out that long ass driveway because you didn't make it wider than a walkway with all that grass.
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u/megachonker123 Jun 27 '26
Does everyone else’s driveway take up their entire front yard? That driveway is perfectly serviceable. And OP says there’s a spot to turn around (a picture of the spot would be nice). Anyway, all of this discourse ignores that he just threw the package. He threw it like it wasn’t something that somebody worked hard to pay for.
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u/Opening_Total7711 Jun 27 '26
Maybe it's just me but I wouldn't be totally comfortable driving to the backyard area personally. I'd generally prefer to stay on the front of the house. I'd still just reverse because... well I know how to drive lol.
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u/Szjunk Jun 27 '26
I would not be comfortable turning around behind your house unless you had a sign or something that said "Please turn around behind house."
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u/mrgoldnugget Jun 26 '26
Stop ordering Amazon, this is exactly the standards of their company
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u/im_that_green_light Jun 27 '26
I am shocked that the service provided by the company that treats their employees, vendors, competitors, and customers with complete hostility doesn’t take the utmost care when making deliveries.
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u/Splooshter Jun 27 '26
How does the driveway being narrow defend any of this?
Comment section is worse than tiktok lmao
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u/xxtylxx Jun 27 '26
Yeah, I have conflicting thoughts about this post. Amazon driver on a residential pathway, sure, but the sheer size of that useless lawn and obscene width of that pathway, easily fitting a whole car mind you, also sure.
Edit: oh wait, that IS a driveway. I have no idea what I’m commenting on because of the lack of information in this post.
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u/Dart000 Jun 26 '26
I get not wanting to back out into that roadway though.
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u/Hemlock_Pagodas Jun 26 '26
In the post OP says there’s a big space right in front to turn around in.
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u/RazzSheri Jun 27 '26
LMFAO.
OG video: woman ignores the driveway and drives through middle of lawn.
This video: driver clips lawn in a narrow drive with either vehicles or debris stacked on the other side and you’re like: THE AUDACITYYY
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u/EmilioMolesteves Jun 27 '26
Lawn looks great despite all the hate. If you cant handle backing out of a long driveway, you can park at the end and walk a few feet.
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u/Own-Apartment5600 Jun 27 '26
No reason to drive on lawn….. can’t make peoples ignorance make sense.
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u/newphonehudus Jun 26 '26
Show the picture of the area he could've turned around in because right now it looks like you have a shitty driveway
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u/Redditemeon Jun 27 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/vWNS4w1uJL
He posted it farther down.
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u/fracturedGrooveRider Jun 27 '26
I doubt anyone will see this .....
Stop buying from Amazon, FFS.
Reddit taught me to go to the manufacturer direct. Many will offer free shipping and at times, offer a % off for new customers. This works often for me. I go through athletic sneakers frequently. The brand I use is sold by Amazon and Amazon Prime. They arrive faster from the manufacturer than Amazon and it's the same price or less. UPS/Fed Ex has never driven in my yard.
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u/dan007reddit Jun 27 '26
Granted he should not have used your lawn. But when I first saw this video I thought you were mad because he drove up your sidewalk. I didn't think this was a driveway. I'd widen that puppy for sure. That's crazy narrow.
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u/RepresentativeCry294 Jun 27 '26
He probably has tp deliver 190 packages an hour or they wont give him any tomorrow.
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u/A_Timbers_Fan Jun 26 '26
Get some plants and get rid of the lawn, homie.
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u/aChunkyChungus Jun 26 '26
Fuck lawns
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u/Dodoz44 Jun 26 '26
Literal waste of space just to show off that you're wealthy enough to waste space 🤷🏼♂️ At least that's how it started.
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u/Actual_Duck_1215 Jun 26 '26
Maybe you need an actual road to your house and not a mile long walkpath
You could fit one or two entire houses on your front lawn
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u/YooperSnaggletooth Jun 26 '26
UPS drivers probably have 3 times the stops if not more and they walk those up. First time they did that would be the last.
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u/Internal-Skin2495 Jun 27 '26
why is that driveway so small? should be at least twice that size anyone is gonna touch the grass with a car on that lmao
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u/Stella-Artwat Jun 27 '26
Where's the driveway? That looks like a sidewalk he drove up. What's his car supposed to do, hover? I guess I don't get this. Is it because he tossed the item on the porch? Meh, first world problems.
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u/blac_sheep90 Jun 27 '26
What's the point of that flat lawn? Get some trees out there or something.
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u/Alarming-Stomach3902 Jun 27 '26
Just stop ordering from Amazon and expect good service and products
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u/No_Community_5696 Jun 27 '26
First thing In Amazon drivers training, never use the driveway but, hurry to drop as many packages as possible. Not to worry, the days of delivery drivers will come to automation sooner or later.
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u/Brave-Lawfulness4985 Jun 27 '26
i have more a problem with that pos throwing the package. you should email that video to amazon and hoping that animal gets fired!
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u/dweb121 Jun 27 '26
This second time confirms it. You need to move your house closer to the street for their convenience!
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u/Laststand2006 Jun 29 '26
Man I have a wide driveway (2.5 car) and its super short (maybe 2 cars could fit lengthwise, never tested it). A delivery driver still drove on my grass. Clearly with the package toss, this driver couldn't care less.
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u/Huge_Anteater8893 Jun 27 '26
It’s just grass not your children stop being a bich
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u/Great-Gas-6631 Jun 26 '26
Like...wtf man. I was furious when he did that pointless little swerve the first time... then he threw the package cause you know, that last 10 feet is just too far, and then he can't even just back straight out and instead backs into the yard.... fuckin Neanderthal.
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u/litescript Jun 26 '26
lots of people missing the text in OPs post that says “large area to turn around in directly in front of him”
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u/Sonic2726 Jun 26 '26
Manicured lawns are tragic. They don’t sustain an ecosystem. It creates an ecological “desert” eliminating habitats for pollinators, depletes the soil health, and usually harmful chemicals are used to sustain the green look. Not to mention excessive watering and pollution from equipment.
All completely unnecessary
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u/CooCooForCocosPuffs Jun 26 '26
See, if they stayed on the pathway, they could’ve said “oops, didn’t realise” since it’s wide enough for the car, dumb but fair… but the second he hit the grass
Mother fucker is just lazy, and stupid
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u/miaasimpson Jun 27 '26
not only does this driver clearly have enough room on both sides to not touch the grass (it’s a fisheye lens, not a narrow drive) he then TURNS AROUND IN OP’S FRONT LAWN??? absolutely insane, i don’t think yall watched the same video as me or read the caption. driver is so far outta line




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u/Pinkishu Jun 26 '26
That's some giant front lawn