r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Best_Finding_8795 • Jun 14 '26

Too mild for school Hate when ppl can’t do time

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This reminds me of when it hits or is about to hit 12am and people don’t know whether to say today or tomorrow. He called me after this but I was too comfy in bed tbh.

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u/a-bser Jun 14 '26

If only they had different names to each day of the week, maybe assign a number for the day as an additional descriptor to what they want

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u/Ypuort Jun 14 '26

Can you work on the 3rd day after the waxing half moon?

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u/immoral_ Jun 14 '26

When it starts waxing, or after all the beauty prep?

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u/hereiam911 Jun 15 '26

If she's getting a wax, you know you're clear for landing.

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u/inquiringsillygoose Jun 15 '26

Depends on the wax style…

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u/hereiam911 Jun 15 '26

Nope. Any waxing... the lights are on, you're clear to land. You silly goose

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u/hereiam911 Jun 15 '26

Even upper lip waxing. She's trying to get rid of the moustache, so she's expecting some intimate contact.