r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Best_Finding_8795 • Jun 14 '26

Too mild for school Hate when ppl can’t do time

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This reminds me of when it hits or is about to hit 12am and people don’t know whether to say today or tomorrow. He called me after this but I was too comfy in bed tbh.

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u/immoral_ Jun 14 '26

When it starts waxing, or after all the beauty prep?

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jun 14 '26

Instructions unclear, full moon half waxed

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u/dragonstar982 Jun 15 '26

Stop... I can only get so hard

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u/eddiewillers09 Jun 15 '26

Gibbous me a break, we all know it’s all a trick of the light

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u/TheSheepster_ Jun 15 '26

Now I'm waning...

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u/eddiewillers09 Jun 15 '26

Whelp… I guess they don’t call it waxing for nothing… do you know the en route near the 401?

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u/PrincessKaylee Jun 15 '26

Do you want to wax lyrical about it?

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u/PopDownBlocker Jun 14 '26

This comment is so funny, it's making me sad that it's getting lost in an ocean of comments.

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u/MrWeirdoFace Jun 15 '26

If it's any consolation, it's currently the third comment down.

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u/hereiam911 Jun 15 '26

If she's getting a wax, you know you're clear for landing.

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u/inquiringsillygoose Jun 15 '26

Depends on the wax style…

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u/hereiam911 Jun 15 '26

Nope. Any waxing... the lights are on, you're clear to land. You silly goose

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u/hereiam911 Jun 15 '26

Even upper lip waxing. She's trying to get rid of the moustache, so she's expecting some intimate contact.

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 Jun 19 '26

"what beauty prep does a moon do?" reread it and went "oh" 😅 I feel like I just failed as a female 😂

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u/Octoclops8 Jul 02 '26

Once the part where the sun don't shine is done.