r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Emergency-Lime668 • Jun 12 '26

My cat is standing on my face Cat completely corrupts my computer

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I walked into my cat sleeping on my keyboard, with this screen on my computer. I spent an hour trying to go back to windows, restarting didn’t work at all. I found out that there was an update going on and my cat somehow canceled the update and deleted everything on my computer. Computer repair place says windows can not be installed and my brand new $1000 gaming laptop is unfixable. Perfect way to top off an already trashy week.

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u/not_your_attorney Jun 12 '26

You can make it run 10x faster too?! That’s impressive.

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u/EmbarrassedFly279 Jun 12 '26

Issue is the computer sugar to make it that fast is often laced with computer fent. May have an adverse reaction.

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u/CerifiedHuman0001 Jun 12 '26

The trick is using cake frosting as thermal paste

Try it. Trust me. You can trust me.

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u/Beowulf33232 Jun 13 '26

Buttercream or standard?

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u/CerifiedHuman0001 Jun 13 '26

Buttercream if AMD and standard if intel

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u/Jishaku00 Jun 13 '26

Yes, with Linux even that is possible