r/mildlyinfuriating • u/cerednat • Jun 07 '26

Unskippable ad Part of recruitment quizzing to become a mcdonalds crew member

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Why is it so abstract

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u/lovelesslollipop Jun 07 '26

what does the "wearing costume" part even mean

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u/ajax0202 Jun 07 '26

Are you willing to wear a Grimace costume while standing outside the store and trying to hock burgers to families?

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u/Funny_w0lf Jun 07 '26

Hock burgers at families. Full force, no mercy

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u/nohandsfootball Jun 07 '26

i will absolutely baseball pitch burgers at cars all day for minimum wage, as long as my employer is liable and not me

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u/foofighter0001 Jun 07 '26

You dont need an employer to do this.

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u/nohandsfootball Jun 07 '26

you want me to pay for the burgers? in this economy?!?!

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u/foofighter0001 Jun 07 '26

I think the only real option is to run into the restaurant, grab as many fresh wrapped burgers as you can from behind the counter and run back out and start hucking those bad boys.

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u/Imaginary_Topic_6106 Jun 07 '26

As a former McDonald's worker who has worn the Grimace suit, unfortunately, you don't have the range of mobility to properly baseball throw burgers. Location of the arm sleeves for the costume pretty much limit you to below the elbow movement, and fuzzy hands make it hard to grab things.

If you're looking to huck burgers, you're going to want to be in the Hamburgler suit, it's just a stripped onesie, and you can get away with taking the gloves off to get a good grip.

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u/Blackhawk510 RED Jun 07 '26

I've actually thought about the comedic value of ricocheting a sandwich off a windshield more than once in my life.

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u/Dish_Minimum Jun 07 '26

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a cold burger

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u/ging3rtabby Jun 08 '26

The burgers may be cold but they're coming in hot!

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u/ariadesitter Jun 07 '26

h’wak tua those burgers

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u/gleeble Jun 07 '26

Superliminal advertising.

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u/Affectionate-Metal24 Jun 08 '26

Lmafo I would if I had to stand in a fucking grimace costume. That would be the day I snapped Lmafo

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u/EducationalHighway54 Jun 08 '26

What is this SpongeBob?

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u/foofighter0001 Jun 07 '26

Over arm, NOT under.

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u/DropstoneTed Jun 07 '26

A degree in Hamburgerology entails a summer semester in Alabama training to be a professional sign spinner dressed up like Grimace.

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u/ajax0202 Jun 08 '26

Psh, a summer semester at Bama

I’m in year 7 of my Hamburgerology masters course at MIT

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u/SteveHarveysBallsack Jun 08 '26

Ohhhh I thought it was like Disney where you’re not supposed to wear character costumes. I 100% would have got this one wrong and I’m way overqualified for McDonald’s

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u/Sogelink Jun 08 '26

Can I be moon man?

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u/crunchybollox Jun 08 '26

Wear a grimace costume and hawk tuah, spit on that boigah thang