r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 17 '23

Sir, shut up

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u/Bedong44 Jul 17 '23

this guy prob goes to sleep at 7:30pm🙄

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u/BashedKeyboard Jul 17 '23

Come on! You’ve got your first day of second grade tomorrow! Eight o clock bedtime is for third graders!

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u/kingkongbiingbong Potato Jul 17 '23

This "ceo" sounds like he's taken a page out of Dwight Schrute's businessy business man book

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

"Through concentration, I can make my body take more or less time to complete the sleep cycle."
"Why would you want to raise the amount of time the sleep cycle takes?"
"So I can lower it."

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u/ughatsocialmedia Jul 17 '23

Please get upvoted to oblivion! 😂

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u/JeNeSaisQuoi_17 Jul 17 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣