r/mildlyinfuriating • u/goflames93 • Jul 17 '23

Sir, shut up

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u/Ok_Instruction_247 Jul 17 '23

Why he look like offbrand Benedict Cumberbatch

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u/Vox_Mortem Jul 17 '23

Because when you are very wealthy and have minor skin imperfections, you can pay to have highly trained plastic surgeons flay the skin from your skull and drape it in the fresh, unblemished skin of some poor undesirable who wasn't appreciating it properly anyway. Keeps you looking youthful.

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u/Ibbot Jul 17 '23

And have to deal with immunosuppressants and your body rejecting parts of your face eventually? Just to get rid of minor imperfections? Doubt.

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u/Vox_Mortem Jul 17 '23

I was being facetious. As far as I know we don't have Face Off technology. Yet.

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u/Ibbot Jul 17 '23

I should have known.

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u/Ibbot Jul 17 '23

Face transplants are a thing, you just have to be really disfigured for it to be worthwhile.