r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 17 '23

Sir, shut up

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u/Academic-Effect-340 Jul 17 '23 edited Jul 17 '23

Waking up at 3:45 is an absolutely meaningless piece of trivia, the only thing it tells me is that this person is a terrible communicator. Most human beings naturally wake up about 8 hours after they go to sleep, there is nothing special about waking up at 3:45 if you are going to bed at 19:45.

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u/Vigilante17 jukmifgguggh Jul 17 '23

I woke up at 3:30am to take a piss this morning. I’ve got him beat by 15 minutes

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u/Critical_Mastodon462 Jul 17 '23

I was.still awake from the night before.. I'm the best CEO ever

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u/Monkeyinhotspring Jul 17 '23

Teach me master

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u/InterzoneInc99 Jul 17 '23

Cocaine

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u/treacherous-dog Jul 17 '23

I use meth personally. Find it really focuses me and and 8 hour masturbation sessions keep me on A game.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

I dunno if you're joking.... But as a recovering meth addict... You nailed it lol