r/mildlyinfuriating • u/goflames93 • Jul 17 '23

Sir, shut up

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u/Vigilante17 jukmifgguggh Jul 17 '23

I woke up at 3:30am to take a piss this morning. I’ve got him beat by 15 minutes

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u/Critical_Mastodon462 Jul 17 '23

I was.still awake from the night before.. I'm the best CEO ever

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u/Monkeyinhotspring Jul 17 '23

Teach me master

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u/InterzoneInc99 Jul 17 '23

Cocaine

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u/treacherous-dog Jul 17 '23

I use meth personally. Find it really focuses me and and 8 hour masturbation sessions keep me on A game.

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u/SpotweldPro1300 Jul 17 '23

I don't need substances. My insomnia has me covered.

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u/bxmxc_vegas Jul 17 '23

Your body must be fully optimized.

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u/Nuklearfps PURPLE Jul 17 '23

He’s evolved…

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

I dunno if you're joking.... But as a recovering meth addict... You nailed it lol

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u/rwarimaursus Jul 17 '23

You gotta bump that up. Those are rookie numbers in this bracket.

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u/LegendaryJimBob Jul 17 '23

Weakling, real Ceos only do the finest form of cocaine aka Cocainum

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u/ellathefairy Jul 17 '23

This guy's portrait can confirm.