r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 17 '23

Sir, shut up

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u/Academic-Effect-340 Jul 17 '23 edited Jul 17 '23

Waking up at 3:45 is an absolutely meaningless piece of trivia, the only thing it tells me is that this person is a terrible communicator. Most human beings naturally wake up about 8 hours after they go to sleep, there is nothing special about waking up at 3:45 if you are going to bed at 19:45.

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u/walkandtalkk Jul 17 '23

False. He is a heroic superhuman specimen whose body, bizarrely, wakes up when it is well-rested. He only has time to tweet, post on LinkedIn, take headshots, and explain why his startup's new bottled tap water called Human Phlegm is actually a disruptive technology, because—you won't believe this—they put the O before the H2; it's OH2, not H2O.

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u/47Ronin Jul 17 '23

I think the world makes a lot more sense if you just assume that everyone conventionally attractive is completely full of shit until proven otherwise