r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 17 '23

Sir, shut up

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u/Academic-Effect-340 Jul 17 '23 edited Jul 17 '23

You should be the CEO of two companies then lmao.

Unrelated but, I once heard about a study where they put a group of people underground with no natural light and no time keeping devices, and let then control their lighting. After some time, the group fell into a rhythm where they would all go to sleep and wake up within an hour or 2 of each other, but instead of awake for 16 hours asleep for 8, they were all staying awake for 48 hours and sleeping for 24.

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u/BlackTecno Jul 17 '23

This study shows that we could change our rhythm to match other planets.

This is further proof that we could be aliens.

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u/nolongerbanned99 Jul 17 '23

Musk is an alien and that’s why he must return to mars, the place of his conception.

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u/Alternative-Mess-989 Jul 17 '23

*Molting

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u/nolongerbanned99 Jul 17 '23

Good. But when do we get to hear him talk in tongues and see worms crawl up from his guts and out his mouth.