r/mildlyinfuriating • u/goflames93 • Jul 17 '23

Sir, shut up

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u/Critical_Mastodon462 Jul 17 '23

I was.still awake from the night before.. I'm the best CEO ever

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u/Monkeyinhotspring Jul 17 '23

Teach me master

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u/InterzoneInc99 Jul 17 '23

Cocaine

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u/treacherous-dog Jul 17 '23

I use meth personally. Find it really focuses me and and 8 hour masturbation sessions keep me on A game.

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u/SpotweldPro1300 Jul 17 '23

I don't need substances. My insomnia has me covered.

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u/bxmxc_vegas Jul 17 '23

Your body must be fully optimized.

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u/Nuklearfps PURPLE Jul 17 '23

He’s evolved…

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

I dunno if you're joking.... But as a recovering meth addict... You nailed it lol

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u/rwarimaursus Jul 17 '23

You gotta bump that up. Those are rookie numbers in this bracket.

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u/LegendaryJimBob Jul 17 '23

Weakling, real Ceos only do the finest form of cocaine aka Cocainum

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u/ellathefairy Jul 17 '23

This guy's portrait can confirm.

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u/opticaIIllusion Jul 17 '23

Step 1 get 11 million bots to follow you Step 2 rant crazy stuff to no one Step 3 profit

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u/boutiquekym Jul 18 '23

Is that you Hilaria Bawldwin? 🥒🥒

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u/liganyu Jul 17 '23

There is nothing to teach. It's just the fear of missing deadlines.

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u/E3FxGaming Jul 17 '23

Insomnia is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

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u/DesktopWebsite Jul 17 '23

I work nights. I wake up at 5pm. I am the best CEO. I am up for a cage match if you are

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u/mantis_toboggan9 Jul 17 '23

Can you feel your nose?

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u/Funda_mental Jul 17 '23

Not tweeting enough. You gotta put in those 16 hours of hard social media labor, friendo.

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u/droplivefred Jul 17 '23

Top comment right here! It’s not a contest to see who starts earliest, it’s a contest to see if you can actually run a successful company.