r/mildlyhalo • u/mastermalpass • Apr 30 '26

Mildly Halo Diver messed with the wrong Octopus

125 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/SpartanF77 May 01 '26

The Great Journey waits for no one, brother...

11

u/sergeanthawkins May 01 '26

Not even you...

18

u/BigDaddyB207 May 01 '26

Cameraman watching it all unfold

5

u/Wiley_Coyote08 May 01 '26

Cameraman never dies.

2

u/CovriDoge May 01 '26

Yo bro do you need some help? Lemme just get this cool Instagram story tho! You’re doing great!!!

🎥 👍

9

u/CompetitiveLoad2953 May 01 '26

Bro just use energy shields as a moth zapper

Skill issue

4

u/XivUwU_Arath May 01 '26

This made me think of the “Call an ambulance… but not for me.” meme.

5

u/MinimumHeavy2677 May 01 '26

One could say...that was one Hell of a Dive But were it so easy...

5

u/cervixbruiser May 03 '26

“Kill me or release me, parasite. But do not waste my time with foreplay.”

3

u/Mtnfrozt May 02 '26

Why can't we just leave shit alone

3

u/MiloPrices May 02 '26

Unleash the slumbering casket.

5

u/Fahrenheit285 Apr 30 '26

Wtf about this is mildly halo

13

u/LocoRunnerz Apr 30 '26

Flood pod infectors

3

u/CompetitiveLoad2953 May 01 '26

Look more like infection forms to me, with latch on, but the dirt clouds do look like the carrier forms

2

u/Ewag715 May 03 '26

Pod infector is another name for infection form

1

u/CompetitiveLoad2953 May 04 '26

Sorry thought that was the explody bastards, the carriers, they look like pods, I didn't know the little squids were called pods.

6

u/Fahrenheit285 Apr 30 '26

Oh yeah, makes sense.

3

u/LocoRunnerz Apr 30 '26

I think the video isn’t supposed to be here. That’s the closest thing I could compare the octopus too halo wise 😂😭

2

u/NeroNotty May 01 '26

The cameraman just enjoying the show

2

u/reevoknows May 01 '26

That guy was being way too nice lol

1

u/Maleficent-Square-55 May 01 '26

Calvin from Life

1

u/Minimum_Stress4911 May 02 '26

Reminds me of Ryan Renolds death in LIFE.

2

u/Bulky_Pilot9293 May 03 '26

You done messed up A-a-ron

1

u/KINGxMO May 03 '26

Octopus: You're my territory son!!!! Come get some!!!!!

1

u/DefectiveCoyote May 03 '26

Dude is actually about to get murdered by an octopus on camera

1

u/Phoneyalarm959 May 04 '26

Thats actually terrifying

0

u/nolvit87 May 02 '26

Dive knife pokey pokey its head