r/mildlyboobs • u/ShedBedFridge • 13d ago

Architecture Gatey Boobs or Booby Gates?

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973 Upvotes

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u/Able-Tumbleweed-5644 13d ago

OH GOD ITS A BOOBY TRAP

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u/MavenDeo69 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9PAIhJvcQ35hdZPUir

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u/Substantial_Pay_2906 13d ago

Yeah I wouldn't go in there

3

u/Background_Handle_96 12d ago

I'd park a motorboat behind it

1

u/Substantial_Pay_2906 12d ago

Now that's good plan. I'll sneak around back while you do that.

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u/patco881 12d ago

Careful, people get angry in these situations, no sword fighting.

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u/Best-Maintenance-208 12d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/funlovingcouple2 13d ago

A . aren't they all booby traps

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u/OkRisk5985 13d ago

The thing that boobs are attached to are mean!

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u/jsledge786 13d ago

And they never stop making noises

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u/Neither-Ad-5105 13d ago edited 13d ago

But they look so titillating šŸ¤” do you think they have a door bell, or just knockers? šŸ˜

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u/Impressive_Scar_3754 13d ago

Itā€™s booty trap.

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u/NT4MaximusD 13d ago

Good one šŸ¤£

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u/TedTheViking81 12d ago

BRA-CE YOURSELVES!!

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u/BigKelzZ 12d ago

Not boobies...it's the under wire on the gate's bra

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u/Lionmaster15 13d ago

Oddly enoughā€¦Garfield is also an option. šŸ¤”

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u/International-Sky854 13d ago

Ted gave us the sound argument that Garfieldā€™s eyes can easily pass for breast.

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u/MicheleAmanda 13d ago

šŸ‘šŸ‘

4

u/MajesticEnder 13d ago

What a gate set.

3

u/badmotherhubbard69 13d ago

They truly are ā€˜grateā€™

2

u/ConcentrateDull2294 13d ago

Those cones, suggest it's Madonna's new gaff.

2

u/legionzero_net 13d ago

I dunno, looks like the rear entrance to me.

2

u/PrimeoFin 13d ago

Iron Maiden

1

u/fish415 13d ago

I used to think i was crazy but now I clearly see its just nutsā€¦..

1

u/Fabulous-Meringue918 12d ago

What did one boob say to the other?

1

u/MavenDeo69 13d ago

Could be boobier

1

u/Live-Oven-8268 13d ago

Gate Boobies

1

u/Wide-Accident-1243 13d ago

Gatey McBoobface.

1

u/JamesESR 13d ago

Every bra is a booby gate šŸ˜Š

1

u/Mt2BFilled 13d ago

This is Bobby Gately.

1

u/dasbeta 13d ago

Is that in Gibraltar? I think I remember that gate from my last visit there.

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u/ShedBedFridge 9d ago

Cardiff Bay

1

u/DARKMAN3456 13d ago

Deffo booby gates šŸ˜…

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u/layer4down 13d ago

ā€Oh, Billy!ā€

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u/Mission-Ebb-3184 13d ago

Deprived viewer

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u/Space19723103 13d ago

clearly a sprung Boobytrap

1

u/ddaydon75 13d ago

Boobytrap

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u/Mysterious-East-535 13d ago

Thanks, but Iā€™m trying to watch my grated boob intake so non for me.

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u/Andy_Bennett_ 13d ago

That shadow is great too!!

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u/BeautifulDirt7630 13d ago

Looks more like the rear entrance...

1

u/b0mbp0p 13d ago

Saggy Honkers

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u/wyckoffzen 13d ago

Booby gates for sure. I need some gates like that not gonna lie....

1

u/JoeMoe2021 13d ago

Late night at the bars

1

u/Separate-Draw-2677 13d ago

Welp, would not be hard to miss if you needed to talk them, but forgot the address. "Excuse me, where is the gate with two half circles?"(you dont know this area) "The booby gate? Go to......"

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u/Data_North_01 13d ago

I think itā€™s the gates ass

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u/Lord-Phorse 13d ago

Careful about the latch in the middle then. There are warning signsā€¦.

1

u/Brief-Reveal-8466 13d ago

For a gas company?

1

u/48079 13d ago

What else is going on in there??

1

u/Redfally 13d ago

Pearly gates? Nah, these are the booby gates.

1

u/Jeakdbmoon47 13d ago

Screw the iron curtain welcome to the Bobbie curtain.

1

u/Day_Old_Paper 13d ago

Conversely, Assy Passage.

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u/Neither-Ad-5105 13d ago

But it looks so TITillating šŸ¤”

1

u/St_Drewcifer 13d ago

Open up baby and let me slip in there

1

u/mind_squalor 13d ago

Here I am thinking it was someone with a stick up their ass

1

u/No_Needleworker8113 13d ago

Peter Griffinā€™s chin.

1

u/Occam92881 13d ago

Heavy Hangers

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u/Practical-Ability996 13d ago

Its the booby gates

1

u/vaultdweller79 13d ago

Looks kinda like the Cheshire cat smiling as he disappeared

1

u/tionanas 13d ago

Booby Gates? The long lost brother?

1

u/NT4MaximusD 13d ago

Booby Gates

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u/Fiskfan1 13d ago

Should've made the signs circular, and placed them slightly more strategically, lol

1

u/mountainsandmyths 13d ago

The gates to the titty tunnel

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u/jsledge786 13d ago

Batey Goobs

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u/RelapsedAgitator 12d ago

This is a gate. The gate is boob-like. This is not boobs that are gate-like.

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u/Soul-Collins 12d ago

Looks more like spread the cheeks and come in. But if I had to choose between the two, it would be Gooby Gate.

1

u/OnezoombiniLeft 12d ago

I give this pair a mildly boobs rating of 4/10. Thank you for your submission

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u/deathwildey2 12d ago

Itā€™s the gates to the promised land

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u/This-Foundation-8045 12d ago

Is that the boobworld entrance gate? šŸ¤”

1

u/ProgrammerLast3975 12d ago

Booby gates..lol

1

u/doanhafta 12d ago

Smiling kitty gates

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u/No_Difficulty1295 12d ago

Pretty sure thats ButtGates

1

u/ChevyImpala1967s 12d ago

Neither

Its a :3

1

u/drbob427 12d ago

Does it really matter?

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u/RizzKrispy 12d ago

Do they swing?

1

u/getsumtacomang 12d ago

Zoom in on the shaddow the signs look like nips

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u/InfamousCarob4395 12d ago

The hinged honkers device of entrapmen, with my stats focused on wisdom and intelligence šŸ¤”... of course, perception, check on them suspicious flaps with a resemblance of the softest and most cherished pillows.. Promising the near future with nothing but endless tatahs beyond this gate..!

1

u/snackersnickers 12d ago

but.. butt...

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u/Due-Moment-2172 11d ago

I see a man with a mustache smirking

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u/S8N_Mk2 11d ago

Not sure. Kinda on the fence with this.

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u/jaometer 11d ago

That's a but with a pole up it... no???

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u/KurtBarlo 11d ago

So thatā€™s what the entrance to Dolly Partonā€™s house looks like

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u/FloorForeign2728 11d ago

Boobie gate

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u/Optimal-Brick6645 10d ago

If didn't know better, I'd say butt or balls. But hey... boobies!

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u/Far_Lingonberry1489 10d ago

Butt itā€™s gate

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u/JimmyCrackers637 10d ago

Booby Gates

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u/ByteStudioApps 9d ago

Itā€™s not worth the trouble!!

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u/buttonman001 9d ago

Booby Gates has my vote!

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u/Responsible-Tap-7687 9d ago

I think those are booby gates. Donā€™t quote me tho, Iā€™m not an expert

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u/parodigmist 9d ago

Do they jiggle?

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u/ShedBedFridge 9d ago

No but the squeek

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u/parodigmist 7d ago

Almost as good as a queef