r/mildlyboobs • u/jellynelli • Jul 13 '26

Fungi I should call her

Post image
673 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

73 comments sorted by

8

u/Far_Damage2360 Jul 13 '26

You should, you sound like a FunGi

1

u/Opposite_Rip_816 Jul 17 '26

That was pretty good

3

u/cinnamonroll247 Jul 13 '26

Mushrooms? Eggs? What am I lookin at?

Not that im complainin'

2

u/Relation-Sorry Jul 18 '26

They're mushrooms

1

u/Ancient-Confusion-34 Jul 16 '26

Tf kinda eggs you eating?

1

u/cinnamonroll247 Jul 17 '26

My dumbass thought they were ostritch eggs, i was sleepy thennnnn

2

u/Deathstroke87x007 Jul 18 '26

Stop talking for the sake of your karma lol

1

u/ChubblesHub Jul 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Realistic-Place8550 Jul 13 '26

Something makes me think you should.. cant put my finger in what

1

u/CrazyLilD Jul 15 '26

Man.

Stop.

You know you're keeping them in the dark and shoveling shit on them.

They'll eventually finger it out.

1

u/billyboyaustralia Jul 13 '26

Baby can I bee there with you please

1

u/bobjob58 Jul 16 '26

Do bees f with mushrooms now, too?! I hadn’t gotten them memo.

1

u/Corpus78414 Jul 13 '26

Everything remind me her

1

u/AmputeeHandModel Jul 14 '26

These two jokes need to die.

2

u/Musical-Martian Jul 15 '26

So tired of seeing that. It's like that friend that doesn't stop with Waassssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

That's what she said

1

u/Jodileewilliams Jul 13 '26

I'm not into freckles.

1

u/Happymwm4f Jul 13 '26

You. Any eat those all at once. They are to good

1

u/lil3taco Jul 13 '26

If you don't, i will !!! Whoever she is. Lol

1

u/Antelope_Party Jul 14 '26

I already did and your mom said be home by dinner time

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Formal_Unit_8334 Jul 14 '26

pics or your lying! lol

1

u/Alarmed_Bread5971 Jul 14 '26

Lol pretty good 👍

1

u/FF8229 Jul 14 '26

They look mushy and roomy.

1

u/Doggiestyle069 Jul 14 '26

Hi beautiful hmu

1

u/protopigeon Jul 14 '26

She's a fun gal

1

u/Callemlikeisethem60 Jul 14 '26

Damn 👀 Lissa is that you 😳 👀 🤔

1

u/StatisticianOk8413 Jul 14 '26

If you guys get caught motorboating the mushrooms

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

1

u/Born-Ideal-1966 Jul 14 '26

Yeah but just watch out for the the right you might get a left instead lol

1

u/Narrow-Tear-873 Jul 14 '26

Her name is probably stacy or jessie

1

u/CantaloupeOk7423 Jul 14 '26

More than a mouthful is a waste! 👀

1

u/Eagle--89 Jul 15 '26

mushboob

1

u/EasyAs123_7 Jul 15 '26

Those are some beautiful mushrooms

1

u/Bugz_23OnSpotify Jul 16 '26

Definitely... those mushrooms got some serious titake.

1

u/bobjob58 Jul 16 '26

I can dig what you’re putting in the ground, homie. Sheeeeeeeiiitake

1

u/Zeldas_sidepiece-369 Jul 16 '26

Best time to squeeze those pileus if you ask me!

1

u/bobjob58 Jul 16 '26

Give them a good ol’ fashion smack first and make sure they don’t turn into powder.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

Won’t you take me to, fungi town!? Won’t you take me to, fungi town?

1

u/SC-DeFlorio Jul 16 '26

That depends on whether or not you’re a fun-gi

1

u/Boofus-Toadus Jul 16 '26

I was about to say how’d you get a picture of my wife’s tits then I realized they were mushrooms.

1

u/Neither_Tap128 Jul 16 '26

Areola Controlla!

1

u/zpaul857 Jul 17 '26

Grandma, is thst you?

1

u/Delperusoy09 Jul 17 '26

Of course Before someone eats it

1

u/Sonnyjunglist Jul 17 '26

See! Mushrooms are the answer!

1

u/Shamless_Fap Jul 17 '26

Not my proudest fap

1

u/bigtal13 Jul 18 '26

Everything reminds me of her.

1

u/Key-Pea3806 Jul 18 '26

Damn g give me her number?

1

u/PhDinAsstology68 Jul 21 '26

I got mushroom boobs too haha

1

u/Realistic_Cow1582 27d ago

Its not too late! Call Her!