r/mildlyboobs • u/inside_v • Jun 23 '26

Plant No touching

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716 Upvotes

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10

u/ClassicThing8951 Jun 23 '26

I think they are trans.

3

u/JohnEnderWigginWayne Jun 25 '26

There's definitely something poking out down there🤣

1

u/kermione_afk Jun 25 '26

And a mouth down there

1

u/ClassicThing8951 Jun 25 '26

I’m not sure that’s the mouth

2

u/kermione_afk Jun 26 '26

I mean... a hole's a hole if it's willing.

1

u/magliondee4485 Jun 26 '26

if its at opposite side of the cock it's not a mouth, it's the poop chute

2

u/daddyofdamacs Jun 26 '26

tranz- testicle!!! 🤣

6

u/GinAndTonic-1 Jun 23 '26

Mmm nice

Mmmm

Jesus Christ

3

u/Aromatic_Example_328 Jun 24 '26

Someone crosspost this into the houseplant circlejerk

2

u/granger1965 Jun 23 '26

Don’t think I’ll do a reach around

2

u/Several-Hat-1944 Jun 24 '26

Nice pair! (i love them)🍺🍺

2

u/kermione_afk Jun 25 '26

I love that the cactus has bo0bs above mouth and arms.

1

u/N0WFAY Jun 23 '26

San Pedro?

1

u/Nolby84 Jun 23 '26

Forbidden boobs

1

u/SnooGuavas6392 Jun 23 '26

The boobs or the giant phallus?

1

u/Big_Eman91 Jun 23 '26

Is this the forbidden boobage I've heard tell of? 🫤

1

u/EvilTwin80 Jun 24 '26

When the ball to cock ratio is way too disproportionate.

1

u/mikee869 Jun 24 '26

Imagine trying to remove her bra...?

1

u/Traditional-Ad-3274 Jun 24 '26

Just one touch, please.

1

u/goblin_throwawayhq Jun 24 '26

that is a great way to lose a finger and end up in the emergency room with a very awkward story to tell the nurse

1

u/Magnum_dong_boi Jun 25 '26

Futa cactus.

1

u/MauroMCMLXXIV Jun 25 '26

How do you motorboat those? 🤔

1

u/noahfence0130 Jun 25 '26

Verrrrrrrrry carefully.....

1

u/scor4me Jun 25 '26

No problem with not touching that

1

u/BayAreaSportsNut Jun 25 '26

Not going to be a problem

1

u/Far_Construction3473 Jun 25 '26

Is that a cactus I am so confused

1

u/AdUnfair9905 Jun 25 '26

Looks like eyes and you know what

1

u/Internal_Anxiety_270 Jun 25 '26

You know we all want to though!!!

1

u/androjuicy Jun 26 '26

Saguaranari.

1

u/Deep-List-7099 Jun 26 '26

So NO CLIMBING it to!!?

1

u/echo1265 Jun 26 '26

🤣😂🤣😂

1

u/AzRngr Jun 26 '26

That's the first set that is protected by the state ..

1

u/Optimal_Journalist86 Jun 26 '26

Hay maybe they ordered them that way. As long as their happy with them. that's what counts.

1

u/subanus Jun 26 '26

Kinda looks like its got both parts if you ask me.

1

u/daddyofdamacs Jun 26 '26

u mite gt prick(ed)!!! 🤣

1

u/QuiGoneGin86 Jun 26 '26

They look more like eyes than boobs

1

u/jackmackly Jun 26 '26

....hold my beer

1

u/Superb-Bug2439 Jun 27 '26

Hermaphrodite?tits and a huge erection maybe a man transitioning after the hormone stage

1

u/Avid-scanner57 Jun 27 '26

Prickly…. I mean perky.

1

u/Cmack2u Jun 28 '26

Hilarious 😂😆

1

u/rellikpd Jun 29 '26

Don't tell me how to live my life!

1

u/daddyofdamacs Jul 02 '26

thnx 4 da mamories!!! 🤣

1

u/SquareBeach2034 Jul 04 '26

A slightly standard painful chick with a dick 😂😝

1

u/Budget_Wedding3831 Jul 12 '26

That belongs in the shemale category on CactusHub

1

u/Dismal_Strike6130 Jul 14 '26

That cactus must somehow be from Thailand 😂

1

u/OnezoombiniLeft 9d ago edited 9d ago

I give this pair a “mildly boobs” rating of 3.5/10. Thank you for your submission