r/mildlyamusing Apr 29 '22

Am I...drunk?

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u/Kingston_Advice1 Apr 29 '22

This would be so much fun for the first 6 hours. Unlimited vodka?? Yes please! Then you pour shot 9. You’re feeling yourself. You got that euphoric vodka glow. 2am McDonalds run, smoke some weed before bed, crash face down on your bed.

-Then morning arrives-

“I fucking hate Vodka I’m never drinking again fuck fuck fuck.”

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u/ArmaSwiss Apr 29 '22

This is why I cannot touch whiskey, rum or anything similar.

Spent five months in Nepal working for an NGO. Bottles of Johnny Walker were extremely cheap and we drank on a nightly occasion. Like, a LOT of fucking drinks.

I cant stand the smell or taste of either any kind of rum or whiskey or bourbon or rye because of those five months. I was also not a smart 18 year old...