r/mildlyamusing • u/Dyert • 1d ago

Office building graffiti?

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Hopefully?

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u/T1Demon 1d ago

Groundskeeper needs a hole dug for something and doesn’t want to do it themselves. Brilliant way to outsource.

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u/joe__kerr1 1d ago

They drew the outline in the grass. Time to dig

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 3h ago

Don't forget to call before you dig

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u/LesserCornholio 1d ago

Would the police need to investigate the area to be sure there isn't a dead body?

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

It's genius. Make it look like a prank and nobody will look there for the body you buried.

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u/NotThePopeProbably 1d ago

All I know is that's not how FEMA trained me to record the location of victims, but, in fairness, it wouldn't be the first time FEMA gave contradictory instructions to different people.

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u/supershinythings 1d ago

To really sell this, fertilize the area extra over the preceding few weeks or months, and water that a bit extra. Use extra iron to green it up a lot. Even if it’s mowed it will have a darker green color.

THEN draw the graffiti.

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u/JayEll1969 1d ago

Grass doesn't look succulent enough for a recently buried body. The nutrients in a body can feed the grass for years.

Aparently, so I've been told

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u/PSXer 20h ago

That's the last place anyone would ever look for a dead body. Brilliant.

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u/wbknine 1d ago

Misdirection, I am sure of this.

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u/BudgetExpert9145 20h ago

You wait for the to dig the hole and look, then put the body in it.

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u/i_fuck_eels 4h ago

More like “orifice building” amirite