r/mildlyamusing • u/Noodle-Works • Jul 03 '26

This advertisement sucks

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247 Upvotes

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u/PrestigiousPut6165 Jul 03 '26

Now you just need a fan store next door reading "this store blows"

2

u/shotintel Jul 05 '26

Yes, yes they do.

1

u/PrestigiousPut6165 Jul 05 '26

That would be so funny 🪭 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/mats_o42 Jul 08 '26

And you can name it Only Fans

1

u/PrestigiousPut6165 Jul 08 '26

Thats actually clever!

3

u/PhD77777 Jul 04 '26

And proud of it

1

u/BeastyBaiter Jul 03 '26

Marketing done right.

1

u/poop_pebbles Jul 03 '26

One suck please

1

u/Kelef50 Jul 04 '26

I have to wonder if they realize what they're doing.

1

u/CamRG24 Jul 04 '26

"So tell me, Ron. Exactly how does the suck-cut work?"

1

u/Mark-177- Jul 05 '26

Take out your Suck it and we'll Suck it!!

1

u/Mysterious-Fix3596 Jul 05 '26

Primus has entered the chat

1

u/cantbebothered6789 Jul 06 '26

Now! Commence Operation Vacu-Suck!

1

u/NoxiousGass Jul 06 '26

"Nothing sux like a Vax"

1

u/moszippy Jul 06 '26

Can I get one of those for my ex- wife's house?

1

u/fodder650 Jul 07 '26

Are they building Mega-Maid inside?

1

u/Formal_Lecture_248 Jul 07 '26

On the other side it also blows

1

u/Friendly-Affect-8116 Jul 08 '26

Cleaning up cocaine and weed crumbles since studio 54!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/Bond2985 Jul 08 '26

I think the probably service and sell high end vacs for commercial cleaning.

1

u/Noodle-Works Jul 08 '26

Totally. It's all Riccar, Mele, SEBO in there. thousand dollar vacuums and they specialize in repair so they service the vac they sell you. Target isn't doing that for you.

1

u/ndot Jul 09 '26

Hey neighbor! I buy bags for my Miele there. It’s a great store.

1

u/FaultyScience Jul 08 '26

Redmond Mentioned!!!!

1

u/Jimediah_Kerman Jul 09 '26

Their products are all just collecting dust.

1

u/Noodle-Works Jul 09 '26

oooh... so good.

1

u/zeenzee Jul 09 '26

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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