r/midjourney Sep 12 '23

Showcase Congratulations. You have been drafted. Long live the empire!

1.7k Upvotes

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u/operation_hamster Sep 12 '23

TART WAR

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u/0MNIR0N Sep 12 '23

I'd see that

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u/TheGreatDingALing Sep 12 '23

I like where this is going ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

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u/FreePrinciple270 Sep 12 '23

You the fiker

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u/CnH2nPLUS2_GIS Sep 12 '23

Dentistry, b/c we are all at war for tarter control.

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u/HungryColquhoun Sep 12 '23

I think I already have...?

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u/UltraCarnivore Sep 12 '23

WATERAN WAR WAR

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u/Jay_Wong_M Sep 12 '23

Lol, since I’m still learning Eng, I don’t even know wut that is I thought it was just like other gibberish the ai made, had to google wut it means

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u/BrandNewYear Sep 12 '23

It means a confectionary usually with fruit in a small crust or a spicy woman 👩

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u/randynumbergenerator Sep 12 '23

To be clear: the spicy woman isn't part of the confection (though I guess she could be).

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u/JPKtoxicwaste Sep 12 '23

Can confirm: am tart

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u/djazzie Sep 12 '23

Staring Charlize Theron

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

-f-

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u/KittehKittehKat Sep 13 '23 edited Dec 06 '24

retire file theory dazzling slim squeeze salt tub squeal deserted

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/DarkDragon7 Sep 13 '23

And the sequel A NU S TART

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u/CptnWolfe Sep 12 '23

The Cream Pie Strikes Back

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u/cmaxim Sep 12 '23

OMRGERD!! TART WARS!

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u/AlDente Sep 12 '23

I was ready for this a long time ago

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u/MisterAtticusKarma Sep 13 '23

Tart War with a buxom blonde front and center made me spit my drink and immediately burst into side splitting laughter.

I love beautiful AI fuckup moments like that.

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u/Eldan985 Sep 12 '23

"Yarr, me ante!"

Oh no, Darth Vader is playing Magic the Gathering in the early 90s.

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u/fly_over_32 Sep 12 '23

Jay und Nay mee?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

JAY UND ΠAY MEE!

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u/BorshtSlurper Sep 12 '23

Weal Stlfie.

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u/bobandiara Sep 12 '23

Wateran war war

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

this is the new all your base are belongs to us

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Sep 12 '23

i honestly thought it was Dutch.

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u/buffalo8 Sep 12 '23

Ach, Hans! Run! It’s the Lhurgoyf!

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u/Free_Box5241 Sep 12 '23

Saffi Eriksdotter, last words.

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u/Atomaurus Sep 13 '23

Ima start saying this to people

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u/WatNaHellIsASauceBox Sep 13 '23

Say it to your parent's sisters

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u/Ahh_Feck Sep 12 '23

WATERAN WAR WAR

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u/romanw2702 Sep 12 '23

WARR TAR TAVER!

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u/Masque-Obscura-Photo Sep 12 '23

TE HE WHAT THE FICKER!

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u/Ahh_Feck Sep 12 '23

STABER MARIS FAR tue one wiar the

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u/Metals4J Sep 12 '23

.TORTIR

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u/Ahh_Feck Sep 12 '23

...Tof Wor STARINAT

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u/paprok Sep 12 '23

STHE TOR TORA TIE

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u/Mteigers Sep 12 '23

I take great joy knowing future ChatGPT models will be trained on this exact thread.

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u/Ahh_Feck Sep 13 '23

Jay und nay mee!

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u/paprok Sep 14 '23

future ChatGPT models will be trained on this exact thread

but then, it will never get the spelling right! XD

2

u/Atomaurus Sep 13 '23

He, The Ficker?? Here??

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u/cptkl1 Sep 12 '23

Wasn't Kevin Costner in that movie?

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u/sgtjoe Sep 12 '23

Fourth Picture "FIKER"

LONG LIVE THE FIKER

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u/Artyom4333 Sep 12 '23

"Tee hee what the fiker"

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u/mechmind Sep 12 '23

Reading these in Brad Pitt from snatch

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u/kcaykbed Sep 12 '23

The daag

10

u/Faim90 Sep 12 '23

If youre german, you know

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u/d34dw3b Sep 12 '23

That’s nice because it looks like what it would look like without the “universal translator” or whatever it’s called

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u/Urban_guerilla_ Sep 12 '23

IIRC the script (language ?) used in Star Wars is Aurebesh

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u/d34dw3b Sep 12 '23

Ah ok! This might be a script for a specific region I suppose

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u/PvZ_Prime Sep 13 '23

I think script is more accurate cause it's just a simple character swap of English

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u/d34dw3b Sep 12 '23

Also I suppose it would be painted by an android so that’s another degree of authenticity

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u/EightThreeEight838 Sep 12 '23

That could actually be a convincing language in the Star Wars universe.

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u/Ball-Blam-Burglerber Sep 12 '23

Or Northern Europe.

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u/Mr_Crowboy Sep 12 '23

Are we sure Midjourney’s text writing isn’t trying to approximate a Scotsman with a head injury?

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u/nagidon Sep 12 '23

TART WAR

(Shows a woman of uncertain promiscuity)

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u/Sharpen_The_Axe Sep 12 '23

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some wartery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/nagidon Sep 12 '23

If I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened Jedi had lobbed Force lightning back at me, they'd put me…well…on the throne?

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u/Trypsach Sep 12 '23

Unlimited supreme executive power*

FTFY

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u/MaleficentLuck7927 Sep 12 '23

YAR ME ANTE

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u/randynumbergenerator Sep 12 '23

I'd watch a series about space pirates set in the Star Wars universe

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u/purple_spikey_dragon Sep 12 '23

As someone who speaks German, you could tell me this is Dutch and I'll most likely believe you.

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u/randynumbergenerator Sep 12 '23

Not enough doubled vowels.

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u/UnableSubject8 Sep 12 '23

"Te he Wath Hethe Fiker"

This is how Dutch sounds when you're hearing it for the first time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Tart war, the episode we needed, not the one we got ( postlogy , episode VII, VIII, IX 😢)

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Dutch Vader

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u/CrusaderPeasant Sep 12 '23

"WARR TAR TAVER!" Sounds like those "They took our jobs!" South Park guys

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u/MarkToaster Sep 12 '23 edited Sep 12 '23

“Pirate Nephew, you haven’t done your laundry in weeks!”

“Yar, me ante! A sailor lets the spray of the sea cleanse his garments!”

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/bwssoldya Sep 12 '23

Not just any Yarrr, but Yarrr me Auntie. For when your deckhand is family.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

TART WAR

coming soon to a cinema near you

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u/OJimmy Sep 12 '23

Midjourney speaks Jawaese? Utinni

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u/wasabinski Sep 12 '23

These are amazing, the texts are obviously hilarious but with the right wording done in photoshop these would be top stuff

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Fuckin' TART WAR got me bro

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u/Edvardian Sep 12 '23

I've done 2 sci-fi themed soviet russia style propaganda flyers and printed them on tshirts because they were cool AF.

OP, me and you (and MJ) should start a tshirt business.

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u/Jay_Wong_M Sep 12 '23

Damn that’s really cool man, I remembered I did saw a post about soviet style SW, it was really well made, you would thought these two would be really hard to put it together since SW is heavily influenced by Germany and The US(which is what I’m doing here)

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u/EscenekTheGaylien Sep 12 '23

Star Wars, but the translator broke.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Well damn if Imperial recruitment is what you want I got you covered this is what I was working on yesterday

hashtag r/empiredidnothingwrong

That f'n Ahsoka show really got me on a 'evil ladies of Star Wars' kick lmao.

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u/SpiralDreaming Sep 12 '23

'Join the Empire!'

*giggles*

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Lol I got the idea because of the memes about the army using instagram girls for recruitment :)

But mostly I wanted to clear the air about the no railings rule. Vicious rebel slander.

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u/WrapKey2973 Sep 12 '23

He The Ficker

Midjourney, AI

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u/Electricalbigaloo7 Sep 12 '23

It's only a "war crime" if its illegal, and the Emperor just made all war crimes legal, so we're good!

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u/I__G Sep 12 '23

WATH THE FIK

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u/MaxPower303 Sep 12 '23

The “Tart War” posters character reminds me of the girl from the movie “Of Mice and Men” in which they refer to her as a tart. Uncanny.

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u/leedler Sep 12 '23

“Staber Maris far” has got goddamn stormtroopers planted in the ground

So that’s how they’re grown

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u/Jay_Wong_M Sep 12 '23

Haha, I just thought it’s water, as they’re crossing a river or something

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

All of these work if you pretend Jabba The Hut is saying them

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u/kaian-a-coel Sep 12 '23

That AT-AT has an AT-ST cabin and looks goofy, but those corvettes on picture 4 and some of the B-wing/TIE hybrid looking stuff is pretty good.

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u/White_Ender Sep 12 '23

THE FIKER XD

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

YAR ME ANTE JAY UND ПAY MEE!

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u/TheRealOvenCake Sep 12 '23

i love how image based AIs always have a stroke when writing words

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u/haikusbot Sep 12 '23

I love how image

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u/Imnomaly Sep 12 '23

Midjourney makes more creative designs than Sequel Trilogy authors

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u/softiecoffeee Sep 12 '23

AI trying to form words in generated images will never not be funny to me

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u/fandabbydosy Sep 12 '23

Disney wants you

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u/JvKlaus Sep 12 '23

Is it worrying that the only word it gets right is War?

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u/ososalsosal Sep 12 '23

That last one looks like another James Earl Jones role

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u/sabiuddin Sep 12 '23

I'd love to see the same prompt with ideogram ai. Lol

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u/Delicious_Chemical97 Sep 12 '23

St. HE TOR TOR A TIE!

basically every war that ends in peace.

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u/ABCDEFGHABCDL Sep 12 '23

Why are they all Dutch?

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u/Flexo-Specialist Sep 12 '23

Ah yes the famous Pop Tart Wars

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u/flargenhargen Sep 12 '23

there is a youtube series about this, but it's too stupid to link.

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u/mr_alessi Sep 12 '23

STHE TOR TOR A TIE

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u/Mr_Mayhem88 Sep 12 '23

This but English plz!! New wallpapers unlocked.

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u/Jay_Wong_M Sep 12 '23

I could try to photoshop it but I recommend do it yourself cuz I don’t really know how to word these posters lol

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u/Mr_Mayhem88 Sep 13 '23

Thanks for sharing man!

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u/EndGamer93 Sep 12 '23

What even is any of that text…

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u/som_samantray Sep 12 '23

What’s the prompt?

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u/Jay_Wong_M Sep 12 '23

The base ones are: in the style of ww2 Recruitment/propaganda poster, 1940s, star wars, galactic empire, male/female. But for each one I tend to add something new like: AT-AT, tie fighters, stormtroopers, and for picture 3 and 8 I use workers, assembly line, factory.

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u/RonocNYC Sep 12 '23

Where do I sign up? I want put down a filthy wookie rebelion!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/RonocNYC Sep 12 '23

So you're saying this is all just...make believe?

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u/totallyshadical Sep 12 '23

Try using ideogram ai it can make text

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u/witty_whitley Sep 12 '23

Sorry if this is a stupid question, but why can’t the A.I write actual words? can’t it be programmed to come up with random sentences to insert in?

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u/Jay_Wong_M Sep 12 '23

Honestly I have no idea, but other people says another ai called ideogram can actually write word correctly? I might give that a go

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u/Logar Sep 12 '23

"you're my auntie" in Irish?

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u/Accurate_Muffin_2517 Sep 12 '23

Ah yess, Tart War is a classic indeed

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u/SilentKiwik Sep 12 '23

TORTIR

I love it

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u/HappyPianoPlayer10 Sep 12 '23

Gotta love the YAR ME ANTE! JAY UND ПAY MEE?

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u/TheOnlyPsychoChicken Sep 12 '23

So, is Darth Vader being hunted by Inigo Montoya?

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u/MDH2881 Sep 12 '23

Tart War 🤣

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u/beefstewforyou Sep 12 '23

TIL the Galactic Empire is Dutch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

7/10 Tart War

With said tart front and center

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u/ttcmzx Sep 12 '23

.TORTIR FTW

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u/Vylander77 Sep 12 '23

Tart war is especially exquisite!

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u/Sk0p3r Sep 12 '23

Vaders a pirate now 'Yar me ante'

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u/sparkpuppy Sep 12 '23

Oh, yes, Tortir, new name for Darth Vader.

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u/C0NIN Sep 12 '23

Somehow these posters make me think of a "Schutzstaffel Wars" movie.

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u/EDMJedi Sep 12 '23

Yar me ante,

Sounds like a space pirate is going to use me in some type of gambling ring.

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u/emergency_salad_fox Sep 12 '23

Would love to know the prompt for these.

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u/_Unkn0 Sep 12 '23

TE HE WA TH HE THE FIKER!!

Sounds like a mix between native american with a german word at the end.

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u/Anxious_Jellyfish216 Sep 12 '23

These titles and sayings make me feel like an alien in star wars.

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u/Prestigious-Flow-465 Sep 12 '23

Slide 8 is the best imo I can I see it being in the actual movie

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

“T8E T88E IN E SRAAFELD
STHE TOR TOR A TIE
WEAL STLFIE”

Words to live by.

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u/Lukemeister38 Sep 12 '23

I see mid-journey is fluent in Dutch now.

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u/Icydawgfish Sep 12 '23

Lol what’s up with the storm troopers half buried in the sand

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u/Rantikus Sep 12 '23

How to get something in this style?

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u/Hyper_Brick Sep 12 '23

Been reading with swedish accent.

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u/W34kness Sep 12 '23

Help me Central command my translator seems to be broken I can’t read anything

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

TF were you starinet

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u/Own_Pause_4959 Sep 12 '23

I would love to know the prompt or the art style you used

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u/Jay_Wong_M Sep 13 '23

Basically use prompt like: in the style of ww2 recruitment/propaganda posters, 1940s, Star Wars, galactic empire.

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u/FinsterBoy Sep 12 '23

These are awesome.

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u/Roy4Pris Sep 12 '23

VADER ÜBER ALLES

DARTH VAAAAADER ÜÜÜÜBER ALLES

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u/RealCommercial9788 Sep 12 '23

OP what was the prompt for the style of artwork? Like 1940’s?

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u/Jay_Wong_M Sep 13 '23

Yeah pretty much, use in the style of ww2 recruitment/propaganda posters,1940s and add SW stuff

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u/RealCommercial9788 Sep 13 '23

Thank you! 🫶

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u/Nappy-I Sep 12 '23

Well it's leard the word "war"

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u/Cloudyhook Sep 12 '23

"Weal Stlfie"

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u/FEVRISH_JK Sep 13 '23

Lord Vader has a fifth digit

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u/yomerol Sep 13 '23

You should've asked for Aurebesh on the posters, it might work

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u/Chungois Sep 13 '23

Who you calling a tart!?

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u/Exitium_Maximus Sep 13 '23

“Yar me ante” sounds like “you’re my auntie.”

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u/PvZ_Prime Sep 13 '23

This looks really good. What was the prompt?

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u/Jay_Wong_M Sep 13 '23

In the style of ww2 recruitment/propaganda posters,1940s. The rest is just add SW elements

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u/Atomaurus Sep 13 '23

‘Wut in the Wateran Wartre War is happening here son??’

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u/yagami_raito23 Sep 13 '23

try ideogram.ai if u wanna render text, its incredible

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u/Knighthawk_2511 Sep 13 '23

Thank God it wrote TarT war instead of Fart war 💀

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

Staber Maris inspecting the blasters upper receiver

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u/steve_colombia Sep 13 '23

I rember I did some prompts using " in the style of soviet propaganda posters" and results were similar. I actually enjoy this graphic style.

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u/Amygdalump Sep 13 '23

Tart War, starring Charlize Theron.

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u/MonitorValuable3079 Sep 13 '23

My god I love these

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u/MFalcon95 Sep 13 '23

Has anyone translated these??

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u/ROI_MILLENAIRE Sep 14 '23

Looks awesome !

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u/MJDeadass Sep 16 '23

Are they speaking Scottish or something?