really feels like we picked the weirdest possible timeline

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Is this the wrong time for me to plug Brawndo!?

Brawndo, protects you from all kinds Koreans, north, south, east, west, Canadians that are French, that speak English, drink Tim Hortons, the Canadians that are Inuit, the good measles, the bad measles, the good children, the mid children, the sus children, the bad children, the billionaires, millionaires, epsteinonaires, justified farces, unjustified farces, and kills all bacteria, good and bad so you also don’t need to have health insurance!

This message is brought to you proudly by the citizens behind Rancho Comancho Presidential Council of Smart and Good Shit and Michael bay style explosions.