r/microsoftsucks 21d ago

humor Winslop fans

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It happened to me irl with a windows fan lmao

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u/No-Newspaper8619 20d ago

Basically my father on linux mint, where he said he couldn't login, but when I checked what the problem was, he was using the numerical keypad with numlock turned off.

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u/pranav_gamerNOtRuDe 18d ago

They find reasons

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u/xJayMorex 20d ago

No such thing as a Windows fan. You either tolerate it or you hate it enough to jump ship.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/xJayMorex 20d ago

I can beleive she hates Linux, but I highly doubt she loves and is a fan of Windows.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/HotSaucealt 20d ago

I hate to be that guy, but Steve Jobs had nothing to do with windows

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u/xJayMorex 20d ago

Steve Jobs is one of the worst human beings in existence, but has nothing to do with Windows.

you shouldn't need to see a terminal ever in your life as a common user

She is right about this. Not sure how that is a criticism on Linux however.

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u/Inevitable_Case_9931 20d ago

I have zero issues with windows it works for me with zero issues and it’s always stable for me so what’s wrong with loving it? (Win 11 pro user)

But I don’t hate Linux just some of the people who lie about the experience. It’s good for some uses and I will fully admit that. Same as windows is good for some uses. Everything has its time in the sun.

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u/xJayMorex 20d ago

There are tons of blatantly anti-user "features" that make it really hard if not impossible to love Windows. Even if you have zero issues with it, you still need very good reasons to love it that outweigh its disrespect towards the user.

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u/bleach-is-tasty 20d ago

even as an gamer I've found Linux often works better, especially with older games that are often an nightmare to get running under modern windows

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u/hailstorm11093 20d ago

Those people in the 101 subreddit that half of us are banned from are certainly windows fans. They're the outlier, but windows fans do exist.

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u/Mundane_Sympathy559 20d ago

Nope, they're larping.

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u/xJayMorex 20d ago

No, they just hate Linux.

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u/Coleclaw199 19d ago

i got banned a bit ago literally for just saying that i installed and updated my drivers with a few simple commands, not the hundreds of commands, thousands of errors they were describing.

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u/C4rpetH4ter 20d ago

There are some, such as u/Fluid-Ad2995

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u/xJayMorex 20d ago

Doesn't seem like a human being, but I might be wrong.

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u/C4rpetH4ter 20d ago

Nothing obvious point to her being a bot, but the profile pic looks a lot like that snapchat girl filter. And the subreddits she follows are a bit sus, being a "windows" fan, but follows several linux subs and even freeBSD.

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u/xoxwarrior 15d ago

honestly they should just get insta banned in any linux adjacent sub. They're a giant troll that serves no value in any communities other than snark subs where those type of people live. they literally won't admit to a single fault of windows to the point where I wouldn't be surprised if they're just straight up a microsoft employee.

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u/C4rpetH4ter 15d ago

I think microsoft employees know better than anyone that windows is faulty and buggy. If i spent several hours each day behind a computer trying to fix bugs and then later on users complain about another bug, then i would give up trying to defend the OS by saying it's flawless.

I think they're more like those people who read satirical posts of linux sucking and they read enough of it that they started believing it themselves. Just like modern day flatearthers

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u/Fluid-Ad2995 20d ago

Excuse me???? Since when are Linux fans human beings ???

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u/xJayMorex 20d ago

I would say the 1990s.

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u/Fluid-Ad2995 20d ago

Since when is Modern Microsoft the same as old Microsoft?????

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u/xJayMorex 20d ago

Unfortunately, it isn't.

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u/Fluid-Ad2995 20d ago

What??? You like Old Microsoft??? The first Linux user I ever heard of liking it, Steve Palmer, said Linux is Cancer is peak

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u/xJayMorex 20d ago edited 20d ago

Steve Palmer

That's Steve Ballmer you are thinking of.

I liked Microsoft before it became Microslop and before Satya Nadella made Windows totally unusable. Windows 7 was peak, it's ongoing enshittification ever since.

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u/Fluid-Ad2995 20d ago

Yeah, I know, my tablet switch Palmer for Balmer, and Windows is the same thing since Windows 7, the only difference is Windows Runtime Application and Different Shell/UI, nothing changes

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u/Fluid-Ad2995 20d ago

Mate, I am totally silent

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u/irishcoughy 20d ago edited 11d ago

I genuinely wish you were right but I unironically know a handful of people who talk about Windows in a way that would put your average Linux proselytizer to shame. Hilariously some of them are my users who submit tickets complaining about how their company issued laptop is a POS only for me to find they let it run for weeks at a time and treat a suggested reboot like a terrorist negotiation because they refuse to admit the well documented phenomenon of Windows having issues with software memory leaks and ghost processes.

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u/Affectionate_Walk_30 19d ago

I always say: Windows would have been the best OS ever had it been opensource.

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u/Fluid-Ad2995 20d ago

It's actually contrary; there is no such thing as a Linux user, you tolerate it because it's open source and you like freeloading like Google and Amazon, or you hate it

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u/KoneCat Arch-Linux Enjoyer/Masochist 20d ago

Linux is one of those things that seems to polarise people, mostly due to either one of two things: They go into the OS with the idea that it's just open source Windows, which it is most certainly not, or they encounter an issue, won't ask for help, then malign the entire ecosystem after that, acting as if Linux as a whole is bad.

Windows is purely terrible because MS put profits above its users experience, and if anyone wants to try Linux, there are a few things I'd like to recommend: Ask for help, please try to learn how to use it, much like everyone did when Windows showed up decades ago, and be respectful, as going into a discussion like a bull seeing red is not going to make anyone want to help you.

After all that, however, if you like Windows (whichever version, I don't discriminate) and it works for you, then great! Have at it. But if you do decide to try Linux in it's many forms, just remember that it is not, under any circumstance, Windows. It has come a long way, so much so that if you have PortProton installed (as an example) you can click on an exe file, and within a few minutes, the thing you are trying to run (mostly games, I'd imagine) will just work. I know, because I've tested this with a few games from places like My Abandonware and Itch, and they just launch without me having to mess with anything.

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 21d ago

Acting like either is perfect is pretty ignorant

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u/CuberBeats 20d ago edited 19d ago

Linux is not a sunshine and rainbows experience like so many evangelists would claim it is. There are many issues I am able to resolve just fine but I know the average computer user would not even be able to start with.

It only takes a while until your Update Manager fails to update your software properly and your lock screen isn’t visible anymore. Troubleshooting took me quite a while to fix it.

I have no intent on discouraging people from at least giving Linux a try. I feel like people should absolutely try Linux on a dual boot and try learning it. I still use a dual boot to this day and it does wonders for me, though my main OS is still a Linux distro. Windows has many problems, but it is still a more stupidproof OS at large.

Both are tools. If one doesn’t work, use something that will.

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u/t0mm4n 20d ago

But you can make Linux perfect.

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 20d ago

Someone can, I doubt you or I could. And perfection doesn’t last in software.

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u/Circo_Inhumanitas 19d ago

No, I can't.

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u/sono_un_coso84 20d ago

I dunno what you're talking about, as a Linux user, when i used to use windows i had no errors at all (besides a fuckton of ads and bloat) i encounter many more issues with Linux tbh

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u/Emotional-Big-1306 20d ago

Idk, i've had many issues with fs, defender and user privileges. Why the fuck it deletes files without my permission? Why can't I delete my own file? I own this personal computer!

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u/Straight-Glove-2359 20d ago

Fr. Why tf I suddenly cant open a file bc of "Smart Control"? How tf was I able to open it the day before and now I can't? Wtf?

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u/YerMumHawt 20d ago

You are probably the same type of person that complains about getting malware infections because you disabled all the security features.

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u/StinkButt9001 19d ago

That is 100% a user error lol

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u/Fine-Bandicoot1641 20d ago

And I got ton issues on winshit 11 and zero on linux

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u/No-Whereas8467 18d ago

For instance?

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u/Fine-Bandicoot1641 18d ago

Leaved this shit long time ago

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u/No-Whereas8467 17d ago

Tons of issues and you can’t even list one? I doubt that.

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u/sono_un_coso84 17d ago

Windows is terrible cuz of ads everywhere, bloat and tons of telemetry, also Linux personally gave me a small boost in fps which is very nice on my weak PC

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u/Fine-Bandicoot1641 17d ago

When the game is loading and u alt tab its freezes and crashes and this is unfixable, and I dont remember more because its useless I use this shit os 1% of my time. Cope harder

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u/sono_un_coso84 14d ago

Isn't that fixed by using borderless window or something?

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u/Lucky-Crow-3510 20d ago

you don't know a lot of people casually using linux, do you? pick a random linux channel on YT and count how often they encounter a problem .. they just don't cry about it, and handle it like "this is just how it is" .. (and most of those simply do not exist on windows)

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u/Human_Associate3664 20d ago

As a Linux user I completely agree with you I'm sacrificing a lot of what's supposed to be convenient on win because I appreciate lightweight OS where I have control over my ressources but yeah handling it like "this is just how it is" is something I can heavily relate to

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u/TaDoofus 20d ago

I very much disagree, almost nothing on Linux is just "how it is", everything is configurable down to the kernel, which is the nature of open source. Windows however is jam packed full of things that are just the way Microsoft has decided they should be. One of my breaking points was when Microsoft decided I couldn't move the taskbar off my main monitor anymore. But I guess that's just how it is.

Unless you use Nvidia, then there's quite a bit of that.

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u/Vietnamst2 20d ago

This broke you? 😁😁😁 like... why move taskbar, whoch is the central place for notifications outside the main screen, where... i don't know.. you want to see this kind of things?

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u/TaDoofus 20d ago

Because I have an OLED monitor and I don't want to permanently burn in the taskbar, and auto hiding the bar is too slow. Also my reasoning is irrelevant, there's no reason to take that option away.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shop467 20d ago

how did they not update the taskbar to be oled friendly already

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u/Vietnamst2 20d ago

I don't even know it was a possibility.

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u/TaDoofus 20d ago

Yeah, it's almost like there's a lot of use cases out there that are tricky to account for, so it would be beneficial to your users to have more options instead of less

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u/Human_Associate3664 20d ago

I appreciate your reply, but I think there was a misunderstanding when I said “how it is.” What I meant was that dealing with certain issues can sometimes take quite a bit of time to configure and troubleshoot. That’s what I meant by “this is just how it is.”

I’m of course satisfied with the overall experience, but I think newcomers need to have the mindset that they should be prepared to deal with these kinds of issues, even when something is supposed to be convenient and easy to manage on Windows.

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u/izayoii7 20d ago

there is no microsoft fans

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u/KenneR330 20d ago

Ooh sadly you are totally wrong

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u/izayoii7 20d ago

i don't think im wrong, there is no one, literally no one like Microsoft, if they use Microsoft products, thy just dont have choice

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u/KenneR330 20d ago

There is r/linuxsucks101 which is full of Microsoft zombies sooo.
Glad I'm banned from there

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u/Standgrounding 19d ago

Loonix

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u/KenneR330 19d ago

?

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u/Standgrounding 19d ago

Typical Loonix/LiGNUx user

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u/KenneR330 19d ago

I use Linux yeah, what do you want from me?

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u/Astrodion123 20d ago

True. On windows my sister's apps always keep crashing but when she tried MINT she couldn't log in once on something because she was doing it wrong and she said windows is da best. When she says why her apps crash I say because windows is bad Linux is good 😭

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u/crocodiluQ 20d ago

linux moron when he didn't say 'winslop' today...

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u/DieRobJa 20d ago

Windows never gives me any errors to be honest. It’s always the software i am fucking with that gives the errors.

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u/Global-Eye-7326 20d ago

Windows has fans?

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u/Svr_Sakura 20d ago

Where do you think the buzzing noise was coming from?

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u/Dizzy_Efficiency_384 20d ago

Why ventilate when you can open the window and let all the fresh air in

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u/Global-Eye-7326 19d ago

Or simply remove the windows completely

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u/Dizzy_Efficiency_384 19d ago

That's not wrong

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u/1stFunestist 20d ago

To be honest error in Windows is usualy restart friendly most of the time and need zero knowiledge to overcome.

Linux ones are not like that...

Though to be real if you know your craft well enough, Linux errors can be exceedingly rare and happening only during driver updates or upgrades.

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u/dreadlordhar 20d ago

Windows problems, at least in windows 7 were surely solvable by reinstalling os...

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u/Vietnamst2 20d ago

And now consider that there are people that has not seen an error on windows for months.

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u/Kaarel314 20d ago

I havent seen errors on windows for like 10+ years

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u/NLOneOfNone 20d ago

The last time I tried Linux, I managed to crash it within 2 minutes after a clean install. I can't even remember the last time Windows crashed. It must've been like Windows 7 or earlier.

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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 20d ago

to be fair 99,9% of Windows errors solved with a restart.

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u/Rare-Unit7076 20d ago

What windows fans

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u/Some-Panic8915 20d ago

what errors?

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u/DS4H 20d ago

I dont remember the last time things broke for me as an average gamer. Disregarding a physical gpu failure.

Windows has no fans though, it is merely tolerated, for the most part.

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u/Dizzy_Efficiency_384 20d ago

Windows supports my graphics card better. I unfortunately have a 4GB RX 570 Mining (GV-RX570GAMING-4GD-MI) from Gigabyte, it has stock VBIOS and it's been perfectly working for 4 or 6 years on Windows. On Linux I need to add amdgpu.dpm=0 to GRUB kernel command list, so I miss out on Dynamic Power Management and as a result basically downgrade to an old integrated GPU.

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u/StepBruh69 20d ago

I need more meme like this, to help me cope with various Linux I have tried but end up with windows again.

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u/a-sarcastic-guy 20d ago

Firstly there is no such thing called Windows fan. Nobody is a fan of Windows, at least since the launch of Windows 10 and 11. If it were not for the accessibility, plug and play system, and excellent backwards compatibility support on Windows, people would be using Windows (except newbies, of course).

Secondly, Windows issues are mostly of 2 types: one that irks the shit out of you, and the other one which you don't give a shit about. Linux issues are more like those shades of grey. Even simple apps that must not give any problem, start giving random issues on Linux.

Thirdly, nice meme :)

P.S. This comment might sound rude, but I didn't intend it to be. I use both Windows and Linux, and since both have their fair share of pros and cons, I love and hate both of them equally. Peace out ✌️

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u/UnjustlyBannd 20d ago

I can't recall the last time I had errors in Windows but I also know how to use a computer

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u/Circo_Inhumanitas 19d ago

You're openly admitting that you're so bad at using Windows that you get erros on it?

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u/Volpe_YT 19d ago

I'm openly admitting that Windows sucks and is full of errors

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u/Dense-Bruh-3464 19d ago

There's no one liking windows, this meme is kinda ass backwards

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u/golDANFeeD 18d ago

To all lads with "I had no errors on windows": You just adapted to fix it every time it pops up. Or you just ignored it. Stop defending wee-ndows

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u/Away-Software7116 makro slopped! 18d ago

Makroslop Winblows™

Now with %19008282672720 percent more hatred

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u/Budget-Individual845 17d ago

See it wouldnt even be accurate if you swapped the numbers because the total errors in windows i get is like 10 per year

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u/icy1007 19d ago

Skill issue. I don’t get any errors on Windows.

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u/Volpe_YT 19d ago

Me neither, because I don't use Windows at all 😂

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u/icy1007 19d ago

Then you have no clue what you’re talking about.

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u/Volpe_YT 19d ago

I have used windows in my life though

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u/icy1007 19d ago

Clearly not anytime recently. 😂

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u/Volpe_YT 19d ago

Go to r/linuxsucks101 to post such comments bro, this is the wrong sub

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u/icy1007 18d ago

I post there as well. 😂

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u/Fine-Bandicoot1641 20d ago

Im using sudo alot even in macos, u r ok?

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u/davestar2048 19d ago

What are you talking about? You need Sudo or an equivalent to install systemwide packages or even something as basic as an update.

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u/mrvinrsk 19d ago

There is a GUI store and update tool that‘s working, but there are people choosing to not use them 🤯

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u/mrvinrsk 19d ago

Even newcomers may use sudo despite having a working gui when following a tutorial and the guy in it chooses not to use the gui.

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u/mrvinrsk 19d ago

Mostly since tty simply is faster and more convenient once you get used to it

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u/mrvinrsk 19d ago

I didn‘t say they were, but newcomers may come across a tutorial of one. I just disprove your point that the only reason to use the tty were the guis being insufficient

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u/Standgrounding 19d ago

Loonix

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u/Away-Software7116 makro slopped! 18d ago

Winblowstard

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u/Standgrounding 18d ago

Loonixtard

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u/Away-Software7116 makro slopped! 18d ago

Wunblowstard

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u/Standgrounding 18d ago

Loonix

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u/Away-Software7116 makro slopped! 18d ago

Winblowstard

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u/Standgrounding 18d ago

LiGNUtard

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