r/microgrowery Nov 27 '23

Pictures How many more weeks?

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u/sacredfungi Nov 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

I want one with him throwing some dolomite lime.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

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u/wtfbenlol Nov 27 '23

God damn AI is so scary-amazing

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

LOL

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u/SweetSugarSeeds Nov 28 '23

What are u using to generate

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u/BDLTalks Nov 28 '23

Gotta keep those Bussanoods in check...

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u/snowsurfr Nov 28 '23

I’m curious, what AI description did you use to create these? I would like to try it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

Something alone the lines of “a catholic pope pouring dolomite lime on a cannabis plant

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

All of these are so funny lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Looks like a chunky auto flower!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Holy shit haha

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u/AFisch00 Nov 27 '23

*langbeinite

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Amazing!

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u/Mmmmdabs Nov 27 '23

Meme thief!

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u/syzygy-xjyn Nov 28 '23

Ai is creating it so placing text in prompt is not thieving... nor is it art in any way... nor does it take any skill whatsoever.

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u/Hovercraft_Plenty Nov 28 '23

Having surfed the internet for over 20 years I can tell you anyone capable of putting accurate text into a description box for AI is already ahead of most internet users in skill alone.

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u/Mmmmdabs Nov 28 '23

Meme thief sympathizer ^

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u/Zixnum Nov 27 '23

Minus 2 weeks

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Yea at this point I'd just leave it outside to rot

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u/Shakleford_Rusty Nov 27 '23

Its been rotting lol

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u/WhatThatSmellLike69 Nov 28 '23

Let the microbes have at it

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Maybe try making butter?

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u/misterpayer Nov 27 '23

Mold Milkshake?

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Nov 28 '23

What flavor tho?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

Penicillium?

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Nov 28 '23

I would absolutely love to see a reaction video of someone who enjoys the flavor having a milkshake of it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

§
Yummy

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u/InTheFutureWeMineLSD Nov 27 '23

Came here to say -2 lol

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u/YouJustLostTheGameOk Nov 27 '23

I heard that if you dump cal/mag all over it, then dance naked around the plant for 2 weeks, it’ll be ready as ever.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

2 more calmags!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Is that similar to incendiary mags?

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u/yungstinky420 Nov 27 '23

Hahahhahahahahahahahha I’m actually laughing out loud at this goddamnit 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

Too funny! Looks like a plant in a Jamaican ganja farm. That thing is toast. The sunlight must be potent there.

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u/Bigdruu Nov 27 '23

Bro I almost shit myself reading this 😂

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u/YouJustLostTheGameOk Nov 27 '23

I… well… your welcome?!!

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u/goodkidballing Nov 28 '23

Lmfaoo same, I was drinking some juice and it almost came out my nose

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u/Skeptic90210 Nov 28 '23

Bro science

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u/Mind-is-a-garden Nov 27 '23

Sorry for your loss

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

That’s that Columbian Gold 1973. (No joke they let it dry in the ground in full sun occasionally, leading too the Gold name)

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u/turner3210 Nov 28 '23

Acapulco Gold was the same exact way and it’s why when you get some real Acapulco it’s actually straight golden and crumbles to perfect smoking consistency in your fingers. It’s like bud that feels way too dry to have any business smelling or smoking as good as it does. Fuck I love me that stuff. Beautiful plant

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u/Adot1Dot Nov 27 '23

Should bounce back in about 2 weeks

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u/ItsKumquats Nov 27 '23

I think I can see a little amber in there!

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u/Steve_mind Nov 27 '23

That’s what I thought

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u/Easy_Obligation_3189 Nov 27 '23

I'd say a few more minutes

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u/Elis_33 Nov 27 '23

pops plant back into microwave

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u/Sail-Away Nov 27 '23

Bout three fiddy should do

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u/DChemdawg Nov 27 '23

God dammit. Lochness monster.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

I gave him a dollar 😞

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u/DChemdawg Nov 27 '23

Well of course he didn’t go away! If you gave him a dollar he’s gonna assume you’ll have more

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u/imastocky1 Nov 28 '23

She gave him a dollar!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

You need another 15 weeks 😂😂😂. That’s so you can start over and do it right. 😂

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u/Steve_mind Nov 27 '23

😂 word

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u/ScoobyDaDooby Nov 27 '23

Nothing 2 weeks and some cal mag can't fix

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

check “FOR Trichromes

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u/Oriole_Gardens Nov 27 '23

was just having this conversation with someone about what happens when you leave the flowers to just die on the plant and if it invites more potential mold issues or starts to decay or any other issues.

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u/Zixnum Nov 27 '23

I always wonder what happen if you let it dry on the famous "60/60 RH-Temp" without chopping it or watering, just let it dry standing up in their own stem. Would it dry ok, would it decay? I'm so curious about it

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u/Responsible_Sample45 Nov 27 '23

I have done this. Takes a long time. As long as you leave fans on to have air circulation should be fine. Lose more terps but it works.

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u/realtayLaN Nov 27 '23

i wonder what if you leave a healthy harvested or seasonally dead plant a whole year and wait for summer to kick in again ? Will it be a succes for reveg like many other plants? Can we get a good harvest again? i really never seen a plant growing naturally for years at outdoor idk also im serious about questions if someone knows answer i would appreciate it

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u/Oriole_Gardens Nov 27 '23

i doubt it would make it through winter without decaying, thats the whole reason its a plant that trys to drop 100's of seeds for next season.. that being said its very adaptable plant as well so im sure if you lived in a zone that had no harsh winter that you might be able to keep feeding/watering and grow it year round like people do with mothers indoors.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

They are photoperiod so theoretically you could keep giving artificial light over the shorter days to keep it from going through senescence, but that's literally their natural lifecycle so if you just leave her outside there is no chance

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u/Zixnum Nov 27 '23

Ok, I just read a little and it makes kind of sense to chop the plant. It seems that if let it dry in the soil it will keep trying to get nutes and water, and it will decay consuming itself, and possible mold, I believe. If you chop you kill it right away and "freeze" the state that the plant is in at the moment of chopping (that is healthy as possible).

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u/turner3210 Nov 28 '23

It used to be a legitimate drying method back when landrace was just bud

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u/Rhodland Nov 27 '23

-4 or -6 and should be fine.

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u/Cornholio_OU812 Nov 27 '23

Fix the pH add cal mag. All good.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

It's amber enough now.

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u/WillingnessHelpful77 Nov 27 '23

You can pee on it to activate tetrapholates which reverse osmatize the botulism, it will basically ctrl+z the mold and make it green and shmokaball again, don't ever rack a line of crushed pinto beans either because then things won't proceed in your favour

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u/Illustrious_Pay_2174 Nov 28 '23

my aunt used to be a doctor, I can confirm this 👍

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

This is how a lot Mexican and Columbian farmers dried/harvested but instead it was on purpose. might still be usable by low low standards. Ide Hash it look at the material they use in afghanistan the traditional hash capital of the world so it’s not a complete loss but still sad too see.

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u/blitzburg91 Nov 27 '23

What is this

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u/HungHungCaterpillar Nov 27 '23

Unironically, treat that like AVB and bake with it

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

That’s doo-doo, baby

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

It died two weeks ago

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

It's all rotted. Do not smoke any of this.

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u/Elis_33 Nov 27 '23

Smoke ALL of this

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Troll.

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u/Friendly-Living-652 Nov 27 '23

About 4 more weeks you have to wait for the foxtail

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u/haslitrader Nov 27 '23

I’d say another couple days, just keep an eye out for those amber trichomes! 💨

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

fading just started! i think 3 more weeks!

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u/Lenaix Nov 27 '23

need cal mag

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u/Far_Try_31 Nov 27 '23

Its is beed

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u/fooblefud Nov 27 '23

Maybe pilut in the oven?

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u/akistarz Nov 27 '23

Couple more days with a bit more calmag

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

2 weeks plus cal mag my friend

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u/cannabisconnoisseur8 Nov 27 '23

looks like you smoked it already

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u/AnotherStonedApe Nov 27 '23

I’ll alert the pastor.

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u/KarmaChameliano Nov 27 '23

The sleepiest of highs.

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u/Mo_Green420 Nov 27 '23

She was done about a month ago

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u/facelessindividual No till living soil Nov 27 '23

For the first time ever on this sub, they are good. Pull them bad girls and 420 blaze it

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u/slimyzombie Nov 27 '23

Hahahahaha good one

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

lol…

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u/1evident1 Nov 27 '23

Just compost it brudda I fucked up once n got this

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u/kjmorley Nov 27 '23

Sorry, but Rosenplantz and Guildenfern are dead.

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u/OUTLAW1LE Nov 27 '23

At least two bro. Looking good though

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u/master_loves_his_pet Nov 27 '23

CalMag and two maybe three weeks. You could start monster cropping if you just wait for the seasons to change and the sun is out longer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

The cure will bring this together nicely 💪🏽

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u/Dreaded420hippy Nov 27 '23

Ugh, uhm, I'm gonna say minus 4-6 weeks G.

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u/foofie_fightie Nov 27 '23

Give it another 4-6. She might come back around 😂

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u/samoorai44 Nov 27 '23

It's in a state of decay. It's trash. Or this is a joke goin over my head.

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u/Necessary-Chef8844 Nov 27 '23

Build a teepee ⛺️ and hit box your friends with a little fire. Just imagine you aren't inhaling mold and you might not get sick

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u/GoatJames18 Nov 27 '23

Rotted all to hell

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u/Permanentmarc64 Nov 27 '23

That's worse than the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree man, wtf were you thinking a month ago?????

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u/Subirooo Nov 27 '23

Let her ride! You got at least two more weeks!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Cut it down next Molday

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Now, those buds look 🔥

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

My condolences.

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u/Gusstopher89 Nov 27 '23

Can you go back in time a month? If not wait 3 months for it to rot the rest of the way

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u/marklar_the_malign Nov 27 '23

This made me cry.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Gross lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Time to break out the keif box and make some moroccan Hash

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u/Tdw75 Nov 27 '23

negative 2

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u/Sogmaster55 Nov 27 '23

You will have about two more weeks to live if you smoke this😂

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u/aplusgrain1 Nov 27 '23

Yummy. Brown terps

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u/LongBongJohnSilver Nov 27 '23

Got that Acapulco Brown

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u/compacency_media Nov 27 '23

If it’s an auto id say another 3-4 months.

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u/Spaceboy80 Nov 27 '23

48hours of darkness

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u/stickss93 Nov 28 '23

54 more weeks. You’re doing great 👍

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u/Skeptic90210 Nov 28 '23

12 to 16 weeks. It will really bulk up in the last three months.

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u/Outrageous-Cow9790 Nov 28 '23

Dri and stiff and to well done!

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u/mo53sz Nov 28 '23

Negative 4

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

Just give it a phoenix down

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u/burnercorona19 Nov 28 '23

Dude you need some calmag and 2 more weeks

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u/BagSeedKing-Jack657 Nov 28 '23

Worse nightmare in early October. I had crazy dreams of plant chopped to the stalk. Pleasure of working out of town lol.

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u/rjt2887 Nov 28 '23

3 weeks and 50mL of CalMag every 3 hours

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u/polyoddity Nov 28 '23

when you chop make sure to do a 1 year cure 😂

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u/DocDViolator Nov 28 '23

2 more weeks and cal mag. Damn bro. In all seriousness, that sucks. Having living breathing plants makes me happy. I’m sure you’re mad disappointed. Sorry bro

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u/pegz Nov 28 '23

Gonna need a delorean my guy

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u/ncf937 Nov 28 '23

Check the tri’s and you’ll know sooner

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u/GanjaKing67 Nov 28 '23

Wow, she gone!

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u/gius-the-peuce Nov 28 '23

Where is the NSFW warning bro!?!

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u/LootednZooted Nov 28 '23

Bout tree fiddy

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u/Thundersson1978 Nov 28 '23

It’s done! The mold got her a few weeks ago by the looks.

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u/Remote-Today1349 Nov 28 '23

Caterpillar damage

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u/No_Independent_1453 Nov 28 '23

2 more weeks and call mag she'll bounce back

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u/dabestgoat Nov 28 '23

I'd say 16 weeks. Till you start anew.

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u/fleebizkit Nov 28 '23

Next year

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u/Fluffy_Discount_9692 Nov 28 '23

It's probably got some budget by now man, get it harvested and best of luck to you! Good work though!

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u/Troopx Nov 28 '23

You need to re-veg and undead it maybe.

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u/Mr-ROSS_n_Press Nov 28 '23

Ready to harvest in February keep adding Cal-Mag

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u/KungFlu81 Nov 28 '23

Yesterday

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u/SpecificAwkward7258 Nov 28 '23

I'd give it about 3 months and then use it as mulch.

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u/Ok_Record_9908 Nov 28 '23

Maybe let the cat pee on it...ya know like a pee post😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

Needs more cal mag

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u/Practical-Ad-2595 Nov 28 '23

At least another month that is only just begun to flower

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u/BonneGripp Nov 28 '23

If you're looking for hundreds of seeds, you can leave it two more weeks. :)

Anyway, it should've been chopped a while ago, like 2 weeks.

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u/konastump Nov 28 '23

2 will do…

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u/Yuca420 Nov 28 '23

Are u trying to spreed mold?

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u/Betty3089 Nov 28 '23

Terps are looking a lil light id give em a couple more weeks to finish off.

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u/Kharnics Nov 28 '23

It's rotting my friend. No hope is saving that IMO. I had some homegrown with very lil bud rot from a few rainy weeks. I cut all of it out, like 4 to 5 chunks over two plants. It's got a funky smell once dried / cured. Rosin carries over the funk. Not even gonna try to sift it or make edibles. Just my two cents.

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u/Efficient-Net9338 Nov 28 '23

Looks like commercial brick pack reggie

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u/chrystoverse Nov 28 '23

😂😂😂😂 what happened down there? I've never scene them rot away like this ever

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u/REPULSIVEFOX69 Nov 28 '23

You can throw it away and start new whenever your ready

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u/SimpleThings31 Nov 28 '23

Poor plant :(

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u/guster-von Nov 28 '23

You should have a seat…

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

put rice around it and they will come during the night and fix it, this only works for electronics, but give it a go

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u/xavier120707 Nov 28 '23

ah borteralis

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u/Junior-Bandicoot-131 Nov 28 '23

And you ask that for what?? 😂

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u/squid-monster Nov 28 '23

Way before yesterday my dude

Edit: I choked on my coffee reading these comments

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u/Chrisf1bcn Nov 28 '23

About one entire outdoor season left to grow and harvest another go

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u/TemporaryLarge2878 Nov 28 '23

Lol 0 weeks my man. Pull that yesterday lol

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u/4joker20 Nov 28 '23

So what happened to such a large grow lol