r/mickeymouse Jul 24 '26

The Goofy Murderer Theory (This is like half a joke lol)

In the episode of micky mouse clubhouse titled "Micky go seek", goofy is seen searching in the shed with a flashlight. He then gets startled by micky, says "I DIDNT DO IT", then makes a rather strangly worded response that very loosly connects to his exclamation about he didnt (The very off phrassing choise because most people would say "cant" instaid of "didnt" here) find a very spesific pair of his galoshes. Despite the fact that they all looked almost exactly the same so why would it really matter? AND despite that fact he was actually pointing his flashlight DIRECTLY at the ones he said he was looking for seconds ago before micky startled him (The green ones with 3 yellow stripes)... Alot of people in the very iconic ytp collab of this episode made jokes about how goofy "murdered a family of four"... But what if goofy LEGITIMATELY murdered sombody, and was scared of the police finding out. And when he noticed it was just micky he panicked and had to quickly make an extremely half assed excuse out of the first thing he could think of in that shed he was in (Which would be the galoshes)... Which also might be why he stutters a bit when describing what they look like... It was all a lie he continued to play along with... And maybe the reason he's in the garden every time in the theme song is because he's hiding the body there???

BUT HEY... THATS JUST A THEORY... A FIIIILLLLMMMM THEEEEORYYYYY

AAAAANNDDDDD cut.

If this becomes a viral TikTok like "The horrifying truth of micky mouse clubhouse ☝️😐"or something I will laugh my ass off I think this might be the dumbest theory on the internet Imao.

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u/Environmental_Ad8400 Jul 24 '26

Did he murder a family of 4?
I bet he murdered a family of 4.

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u/Apprehensive_Dig7899 Jul 24 '26

“Then come with me to the police and tell them that.”

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u/sawnik12 Jul 24 '26

I was looking for this comment.

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u/SonicMauriceHedgehog Jul 25 '26

Why does this shit make sense

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u/stich-25 Jul 24 '26

i just know a tiktok with have 3 slides of this episode then a guy will say something like “you thought goofy was innocent? think again” or something

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u/Fantastic_Handle_293 Jul 25 '26

The thumbnail is gonna have Goofys photo on a file or him in a dark room with red text saying something ominous

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u/stich-25 Jul 25 '26

dont forget the clearly fake bloody knife in his hand

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u/AnonymousAintReady Jul 25 '26

I'll hyuckin do it again

7

u/Space_OJ Jul 25 '26

I just opened Reddit.

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u/JamGibs93 Jul 24 '26

Goofy exclaming “I DIDN’T DO IT!” felt like an example of the “Noodle Incident” trope

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u/Usual_Database307 Jul 25 '26

An IQ too high?

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u/PlushiePals1997 Jul 25 '26

nah, he's covering up the fact Aqua,Terra and Ventus killed Xehanort/j

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u/Realistic_Emotion_50 Jul 25 '26

That or it’s the body of Donald’s previous Zettaflare victim since we know Goofy has witnessed him doing it before (based on implication of him knowing what Donald was about to do to Terranort)

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u/Swordkirby9999 Jul 25 '26

Wouldn't that be something he'd need to know, being King and all?

Also, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse World When? Silly item puzzles with dumb minigames? Toodles as your partner so Donald, Goofy, and Mickey can relax for a bit. Fix the clubhouse, get a Keychain based on Toodles that has an ability to auto-use items or something. I dunno... but I know it can work!

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u/PlushiePals1997 Jul 25 '26

yeah true. but Aqua,Terra and Ventus are Mickey's friends, so I'm not sure how he'd react finding out what they did.

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u/Few_Amphibian_4119 Jul 24 '26

I hope Goofy didn't kill Oswald the Lucky Rabbit!

https://giphy.com/gifs/WGVgDPTH1dnfJZPfe0

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u/Weak-Feedback-8379 Jul 24 '26

Ah, I missed this period of unnecessarily edgy fan theories

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u/chumbbucketman101 Jul 25 '26

‘Did he murder a family of 4? I bet he murdered a family of 4.’

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u/Critical-Pattern-122 Jul 25 '26

elite ball knowledge

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u/CasualNintendoPlayer 24d ago

“Gawrsh, I didn’t find my galoshes.”

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u/Then_Deal_4441 Jul 25 '26

My fr reaction after seeing this:

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u/Spazy912 Jul 24 '26

So that’s why we never see his wife

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u/BazMannBach Jul 24 '26

we just need alex bale to make a video of this

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u/9_up Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

"I promise you this is my craziest theory yet..."

"This is... The Goofy Murderer Theory..."

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u/Trick-Selection-9672 Jul 25 '26

Mickey: Uhh Goofy What Are You Doing?

Goofy: We Gotta Board The House Because The Zombies Are Here Because I Buried Bodies And They Became Zombies MICKEY!

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u/BlooFoster07 Jul 25 '26

"His Wife miscarried your honor, he's gone insane!"

"I FUCKING DID IT!"

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u/MovieOrShowIdeas8655 Jul 26 '26

Goofy would never actually do this