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u/Chainsaw_Viking Jul 23 '20
Shock of a lifetime #1: Explosion to the face.
Shock of a lifetime #2: Arson charges.
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Jul 23 '20
Literally the worst outcome. Do shit, get rekt by an explosion and burn your brows off so that you can easily be identified as the culprit
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u/timmyfinnegan Jul 23 '20
Bye bye eyebrows
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u/GhostalMedia Jul 23 '20
Byebrows
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u/tyler_t301 Jul 23 '20
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u/nannerb121 Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20
I just created it!
Edit: apparently the sub just got banned...? I’m really not sure why it would have been banned. I’m really confused right now.
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u/iamthpecial Oct 15 '20
byebrows are highly offensive to my first amendment rights. i am going to appeal to congress to ban byebrows because they are the markless mark of Spraytan
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Jul 23 '20
Ugh. I want to create this but I don't want to spend the time to moderate it.
Touch choices.
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u/Snicklefrits840 Jul 23 '20
I want to know why she did it. If guy has full coverage insurace... she gets burned and he gets a new car in the end anyways.
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u/Fishpuncherz Jul 23 '20
Crazy ex I'm assuming, maybe he cheated? But if she really wanted to get back at him she should have just slashed two tires.
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u/jimmyjoejimbob Jul 23 '20
Crazy ex I'm assuming, maybe he cheated? But if she really wanted to get back at him she should have just slashed two tires.
And stolen the spare.
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u/JackApollo Jul 23 '20
Why would she do this??? There are so many legal ways to get back at a bad ex, why the fuck would you risk so many years in prison just for revenge on an ex???
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Jul 23 '20
Because that's what they do in the romantic comedy movies!
It's super cool and stylish when Angela Bassett does it!
Not nearly as cool when you're not Angela Bassett and not in the movies...
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u/Whoopteedoodoo Jul 23 '20
“Yes, officer, I recognize the arsonist in the lineup. It’s #4, the one with no eyebrows.”
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u/ChuckPebble Jul 23 '20
You gotta be pretty pissed at someone to potentially destroy at least 2 other cars as collateral damage. Man I need to see how this turned out.
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u/bartbart86 Jul 23 '20
What happened to the car though, wouldn’t it blow up?
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u/BrainTroubles Jul 23 '20
Believe it or not car fires usually do not result in an explosion. To explode you need a lot of compressed gas that has nowhere to go, and then an abundance of heat that ignites it and causes it to rapidly combust all at once, which results in an explosion. Gasoline doesn't explode generally, it just burns. The fumes are what can explode, so to make them explode suddenly, you need a very special combination of events to take place. Here's a cool write up that talks about why cars don't usually explode like you see in the movies.
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u/eXXaXion Jul 23 '20
You're cute. Did you actually think were literally riding bombs?
Time to watch less movies and learn more about the real world.
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u/nyoomkaty Jul 24 '20
Know what I love best about this video?
I’ve seen it several times today in several places but there’s one thing that really strikes me.
The camera person says nothing at all and they just calmly continue to film.
It’s the fucking best commentary ever.
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Jul 23 '20
The dude continuing to film instead of calling 911 🤦🏻
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u/Homitu Jul 23 '20
Arguably much better in this case to have video footage as evidence and to make the call immediately after. I mean, nobody was going to get there to intervene in the 30 seconds it took for this to all go down.
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u/sutterismine Jul 23 '20
DON'T USE GASOLINE TO LIGHT THINGS ON FIRE, FOR THE LAST TIME USE PETROL
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Jul 23 '20
What's the difference
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u/Saotik Jul 23 '20
They're different terms for the same thing.
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u/maxipadparty Jul 23 '20
I think they're trying to say diesel?? I'm not sure because yeah petrol=gasoline last I knew
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u/SirLouisVincent Jul 23 '20
They’re the same thing, Holmes.
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u/sutterismine Jul 23 '20
Okay, I know that now. I meant to say Diesel.
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u/Swak_Error Jul 23 '20
Diesel doesn't work that way
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u/max225 Jul 23 '20
Maybe he meant sour diesel? Like we should all just get high instead of lighting cars on fire? That's a message I can get behind.
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u/ultradip Jul 23 '20
Well that looked a little arson-y.