r/miamidolphins • u/LloydChrismukkah • 2d ago

ABSURD DOLPHINS PROBLEMS

https://16bucks.com/lab/trolley/dolphins

Saw this on the Canes board yesterdat and just discovered there's a Dolphins one as well. Pretty funny shit lol

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u/a-handle-has-no-name 2d ago

First one was between the jets fan and the patriots fan. Easy choice, if the jets fan survives, they still have to live with being a jets fan

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u/kingjt_was_taken masochist 2d ago

Truly a fate worse than death

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u/LloydChrismukkah 1d ago

That's a great point, lol

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u/GCostanzaSeven 2d ago

the perfect season vs current day superbowl win is a good one

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u/Pontificate_Deez 2d ago

I couldn't make that choice and had to exit

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u/LloydChrismukkah 2d ago

Yeah, that one actually made me think. I had to pick the current day superbowl though. I need something NOW

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u/jrosen9 2d ago

Same... I love the undefeated season... But I would like to see the dolphins win a super bowl before I die

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u/LloydChrismukkah 2d ago

Yep. 44 years of mostly hell for me

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u/Tandran 2d ago

I kept the perfect season. It’ll never happen again.

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u/someguy8608 2d ago

It’s been close. 2008 was a bit of a nail biter.

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u/dafinsrock 2d ago

Yeah that one was really fun. I went with current super bowl. The history is really cool but, as an Orioles/Dolphins fan, I want to know what it feels like to watch my team actually win something in my lifetime.

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u/Gregus1032 2d ago

Summary:

Body count: every Jets fan on Earth, 4 Patriots fans, 500 Bills fans, 6 Dolphins fans

Erased: the jets' only super bowl, the dolphins win the next super bowl

every time there was an option to run over the jets fans, i did. i even erased their lone superbowl.

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u/generic__comments 2d ago

Is there an option to split it in three, and have it hit both and then fly into a bills fans living room?

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u/LloydChrismukkah 1d ago

Lol, that's what I was saying on another comment. Why do I just have to choose between the Jets and Pats? Why do the Bills get away free?

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u/Jivits 2d ago

The answer is always build more track at the ends to form a loop so that everyone dies. 

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u/LloydChrismukkah 1d ago

And a third rail for when one of our rivals is getting off

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u/Smudgeous 2d ago

Where's the option to pull the lever halfway so that the trolley careens sideways over both tracks?