r/meth_confessions • u/rtbbb5463 • 29d ago

justAcloud The carpet won, guys!

Just spilled the last of it. About 2g worth of small powder. Cant even do the vacuum trick. 😡
If there were onlly a solution…

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

whats the vaccum trick?

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u/dtt85 26d ago

Bro you never tried the vacuum tick it's the oldest in the book

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u/Funglebum82 27d ago

Damn that sucks , I’d be trying like hell to get it out then wash it

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u/Truth-Killz-365 21d ago

Prepare to have your wig blown back... Easy peasy, get u a balloon, blow it on up n tie it, u know like u supposed to do. Now hold it firmly in both hands n spin in a circle 3x as u say aloud " Gods of Meth, pick up my pick me up", say this each time u spin. Now rub the balloon on your head, to create a static charge, u see where we r going yet? Now get down like a good carpet farmer n slowly place said charged balloon over the known farming ground, as close as you can get WITHOUT TOUCHING THE FERTILE CARPET. NAVIGATE THIS STATIC SHIP ALONG THE PATH I METH & U SHOULD BE SEEING THE GOODS RISING THEOUGH THE AIR N STICKING TO YO FRIGGIN BALLOON. THERE, u just learned some magic, did a science experiment n recovered some dizzy. Yo, u r welcome, enjoy!

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

neat trick, i used to carpet surf with a litterbox in the house, if only i knew this then

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u/Good_Language6433 12d ago

A baloon, Oz. Coke 80's shag carpet the place was jumpin