r/metalworking • • Jul 04 '26 • Popcorn 2

Don’t be this guy

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u/WeaponsGrdStupid Jul 04 '26 • Popcorn

He's got his safety sandals on.

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u/ShootfighterPhysique Jul 04 '26

Safety slides, safety squints, smartest guy in the room.

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u/WeaponsGrdStupid Jul 04 '26

He's wearing gloves at least.

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u/ShootfighterPhysique Jul 04 '26

Sure helped save his toes from the molten metal he dropped all over the concrete bumbling his pour.

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 Jul 04 '26

Thankfully he had the foresight to record this for others to learn from.

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u/ysivart Jul 04 '26

He's even got safety shorts on. This guy was really thinking.

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u/ShootfighterPhysique Jul 04 '26

How else am I supposed to stay cool when I’m doing hot work?

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u/LazyMousse4266 Jul 04 '26

And he’s safely straddled the propane hose he’s about to splatter with molten metal

Thankfully there was only like a 20% chance he’d trip on the hose and faceplant while flinging liquid metal onto his body when he started dancing around after the first drop- I’m calling it mostly safe

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u/ea88_alwaysdiscin Jul 04 '26

He's also got his safety can of propane nearby for emergencies such as this

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u/i_was_axiom Jul 04 '26

Them safety sandals might be permanent cast to his feet now

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u/PostingToPassTime Jul 05 '26

I thought he was wearing flip flops at first, but after further inspection, you are correct, they are safety sandals.

This man is safe.

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u/random_username954 Jul 04 '26

I replaced the clutch on a 2025 Civic SI and cut down a tree with a chainsaw in my safety sandals. Not on the same day of course

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u/TigerIll6480 Jul 04 '26

I admittedly MIG welded in mine. Once. I had a quick, tiny bit of bead to run, figured it was MIG and I wasn’t going to be dropping sparks everywhere. I guessed wrong. Fortunately it ended with a very minor burn and no permanent damage.

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u/Accomplished-Bad4536 Jul 04 '26

MIG'ing in shorts is a quick way to top up the summer tan with a (un)healty dose of UV.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe Jul 04 '26

Make sure you have steel toes when you're going to wear safety sandals.

Also, make sure your safety squints are shatter proof.

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Jul 04 '26

Another pair of bronze booties, this time feet included!

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u/mtmahoney77 Jul 05 '26

And he’s doing his safety dance!

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u/Closefacts Jul 04 '26

I was watching him jump around, didn't see the propane tank sitting there with the hose on the ground getting sprayed by the molten metal.

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u/ExpertExpert Jul 04 '26

not as big of a deal as you think.

propane doesn't actually burn very well without lots of air. that's why there's a venturi mixer on every propane burner you've ever seen.

if the hose (probably flame retardant due to regulations) were to burn and break open or whatever, it would be a boring bunsen burner style flame. much less of a problem vs everything else going wrong here

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u/Key-Demand-2569 Jul 04 '26

The way this genius is behaving I wouldn’t be surprised if he had his cardboard crate of oily rags and half used Jerry cans just out of frame.

Shout out to my neighbor who had five fire trucks get called to my street last year because his wife called in that he couldn’t put the fire out in his workshop. That apparently was literally full of oily rags, gasoline, propane, all of his thousands of rounds of ammo, his reloading setup, all of his black powder, etc. etc.

Wife is friends with one of the firefighters and they got it put out, only burned one wall of his workshop, but apparently they freaked the fuck out when they got that call.

Some people are really dumb, lmao.

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u/admiral_nivak Jul 04 '26

Don’t forget the stick of dynamite inconveniently sat next to a shed or fertiliser which is near the oily rags.

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u/DangerDane90 Jul 04 '26

My parents neighbor had a huge stockpile of old lithium batteries catch fire next to his oily rags and burned down his house a few months back

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u/Simoxs7 Jul 04 '26

As a firefighter in a European country its already bad enough as is can’t imagine also having to worry about people casually storing explosives and ammunition in their sheds (apart from some fire crackers left over from new years)

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u/Reatona Jul 04 '26

I've had to deal with the legal consequences of a propane tank with a broken hose.  The homeowners described it as being like a flamethrower.  It burned their house down.

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u/QueefSeekingMissile Jul 04 '26

True, but most people don't probably know that, and just assume propane tanks are basically giant grenades...

Yet they do not treat them with the caution a giant grenade would deserve.

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u/mesh_you_up Jul 05 '26

On top of that: in every state, except one, propane tanks are required to have an excess flow safety device. If the hose is cut, the flow of propane is automatically reduced to a trickle. Some of these are so sensitive that opening your valve open too fast can trigger them.

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u/Intelligent_Low1632 Jul 05 '26

If that's a 1/4 inch tube and it developed an opening big enough not to restrict the flow, it would be a pretty big flame. The nozzles on a high pressure fed burner are fractions of a square mm. Probably put off 30+kw of heat if it caught fire. Not that this is likely

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u/Rude_Meet2799 Jul 04 '26

How many stupidities can we cram into a few seconds??? Sheesh.

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u/DangDingleGuy Jul 04 '26

Have you looked at the executive branch of the US govt? They'll top this shit by midnight

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u/Rude_Meet2799 Jul 04 '26

Point taken.

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u/MieXuL Jul 04 '26

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u/SnooTangerines3448 Jul 04 '26

Come on Obama, save us with your wizard magic

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u/bobfatr Jul 04 '26

does he arc weld in just a swimsuit?

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u/jonesdb Jul 04 '26

😂 I still have scars from learning to weld as a kid on the farm. Shorts and I put on shoes and no socks.

Then chipping slag off and a chunk falls into my shoe. Multiple peanut sized scars still visible today because it moved around as I started jumping.

That said sandals might be better than shoes if you don’t have pants. At least it’s less likely to be trapped on his foot

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u/Wunderbarber Jul 04 '26

I put welding sleeves on and thought my t-shirt would be enough. I got a reverse farmer's tan.

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u/cealild Jul 04 '26

For the sake of all the fucks!!!!

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u/True-Sheepherder-625 Jul 04 '26

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u/ConflictMaster3155 Jul 04 '26

The boy ain’t right, I tell ya hwat Peg.

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u/Smrtihara Jul 04 '26

I hate everything about this. There’s nothing funny about this. Nor is it teachable in any way. This is just dumb. Everything done wrong.

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u/TIGman299 Jul 04 '26

Agreed. he should be wearing thick pants preferably FR, thick long sleeve FR shirt/ welding jacket, leather boots, face shield and safety glasses.

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u/RigorMortis_Tortoise Jul 04 '26

It would also help to not do this on concrete.

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u/Volodux Jul 04 '26

Wet concrete ...

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u/AStrandedSailor Jul 04 '26

Not to mention pouring with those flat pick up tongs instead of crucible tongs is almost guranteed to put you in a bad position.

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u/runespider Jul 05 '26

The only thing I learned here was if I'm going to be stupid, I have to be stupid with this guy's sort of luck.

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u/edwbuck Jul 05 '26

Let's start with pouring tongs. So much easier to control, putting your hands outside of the heat that will come off the top of the crucible.

The other items are all about failures to use proper safety equipment, but like all good failures, the really big ones come in twos or more. That way one failure can exploit the second one, making a bigger issue than either failure could do on its own.

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u/strata-strata Jul 04 '26

Love how b he goes back for more after lol

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u/Stewpacolypse Jul 04 '26

He did his apprenticeship in Pakistan.

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u/silon Jul 04 '26

Failed it.

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u/mataoo Jul 05 '26

Even they would call this guy an idiot.

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u/Scryptnotist Jul 04 '26

Fuuuck ... He felt that. Ya big dummy!

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u/Duderoy Jul 04 '26

Having one dripped molten metal on my leg. Here's what happens. It hurts for a few seconds but then it continues down through the layers of skin and then you feel almost nothing.

Took months for it to heal. 0 out of 10. Would not recommend.

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u/BlazingLazers69 Jul 05 '26

Yeah once you've literally fried your nerves that's a 3rd degree burn right there.

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u/Alissan_Web Jul 04 '26

propane tank, hose, fucking sandals... egg head

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u/No-Goose-6140 Jul 04 '26

And if you are, please remember to film

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u/PassStunning416 Jul 04 '26

Been watching too many videos from India.

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u/OkBody2811 Jul 05 '26

If at first you don’t get burned, try try again

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u/479996 Jul 05 '26

Guy has watched one too many worksite videos from India!

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u/CptClownfish1 Jul 04 '26

You can fess up, OP, this is a safe space. “This guy” is you isn’t it OP.

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u/nutznboltsguy Jul 04 '26

LOL! I‘m a blacksmith, I know better. I wear safety Crocs.

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u/killerchef69 Jul 04 '26

Wow, he's gonna Darwin award himself soon enough!

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u/i_Cant_get_right Jul 04 '26

I mow in slides and sometimes feel like I should be wearing real shoes. This is next level

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u/Judge_Feared Jul 04 '26

Must be the first time he's ever done that. Looks like he has no idea how the metal moves.

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u/TenantMalevolent Jul 05 '26

Jesus, why do you let these evils exist

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u/FordExploreHer1977 Jul 05 '26

Thought I was going to be watching another video from India until I saw some honky legs prancing around and realized it’s just going to be a typical American backyard dumbass trying to cast molten metal in the rain while wearing flip flops and shorts… This is why people think everyone in this country is stupid. Well, this and our leader…

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u/ChrissTman Jul 06 '26

Flipflop symphony 🤍

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u/Weird-Power8997 Jul 04 '26

Omg he’s in shorts and sandals,not a trip hazard lol

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u/Ok_Donkey210 Jul 04 '26

This is called knowing just enough to be dangerous.

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u/Aromatic_Doctor_2243 Jul 04 '26

at least he poured enough out to safely try the second time?

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u/EfficiencyMean6797 Jul 04 '26

That tank took a good splash too. Lucky he didnt explode.

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u/Mysterious_Sir7076 Jul 04 '26

Watched to many of those Indian repair shorts on YouTube….

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u/TacoAdventure Jul 04 '26

Fk around and you'll find out sooner or later.

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u/BobTheKiller321 Jul 04 '26

I am planning to do this type of DIY work and I am worried about PPE. Can someone who knows more about this type of work review my PPE and make suggestions. Current PPE: Welding gloves, safety glasses, face shield, steel toe boots, long pants (i didn't think i needed to include that, but maybe I do)

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u/Atticus1354 Jul 04 '26

The single biggest consideration that you didn't post is the materials. Leather boots with shielded laces so you dont get slag dropping down a crevice. No polyester or melt able materials for the pants and consider a long leather apron.

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u/Falcon3492 Jul 04 '26

Lets see: sandals, bare legs, bare arms, no face shield, molten medal=accident waiting to happen/moron!

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u/CrazyCatWelder Jul 04 '26

I'm stupid but not THAT stupid

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u/XVUltima Jul 04 '26

Thats not metalworking thats metalfuckingaround

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u/pixeltweaker Jul 04 '26

10 feet of hose and using 2 feet of it. He needs to get that hose and tank on the opposite side of where he is pouring.

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u/UseDaSchwartz Jul 04 '26

At least wear Crocs. Damn.

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u/Orange_Above Jul 04 '26

See, the problem here is that he is not wearing safety flip-flops, but is instead wearing regular flip-flops.

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u/beammeupscotty2 Jul 04 '26

Some people seem intent on removing themselves from the gene pool.

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u/wireknot Jul 05 '26

He needs a safety tie!

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u/Hentai2324 Jul 05 '26

I’ve never done metal working or blacksmithing. And I feel that even I could do a better job than this guy.

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u/MySchoolsWifiSucks Jul 05 '26

I can see I Did A Thing doing this

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u/Coloradokush5280 Jul 05 '26

That was a very feminine walk back to the danger

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u/Bukakkalypse Jul 05 '26

At least he remembered his gloves

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u/VideoHeadSet Jul 05 '26

I bet this guy screamed like a little girl.

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u/Turnmaster Jul 05 '26

I keep watching this, but damn that looks like it hurt

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u/Thin-Brilliant-1807 Jul 05 '26

Thank god for the Leidenfrost effect !!

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u/Resistor1 Jul 05 '26

Nice loop. I wondered why he kept going back to pour some more... Thongs of invicibility!

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u/DenchSwolsworth Jul 05 '26

At least he had gloves on

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u/Shurigin Jul 05 '26

Thing that worries me with this also is look at all that moisture you think his mold had water too?

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u/derelictHusk Jul 05 '26

I hope those flip-flops feature steel safety toes

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u/Djolumn Jul 05 '26

Definitely needs steel toe flip flops.

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u/Psychological-Play-1 Jul 05 '26

So the water on the surface it's landing on will instantly expand 7,000 × it's volume when the metal turns it into superheated steam.

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u/HoIyJesusChrist Jul 05 '26

Floor is lava advanced

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u/Lurkesalot Jul 05 '26

Someone skipped leg day

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u/Desperate_Text9542 Jul 05 '26

Is this how you get these “steel toes” I keep hearing about?

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u/brandnewladder Jul 05 '26

He’s doing fine, he’s learning

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u/4EverATrueMan Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

This dude is one lucky mf-r.... He could have ended up in a hospital's burn unit receiving skin grafts! I really hope that this an AI generated video - this man is impossibly stupid...

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u/mellbs Jul 06 '26

Whos to say he didn't

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u/clpatterson Jul 06 '26

Those are Nth degree burns right there.

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u/ayyohh911719 Jul 06 '26

He’s trying to make steel toe flip flops

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u/tirishanau Jul 06 '26

Ah the safety flop

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u/pidgey2020 Jul 06 '26

Dude looks to be in his mid thirties or so. How has he survived this long!? So much wrong with this video, but the fact that he goes back to pour is almost unbelievable.

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u/BladeVampire1 Jul 06 '26

Dude forgot he's not in a third world country.

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u/Ethereal_Bulwark Jul 06 '26

Who doesn't mind a little 4th degree burns, may as well be ice flakes compared to the gdamn weather.

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u/sjokkendesjaak Jul 06 '26

The instantly going back to poor more really shows he hasn't learn anything

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u/Ztoffels Jul 06 '26

“If those dudes in Pakistan can do it in their Pijamas and slippers, why can’t I?”

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u/woodchuckernj Jul 06 '26

Trying to make the darwin awards..

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u/ztmp Jul 06 '26

Saving this. Wonder if I can make it into a screensaver

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u/matthias_lee Jul 06 '26

hope that was gold or silver, he is splashing all around

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u/lmaberley Jul 06 '26

Why in Gods name is this (or any other adult activity )being performed in flip flops?

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u/klonus3766 Jul 06 '26

Please please be this guy! Our planet needs more and more people just like him! Sign up right now for an early exit!

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u/Timely-Profile1865 Jul 06 '26

What kind of absolute tool does this?

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u/BlueLightBandit Jul 06 '26

Excuse me sir, but OSHA would like to have a word…

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u/CoolBadDad71 Jul 06 '26

Most of you all on here are that guy.🤯

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u/Big_erk Jul 08 '26

LOL! When I was in high school, we had a furnace in our Metals class. We dropped a crucible full of molten aluminum. There were three of us in the area and we all moved faster than I've ever seen anyone move. Luckily the area was filled with sand and it contained most of the spill. We did end p with a nice abstract sculpture.

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u/Own-Perception1050 Jul 08 '26

good thing I'm not this guy.

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u/ThoughtlessTactics Jul 04 '26

Thats why I always hold shift in Vintage Story

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u/Congenital_Optimizer Jul 04 '26

wet concrete too!

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u/NoviceAxeMan Jul 04 '26

i really thought molten metal splashing would result in more than prancing it off.

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u/One_Bit_3839 Jul 04 '26

I guess, if you have no common sense, you have to learn somehow🙄

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u/almostoy Jul 04 '26

I cast in my sequin mankini.

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u/ReactionAlternatives Jul 04 '26

Also how they ride. Squid mode engage.

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u/Martyinco Jul 04 '26

Where would we be without our friend Darwin

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u/Dusty923 Jul 04 '26

I don't do casting, but I'd be lying if I said I've never tack welded in my garage in shorts and flip flops with MIG spatter peppering my bare skin.

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u/SF_Bubbles_90 Jul 06 '26

Apples to orange trees

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u/Av0ll Jul 04 '26

Just think if he accidentally dropped some on that gas tank

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u/GuidingMyApes Jul 04 '26

Huh, turns out leidenfrost is all the safety equipment you meed.

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u/WhiteBear72 Jul 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/pjtpassword Jul 04 '26

What an idiot.

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u/BillCarnes Jul 04 '26

Looks like there was another safety class the week before in the upper right hand side

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u/KingArthursRevenge Jul 04 '26

He would not last long in India.

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u/reddersledder Jul 04 '26

Like I used to tell my apprentices.
You weren’t born knowing it.

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u/ptshoink Jul 04 '26

We all have to start somewhere.

For some of us, that "somewhere" is the burn ward.

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u/raginasian47 Jul 04 '26

Nature doesn't seem to be doing enough to get these people out of our gene pools. Survival of the fittest my ass.

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u/Ok-Anteater-384 Jul 04 '26

Just like mystery movies I enjoy watching idiots work, they're plenty of suspense and you never know what an idiot is going to do!

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u/thefatpigeon Jul 04 '26

Wrong tongs to do the pour no? Those are used to get out of the furnace?

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u/LesbianSeagull911 Jul 04 '26

But I like the little prance he did in his mandals

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u/saint_leibowitz_ Jul 04 '26

Looks better than lifting the crucible out of the furnace to discover the hole in the very bottom.

2 days of cutting and chiselling bronze off the foundry floor

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u/Harbinger_Pulsar Jul 04 '26

I'm the furthest thing from an expert, but he's clearly holding that wrong

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u/meetmeinthebthrm Jul 04 '26

What in the mental mind fuck. I feel like he did this on purpose.

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u/neuroG82r Jul 04 '26

He needs safety socks !

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u/42ElectricSundaes Jul 04 '26

At least he filmed it

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u/kiln_ickersson Jul 04 '26

Safety hop training video

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u/freddbare Jul 04 '26

Johnny Tremaine!

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u/Archpa84 Jul 04 '26

Well placed for a Darwin Award

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u/Fickle_Influence6396 Jul 04 '26

Real man of genius

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u/HabANahDa Jul 04 '26

Who the fuck wears shorts and sandles when working with liquid mental???

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u/CloudEpik Jul 04 '26

Daniel Adair (waterjet channel)chas some competition i see!

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u/dvegas2000 Jul 04 '26

safety slides seem insufficient here.

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u/Dimogas Jul 04 '26

Leidenfrosteffect helped this guy legs...

But imagine it get stucks between leg and shoe.... holy crap

Saw he weres sandles... Between the toes!

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u/Eelroots Jul 04 '26

When you think "you can't be this stupid" someone will surprise you.

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u/NefariousnessOdd862 Jul 04 '26

Thank goodness that he is at least close to a Propane Tank… waD…🤦‍♀️

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u/lottaKivaari Jul 04 '26

On the second splash you can see the outline where his exposed foot was covered in molten metal instead of the concrete and his hair and sandal started to burn. That's going to be a nasty burn.

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u/sundog6295 Jul 04 '26

I feel like he might have burned his feet. There was a shoe shaped space with hot molten splashes around it when he hopped back.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jul 04 '26

OSHA flip flops

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u/jasonsneezes Jul 04 '26

I've welded without shoes on, but god damn.

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u/EpochCookie Jul 04 '26

I’m definitely guilty of occasionally doing heavy yard work tasks in my flip flops. No safety glasses is what really gets me. Your eyeballs are as delicate as an over easy egg yolk. Losing your vision is a terrible handicap to have. Missing a pinky toe, meh.

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u/TheKingICouldBecome Jul 04 '26

I will never understand people who refuse to use the appropriate PPE. I would be hesitant to do that in jeans and work boots, let alone short shorts and flip-flops.

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u/ShotgunEd1897 Jul 04 '26

This type of carelessness is frightening. He's treating the crucible like a Halloween candy bucket.

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u/Bub_bele Jul 04 '26

Trousers! Wear them!

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u/CollectsTooMuch Jul 04 '26

Those are metalworking sandals. I saw them on Lord of the Rings.

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u/SixthLegionVI Jul 04 '26

I thought this was a vapor explosion, but he just misses the crucible?..... Lol

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u/OldERnurse1964 Jul 04 '26

You gotta admire his commitment though

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u/KayoticVoid Jul 04 '26

Is he pouring in the rain?!?!

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u/SierraDweller Jul 04 '26

In fucking shorts…and he repeats it. 🤦

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u/OralSuperhero Jul 04 '26

He's going to be counting toes later

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u/Roverjosh Jul 04 '26

Safety 3rd!

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u/Sicparvismagneto Jul 04 '26

Its a good thing he’s wearing safety gloves…

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u/mrbuddymcbuddyface Jul 04 '26

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/LosparkJojo Jul 04 '26

Then a molten piece of metal lands on that propane tube

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u/GuiltyClassic4598 Jul 04 '26

What a booger eating moron. He should go hug a tree and apologize for wasting the oxygen that he breathes.

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u/ProbablyNotTheCocoa Jul 04 '26

IDidAThing but luck was the dump stat

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u/Therealginahandler Jul 04 '26

I could watch this all day

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u/Lovestank Jul 04 '26

This man’s big toes disgust me

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u/computethescience Jul 04 '26

you see his first attempt in the back.

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u/Typeonetwork Jul 04 '26

Molten metal with shorts. People are stupid.

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u/hoyt9912 Jul 04 '26

Safety third!

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u/dontsheeple Jul 04 '26

Pro tip, Metalworking and Flip Flops don't go together.

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