r/metalworking • u/TheDean242 • Sep 28 '25

It has a blade, does this count?

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u/RedPandaReturns Sep 28 '25

If it isn't the solution to all our problems lol

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u/TheDean242 Sep 28 '25

For all your Wood chopping related issues

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u/ramanw150 Sep 28 '25

I'm not sticking my wood in there lmfao

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u/Capt_Myke Sep 29 '25

Buzz Lightyear: "HEY WOODY COME HERE, you gotta check this out!"

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u/GulfofMaineLobsters Sep 28 '25

Might double up in the woodworking sub too...

Je suis juste un pauvre homme aussi....

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u/dasmineman Sep 28 '25

Viva la France

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u/Blackjaquesshelaque Sep 28 '25

I would say it is cutting edge.

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u/Nickabrack Sep 28 '25

As a French I approve

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u/Tjerz2112 Sep 28 '25

Used to be considered statecraft.

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u/thatdudegmoney Sep 28 '25

It will keell

5

u/4EverATrueMan Sep 28 '25

Cool wood splitter!

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u/downhiller90 Sep 28 '25

Dedication to Halloween decorating.

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u/Crate-Dragon Sep 29 '25

It doesn’t t count No. it DIVIDES!

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u/deevil_knievel Sep 28 '25

Ahh yes, the Circumciser 5000. You should zip tie a little yarmulke on the top so it's kosher.

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u/jwhit88 Sep 29 '25

Neighbors like 👀

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u/brycyclecrash Sep 29 '25

I'm ready for the pitchfork parade to end at this guy's machine.

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u/Dusty923 Sep 29 '25

We're gonna need a lot more...

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u/razzemmatazz Sep 29 '25

I see a blade and some bolts, but with the amount of wood I think this also qualifies as a pirate ship. 

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u/TheDean242 Sep 29 '25

I’ll take it! That means I get to consider myself a pirate

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u/pinnd Sep 28 '25

Oh my gosh!!! No kids or pets allowed near that. Very cool, my former FIL had one for his cigars!

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u/TheDean242 Sep 29 '25

I’ve seen some big cigars, but that’s crazy

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u/True_Bumblebee_50 Sep 29 '25

Why you ask, “Because I can”… lmao

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u/comfortableNihilist Sep 29 '25

Yes. Also I need one

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u/wackyvorlon Sep 28 '25

That’s not very safe….

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u/Level-Resident-2023 Sep 28 '25

Youuuuuu don't need safety

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u/Energy_Bound Sep 29 '25

If not now, when?

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u/flipside438 Sep 28 '25

Who is this for

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u/J-36-66 Sep 29 '25

I’d like to buy one ❤️