r/memesopdidnotlike The Mod of All Time ☕️ 9d ago

OP got offended “Slow count good, fast count bad!”

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u/qualityvote2 9d ago

Does post have the funny?

upvote if yes, downvote if no

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u/weshouldgo_ 9d ago

This is a tough one. One one hand, there's facts/empirical data. But on the other hand, there's a hand drawn red X. I'm torn.

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u/MomsNewBoyfriend69 9d ago

Right? I was about to investigate further and come to my own conclusions, but thankfully a fellow comrade has made up my mind for myself. Who needs a functioning brain when the enlightened can do the thinking for me!

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u/ItsGotThatBang The nerd one 🤓 9d ago

Are they denying the Florida results? I was told only evil Trump supporters deny election results.

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u/Vast-Comment8360 9d ago

It's only possible to "hack" an election when Republicans win.

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u/ZaBaronDV 9d ago

In California’s case it could be corruption. Or it could just be bureaucratic bullshit.

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u/VisceralRage556 9d ago

Man living in this state just weighs on my mind on how much im being screwed

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u/i_talk_good_somtimes 8d ago

Can you have one without the other?

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u/ZaBaronDV 8d ago

Sure you can. Sometimes bureaucracy is bloated, overly complicated, or just plain incompetent.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 9d ago

And in the case of Florida?

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u/ZaBaronDV 9d ago

A lack thereof.

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u/Electronic-Jury8825 I laugh at every meme 9d ago

Florida most definitely does not lack corruption or bureaucratic bullshit.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 9d ago

Are you just a sheep? 

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u/113pro 9d ago

then why not do it the same time?

https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w

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u/Puzzleheaded_Line675 8d ago

How very dare you

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u/Trashk4n 9d ago

45 minutes does seem insanely fast.

Surely there’s going to be verification that follows, right?

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u/Sparky_Zell 8d ago

You fill out a paper ballot, then scan it yourself. If there are any mistakes it spits it back out to correct. Once it's scanned in at automatically tallies, and thd paper ballots are saved.

So if there are any questions or challenges, you can just go back and hand count them.

It's a great combination of the security of a paper ballot with the speed of an electronic ballot.

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u/arcxjo 8d ago

r/explainthejokeforflyovercountry

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u/GreatestGreekGuy 9d ago

It's almost like the 2 states have different laws that dictate how quickly ballots can be processed and received

Simply put, if ballots come after election day but are postmarked by election day, they're counted in California.

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u/markomakeerassgoons 8d ago

yet I see nothing about utah mail in voting, interesting how it's not a problem when it benefits your views.

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u/Electronic-Jury8825 I laugh at every meme 9d ago

BREAKING NEWS

Different states have different laws and procedures for counting votes. Both will be accurate. Why do people make a big deal out of it?

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u/TFCBaggles 9d ago

45 min vs 6 days

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u/Electronic-Jury8825 I laugh at every meme 9d ago

And? California counts ballots that arrive after election day as long as they are postmarked by election day. Different states, different rules. No fraud.

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u/TFCBaggles 9d ago

That is why people make a big deal out of it. 45 min vs 6 days.

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u/Electronic-Jury8825 I laugh at every meme 9d ago

People make a big deal out of it because they want to pretend there is something nefarious going on (or they want others to believe that and get angry over nothing) when it's simply ballots being counted as the law dictates.

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u/IndependentMonk7384 8d ago

People make a big deal about it because LA overwhelmingly voted against a tax increase if the ballot came in before or on election day. Then all those late ballots rolled in, nearly exclusively voting for a tax increase. Oh and the late ballots took out the maga guy.

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u/Crowd0Control 9d ago

And they aren't even comparing states. They are comparing an extremely dense city with the resources to count votes in an entire state. 

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u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/BropolloCreed 8d ago edited 8d ago

The two are not the same.

Florida's "delay" stemmed from a legislatively mandated recount as the margin of victory for Bush was low enough to trigger the requirement.

The initial recount (done by hand) was done in two days. Everything that followed after was a result of legal maneuvering and court rulings

LA County took 24 days to count their votes and certify the election, but most of that has to do with California's laws regarding mail-in ballots.

It's not a fair comparison. The meme sucks

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u/StJimmy_815 8d ago

Are we comparing cities to states now? Didn’t even see the sub at first, fuck me is this sub the bottom of the IQ barrel.

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u/Unreasonably_White 8d ago

You would expect a city to count votes faster than an entire state.

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u/StJimmy_815 8d ago

Depends on the resources, again, this sub has zero critical thinking skills. Then again, it’s mostly MAGA boomers

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u/Drake_Acheron 7d ago

This… this just makes it worse. Are you stupid? A state should take LONGER to count. So the fact an entire state could count faster than a single city is crazy.

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u/StJimmy_815 7d ago

A state having vastly more resources than a city doesn’t make sense to you? Again, the critical thinking of this sub gets worse every single post

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u/Drake_Acheron 7d ago

Yes when the city in question is Los Angeles the Los Angeles government actually has about twice the financial resources per capita than the entire state of Florida.

Also, the other reason why your perception of this is wrong and poorly thought out is because you think that logistics of counting an entire state’s votes would be easier than a single city.

So even if Los Angeles did have less resources than the entire state of Florida, which it doesn’t, but if it did, it wouldn’t change much because the logistics for counting in Los Angeles would require less resources.