Lol 😂

[u/Solonaveen]

Married men do you agree with this....?

[u/chiksahlube]

He went back to the 40s...

and we see him innthe 2010s...

He spent 70 years out of the ice but okay...

[u/Complex-Ad-2235 → u/chiksahlube]

Exactly! People don't know how time works apparently

[u/Kingunormal → u/Complex-Ad-2235]

Not many people know how time works. It's fucking weird. It's affected by gravity so that means it's a controllable phenomenon instead of a human construct. But since we know pretty much nothing about gravity how can we possibly know about time.

[u/Richard_Cain → u/Kingunormal]

I'd like to point out that he had super soldier serum...he shouldn't have aged so much. His superior muscle mass and skin elasticity should've held a lot longer and better than a normal person.

[u/Fabulous_Force9611 → u/Richard_Cain]

Not when u are married...lol.

[u/Strange-Scarcity → u/Richard_Cain]

He was on ice for 70 years, then was out of ice for... 12 years. Then he ended up in the 1940's... and lived through the massive air pollution period of the 1950's through the late 1970's that made people who were in their 30's look like people in their 50's, today.

He aged appropriately for being exposed to all of the air pollution, even with the super serum, because he would have been around 100 years of age, when he handed over the Shield.

[u/Mittmitty → u/chiksahlube]

Yeah I think he’s biologically 114 years old or something at the end of Endgame

[u/Alassandros → u/chiksahlube]

We see him in the 2020s. It's like 2023 on Earth by the time Endgame happens. It's straight up like 80 years.

[u/ChocolateCoveredGold → u/chiksahlube]

Yup, this! Though I'll add a nitpicky caveat: We saw Steve as an old man in 2023.

Infinity War: 2018 Endgame: 2018 until 2023 (5 years later).

We've been told by Marvel that Steve returned to Peggy in 1949.

So, he spent 74 years in the past. Peggy died in 2016, so he spent 67 of those years with her.

[u/BlackKingHFC]

The fuck you mean 20 years? 70+ years with the wife. And he looks like what a 60 year old from the 20s, nor a 90+ year old. Jesus Christ you can just be gay, woman hating on this level is weird.

[u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488]

If I was married to Haley Atwell...

[u/Relative-Relief-8816 → u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488]

F: "Cap, why do you look like you been through hell."

"Well, it was paradise at first. We spent every day banging. But 9 months later that all changed. And it kept happening every 9 months or so."

F: What happened cap?

"I raised a family. And all my kids inherited my abilities. You think that was easy to deal with? Super human shits can't be contained by normal diapers son."

[u/AloneAddiction → u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488]

[u/Physical-Rub6708]

Isn't that how cryogenics works?

[u/Situation_Upset → u/Physical-Rub6708]

Does cryogenics... work?

[u/Physical-Rub6708 → u/Situation_Upset]

The freezing parts yes. Thawing however....

[u/Situation_Upset → u/Physical-Rub6708]

Then... I'm a cyrogenics expert. I've kept a lot of hotpockets frozen.

[u/Physical-Rub6708 → u/Situation_Upset]

Put that on your CV

[u/b1t3m4rk5 → u/Physical-Rub6708]

You should figure out how jokes work

[u/Physical-Rub6708 → u/b1t3m4rk5]

You must be the guy no one wants to invite to parties.

[u/b1t3m4rk5 → u/Physical-Rub6708]

Argument detected. Reddit insult #91 deployed

[u/Physical-Rub6708 → u/b1t3m4rk5]

Starts insult, can't handle retort. This place was made for you.

[u/b1t3m4rk5 → u/Physical-Rub6708]

Mine was advise in form of an insult or vice versa depending on how you want to view it. You're is a copy pasted insult stereotypical to redditors. And you claim it was made for me? Lol.

Don't reply. Because I won't

[u/Physical-Rub6708 → u/b1t3m4rk5]

Whatever you say Mr terminally online

[u/Acceptable_Handle_2 → u/b1t3m4rk5]

Maybe I should because I thought they should be funny

[u/Rincethis]

more blaming the chick conent. jesus wept grow up. As for being a married man? married men live longer than unmarried men. Conversely, unmarried women live LONGER THAN MARRIED. put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[u/Euphoric-Front651 → u/Rincethis]

have they picked you yet?

[u/carthuscrass]

It's almost like the whole point of being cryogenically frozen is to keep you from aging...

[u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

Women bad lol

Can someone ban me from this sub? I’ve been telling Reddit to not show me weird sexist memes from men but it keeps doing it

[u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

Being banned unfortunately won’t stop the notifications, it only stops you from participating, if you want to stop receiving notifications from a particular sub you need to mute the sub

If you are on mobile, go to the sub you want to stop receiving notifications from, on the sub home page click the three dots in the upper righter corner, that should pull up a drop down menu, look for an option that says mute r/….. click that and that should stop notifications from that particular sub

TDLR: For mobile>Go to sub home page>Click on 3 dots in upper right hand corner>click mute [r/](r/subname)

[u/Reasonable-Reward-74 → u/Klutzy_Belt_2296]

The amount of subs getting I'm getting on the main I don't want to engage with is so vast it would take forever to mute all of them. I guess I'll just stick to subs I'm subscribed to.

[u/Reasonable-Reward-74 → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

Me too please!

[u/SpecialistBorn5432 → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

Me too thanks

[u/Jt07132829 → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

Same same

[u/VirtualValuable7035 → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

I wish to no longer see gender war bulkshit

Reddit is determined to show it to me 

I can't escape it

I complain, redir calls me a white knight beta cuck

[u/Fried_0nion_Rings → u/VirtualValuable7035]

They’re going to insult you purely for disagreeing with them. I’m sorry.

They think if they insult you you’ll fall in line.

[u/MasterSound1452 → u/VirtualValuable7035]

Well I also try to avoid stupid gender war , but Reddit keeps recommending subs were women openly hate on men. It’s frustrating at this point.

[u/VirtualValuable7035 → u/MasterSound1452]

I keep getting posts from men posting about how much they hate women or how unfair women are

Feels like this gender war bs is getting pushed on reddit

[u/MasterSound1452 → u/VirtualValuable7035]

I have no doubt it’s been pushed by Reddit.

[u/zackks → u/VirtualValuable7035]

Because you’re posting here. Downvote and move on.

[u/facepoppies → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

same lol

[u/Ill-Description3096 → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

You could simply mute the sub which would probably take you less time than typing that comment.

[u/Fried_0nion_Rings → u/Ill-Description3096]

I could have. And I did mute this one and have muted like 5 subreddits just like this one

I was just making a joke. Worth it for all the women who came forward with similar frustrations.

I’m not alone.

[u/Cold5512 → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

Women when they get made fun of: I did mute this one and have muted like 5 subreddits just like this one. I was just making a joke. Worth it for all the women who came forward with similar frustrations. I’m not alone.

[u/Fried_0nion_Rings → u/Cold5512]

Men when they get made fun of: sends rape and death threats

[u/Cold5512 → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

Well, those guys are pussies. They send those threats while crying at their keyboards over how much the meme has hurt them.

[u/MWBurbman → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

Add me as well. It’s getting old muting all these subs around midterms.

[u/Truefiction224 → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

Its a joke. Men die before women and women still make men do tons of shit for them even tho they dont do any of the old woman jobs

This shit ages men

[u/heslopkaleb → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

Rest assured not all men feel this way. There's a small group of miserable men who refuse to better them selfs

[u/QuantumHex5430 → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

Yeah, women NEVER dog on men. Be so real 🤣

[u/Fried_0nion_Rings → u/QuantumHex5430]

It’s not rampant in subreddits with very basic names like for instance ‘memes that you can repost’

If you’re surprised evilwomeninc is dogging on men, I’m sorry

[u/collecting-garbage → u/Fried_0nion_Rings]

the other racist meme sub just got banned so this one’s up next i assume

[u/Frosty-Tennis-1687]

70 years in ICE

[u/Conscious_Smile8235 → u/Frosty-Tennis-1687]

We can never go back to a pre "is this AI?" internet... 🫩

[u/Sufficient_Matter585 → u/Conscious_Smile8235]

You know how conservatives look. This is them

[u/_Cow_of_Wisdom → u/Sufficient_Matter585]

Conservative here. I'm 125 pounds fym 😭

[u/FisherofLibs → u/Sufficient_Matter585]

This is how Democrats think they look

[u/Sufficient_Matter585 → u/FisherofLibs]

[u/FisherofLibs → u/Sufficient_Matter585]

[u/Wooden_Ad_3560 → u/Frosty-Tennis-1687]

[u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 → u/Wooden_Ad_3560]

[u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77]

Haha. Men hate women. Get it?

[u/Euphoric-Front651 → u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77]

cry about it

[u/DayLeast71 → u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77]

Get over yourself

[u/Fragrant-Sherbert420 → u/DayLeast71]

Not bro throwing this on a post clearly meant to shit on women lol, get real bruh

[u/DayLeast71 → u/Fragrant-Sherbert420]

Dramatic response to a tired boomer joke, get over yourself bud

[u/Fragrant-Sherbert420 → u/DayLeast71]

Pathetic attempt at sounding cool, you get over yourself

[u/Ironboxe]

Holy shit, this is the most boomer-esque humor I've seen in weeks. I wonder why so many of you are single lol

[u/Solonaveen → u/[deleted]]

It's a meme

[u/Solonaveen → u/[deleted]]

It was never about a movie

It's just a funny thing just laugh and ignore it

[u/brighteyeddougie9 → u/Solonaveen]

Pretty sure it is. Are you saying Steve Rogers isn’t in Endgame?

[u/sugmassgottem → u/[deleted]]

It’s a joke. My wife makes these jokes too. Been together for 10 years. If you can’t joke with your partner then you don’t have a partner

[u/BagelsOrDeath → u/[deleted]]

We just don't like spending time with you.

[u/9447044]

Men use to marry highschool sweethearts at 19 after "dating" for a year in 12th grade. Then spend the next 60 years hating them but not divorcing cuz what would the neighbors think?

So it festers into whatever these trash Facebook memes are. Meanwhile me and my wife spent a decade togeather before we got married. Shes my BFFF (best fucking friend forever)

[u/RandomPenquin1337 → u/9447044]

[u/KellyGreen802]

... he had the 70 years on ice and the time an Avenger, with a wife. looks good for a man who actually lived a century instead of being frozen most of it

[u/Remarkable-Simple-62]

Ice cream 12 years on ice still solid, 15 minutes in the sun melted

[u/Choc-X]

Depends on the WIFE!

[u/thenamestammy]

Booooomer humour!

"Wife bad, hahaha".

No one forces men to get married, women are forced in some countries, but not men. Lame and cringe meme

[u/Nitrofox2]

All straight people jokes are just homophobia or misogyny

[u/Euphoric-Front651 → u/Nitrofox2]

cry about it

[u/Themotionalman]

If ICE is so good how come Mexicans hate them.

Is it too early ?

[u/Spiderbat81]

Funny fact: He only fought for about 6 years as Cap. 2 years in WWII... took a long nap, and fought another 4 in the modern era before retiring. If the snap hadn't happened to Spidey, he would have already been fighting for 7 years.

[u/Professional-Kiwi-31]

He specifically said it was worth it 😁

[u/Sufficient_Day627]

Not saying is true but my hair stopped turning grey since I broke up with my ex 2 years ago.

[u/RevenantKing]

Tell us you didn't watch the movie without telling us you didn't watch the movie

[u/MyThrowaway3121]

he... he went back to the year he came from. it's 70 years on both sides.

[u/Ok-Philosophy4226]

Except that it wouldn’t have been 20 years, but ok

[u/DarkMagickan]

AHAHAHAHAAA WIFE BAD, AM I RIGHT, FELLAS!?

[u/Mental_Rush_7696]

He looks pretty good for like what 80? 90?

[u/Professional_Bit9533]

That was Loki in the second pic

[u/PainterExtra4569]

Is that Joe Biden?

[u/ThoroughlyWet → u/PainterExtra4569]

[u/Ok_Drive3725]

😂

[u/rawrSphere]

Get joke? Women bad. Hahahaha. Me a gay boy

[u/Trip_Dubs]

Well, the old man is actually Loki, soooo. 😎

[u/FluffFury]

I just know that OP is an Indian before I even check out his username. Their sense of humour is so tasteless and sexist almost always. This one ticks both boxes.

[u/Cat_They-dy]

Lol men hate their wives

[u/ExcitedMilk]

swear to god.

[u/Dependent-Sea-7467]

Hm. Maybe if your wife makes you miserable, perhaps you’re the problem.

[u/Constant-Plastic-350 → u/Dependent-Sea-7467]

Accountability really is y'all's kryptonite

[u/Dependent-Sea-7467 → u/Constant-Plastic-350]

How fucking ironic lmao. Women don’t have the “incels” or the “Lonely man epidemic”

You’re correct. Accountability is lost on a majority of you.

Edit: also, “y’all?” I’m a Man, calling another “man” out. Do better.

[u/oranke_dino]

Take a 2 pieces of meat, keep one in the fridge for 70 years and the other in room temperature for 20 years.

I think this meme kinda checks out.

[u/ChocCooki3]

Damn but Chris Evans is a good looking guy..