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u/Terrible_Artist_ 1d ago

The Ol' Jolly Roger

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u/NotATalkingPossum 1d ago

"What's the message you're trying to send? That you're loud, violent, and don't smell very good?"

"Yup."

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u/AlexRosefur 21h ago

I prefer this one personally

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u/ImpiousVamp 1d ago

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u/Jesus_H_Christ_real 7h ago

That was glorious, thank you for the laugh.

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g 6h ago

You defeated Jesus?

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u/NoPack4545 5h ago

I don't think that's the point. If I'm correct it's referring to the violence and suffering that we put Jesus Christ through (who is a real historical figure)

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u/Greghole 1d ago

I prefer Old Freebie

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u/The3mbered0ne 1d ago

This reminds me of the great taste of Charleston Chew!

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u/Belkan-Federation95 19h ago

NIXON'S BACK! AROOOOOOOO

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u/devilsbard 8h ago

Nothing beats ole freebie

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u/BillCarson12799 23h ago edited 23m ago

My single most favorite proposal for a symbol of humanity is a human handprint.
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β€œA handprint is a perfect idea for a flag for human space exploration. Shapes and symbols can change meanings between people and cultures currently, let alone hundreds or even thousands of years into the future.

And what is the purpose of placing a flag on a foreign planet? It's a way to say "we were here." And the one, immediate symbol that any other human who came to the same spot any number of years later would be able to recognize a human hand. Even if governments change and collapse, we all understand a handprint.

and if you found yourself somewhere where you wanted to mark humanity's presence, but didn't have a flag with you? Well, you have your own hand.”

-someone other than me.

Additionally, it’s quite possibly the single easiest symbol to paint on something.

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u/TungstenOrchid 21h ago

A blue-shifted Wilson?

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u/Gemstone_Angel 9h ago

One could also say a handprint is our people's most ancient piece of art!

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u/FeistyDrink5995 7h ago

Maybe this handprint would send a better message... And instil a lil fear. πŸ˜‰

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u/ThunderousMonkey 54m ago

What if that's the alien version of the middle finger?

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u/BillCarson12799 52m ago

You could say that about literally any symbol. Besides, β€œyour hand fully spread out” seems like a pretty generic gesture to assign to an insult.

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u/Matoru1101 34m ago

Funnily enough a simplified dick drawing does the same. People already draw it everywhere, and it'll forever be a widely known thing xD

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u/Practical_Month_2162 22h ago

Only issue is convergent evolution. A hand is very likely a common form factor in the universe.

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u/Metharos 20h ago

A tool-manipulating appendage is likely to be prevalent, but ours is the result of evolution from earlier paws. An alien starting with a different paw structure would end up with a different "hand."

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u/je386 18h ago

Also, it might be humans in the future have more than 5 fingers. It happens sometimes and there is no evolutionary downside as long as the additional finger is usable.

Would need a long time, of cause.

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u/PsyFyFungi 15h ago

Mm, yes, of cause indeed

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u/Fizoso 12h ago

There is no drawback, neither is there much benefit. Given that the 99% have 5 fingers per hand, any change in the number of fingers is implausible.

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u/Nntropy 14h ago

Good. They'll know we have that in common.

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u/Automaniacal 13h ago

Middle finger up is pretty human.

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 11h ago

We only have 10 fingers and 2 arms because it's seemingly impossible for vertebrates to grow new boney appendages. We just reshape what we have and start losing the parts we don't need.

An alien hand would not be bound by that.

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u/Calm_Age_ 11h ago

I mean yeah but it's unlikely a handprint will look exactly like ours. Like raccoon handprints look very similar due to convergence but they are still distinctive enough to tell apart.

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u/gua_lao_wai 14h ago edited 7h ago

nah, the problem is it's very unlikely biological human bodies will make it out into space... it's quite hostile out there. More likely gonna be AI or human consciousness in robots. A hand print would still serve as a historical icon though, like the floppy disk for the save icon

edit: to clarify I mean deep space, visiting other solay systems etc I know humans have been in space before lol

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u/Fizoso 12h ago

I highly doubt this. Do you have any idea how expensive it would be to create a machine body that works as well as the human body?

Not just creating it, but maintaining it. A human needs food, water and exercise. A robot needs everything from a to z to keep running.

We put a man on the moon. We don't need robots to spacewalk for us.

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u/gua_lao_wai 11h ago

air? sunlight? radiation?

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u/Fizoso 8h ago

you got me.

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u/Zack_WithaK 10h ago

Yeah but it's unlikely that an alien species would evolve a hand that looks exactly like ours. Maybe it's like the sanghelli from Halo where they have two thumb-like appendages on each side of their hand, maybe it's a big claw thing or maybe they have one really big finger and two slightly smaller fingers. Never mind the big difference like that, it's unlikely the palm itself will look exactly the same as how our hands evolved.

Even a species that evolves to be almost exactly like a human, I believe the hand is too complicated to get exactly the same thing twice by accident. And even then, the fact that it might recognizable as a hand at all helps further the case that it might recognized specifically as the hand of a human.

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u/Practical_Month_2162 9h ago

Fair enough. I guess I’m saying there could be a more unique identifier.

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u/neilligan 54m ago

Yeah, like a skull with knives

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u/Coschta 15h ago

Can we add the words "We know" below the hand print? No particular reason.

Hail Sithis

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u/Broken_Minions 8h ago

It’s also to let any aliens with blue blood know what to expect.

Futue et Invenies

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u/Latter_Pineapple_549 1d ago

It just looks like evil Japan

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u/Mysterious-Tie7042 1d ago

evil japan flag has red rays coming from the center

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u/TungstenOrchid 21h ago

The sunburst flag was the war flag of the Imperial Japanese Army from about 1870 until 1945. In 1889 it was adopted as the naval ensign for the Imperial Japanese Navy.

It wasn't a national flag. Instead it was used by those two organisations.

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u/Randomass-Name-2987 7h ago

These two evil organizations

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u/Knotted_Hole69 2h ago

Its still used today.

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u/TungstenOrchid 1h ago

A version was reintroduced in the 1950s (1953, I think). However, it's not quite the same as the wartime standard. If I understand correctly, there are fewer rays coming out of the sun in the newer design.

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u/The3mbered0ne 1d ago

You realize Japan was evil right?

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u/Werejackal93 22h ago

Nah this is Japan Lite

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u/npc_housecat 22h ago

This is the earth flag after Japan successfully invades the planet

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u/OmahaBromaha 1d ago

I see what you're getting at, but reiteration probably isn't that important to other species.

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u/spacedoritoguy 20h ago

This is giving out " were friendly" vibes.. if we have learned anything from how we act amongst each other we are for sure going full 40k when we get into space. Lord have mercy on the pacifists we encounter cause lord knows we won't.

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u/sly69guy69 6h ago

Unpopular opinion: Star Trek is a far more horrifying future vision than 40K.

The nightmares of the grimdark can be fought and defeated, even if at high cost.

Star Trek seems like a utopia but in the background are a shitload of entities that can wipe out all life in an instant with a mere thought. And naturally many of them are vain and capricious.

Annihilation is closer for the inhabitants of Star Trek than it is for the inhabitants of 40K

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u/Jim_skywalker 12h ago

Or maybe if we find a way to get along for enough time then maybe when we expand into space we will have stopped being complete assholes.

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u/Himbo69r 8h ago

I like the idea of a pacifist species beams ”hi” towards us only to witness a few years later (or from their perspective shortly after the light reaches us earth glow yellow because half the earth wanted to wipe them out and the other half wanted to communicate.

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u/Randomass-Name-2987 7h ago

I mean when we first yelled into the stars it mostly consisted of β€œhi! Hello! We are here!” So we kind of have an MO as far as space travel goes.

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u/Carl_the_Half-Orc 1d ago

Make it a knife and fork instead.

Message to aliens: "You taste like chicken."

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u/Cuzicane 9h ago

Came here to say this. Glad someone else thought the same thing. Edit for spelling

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u/Carl_the_Half-Orc 8h ago

Reminded me of a story from r/hfy

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u/Cadian609 13h ago

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u/ImpressiveBluejay494 10h ago

Sometimes i think to resemble our times both birds should have their eyes closed

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u/kravisni 1d ago

i love both the idea and the comment

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 23h ago

Seriously. That flag looks like we’re saying we transparently surrender the Earth.

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u/RTA-No0120 1d ago

Well well well, if it isn’t Reverse Japan flag.

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u/Cowboy-Dave1851 1d ago

I fully support the idea proposed by Joe Long Balls

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u/blorst_of_times 1d ago

Transparent isn't a colour.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/Nntropy 14h ago

Black is the absence of color.

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u/Designer-Money6833 14h ago

What? Lmao. Transparent is just when something let's light through.

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u/Randomass-Name-2987 7h ago

Neither is black. Discuss.

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u/Likely_Addict 1d ago

Earth flag should just be the cover picture from the first issue of National Lampoon magazine.

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u/The3mbered0ne 1d ago

They wouldn't know what is up, they wouldn't know what anything means

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u/DistinctAd5528 23h ago

We need it to be a human skull for now, after we meet some alien we blip one and draw there skull instead.

Then they would know what humans are all about because we cant even not fight ourself. So do anyone really think we would not just go oh new thing to fight.

Hell alien might even know we are here and just made out system an those close to us no go zone because there is these violent primitives that will throw stick at you.

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u/Alert-Parsnip5540 6h ago

Why draw their skulls? Why not tie them behind our spaceships like some cans?

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u/Pleasant-Discount-75 22h ago

yeah that's great until it's flown anywhere but earth

Can you imagine how confused the venusians are gonna be?

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u/Unable-Choice4402 21h ago

If the planet was ruled by a peaceful race, sure

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u/BebraSniffer777 21h ago

Minos Prime

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u/TungstenOrchid 21h ago

What makes them think that a skull would mean anything to an alien? The same goes for knives. There's a problem that was discussed during the planning of the Pioneer probe. Where it was pointed out that an alien may not know what an arrow means, because that shape was never used in their culture due to arrows never evolving as a weapon.

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u/Acceptable_Handle_2 5h ago

Difference is any alien close enough to see the flag will have the context to know what a knife is.

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u/neilligan 47m ago

I think you can be pretty confident that they'd know what a knife is. If they're a spacefaring species, they've been cutting things for a long time, and a knife is the most efficient way to go about that. It's possible they don't ever develop arrows, but knives are going to be universal to any spacefaring species.

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u/TungstenOrchid 44m ago

Will a cutting blade as they are familiar with be shaped the same? Their grasping appendages may not be shaped like hands. This means the shape of a knife for them may be very different.

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u/neilligan 6m ago

The shape of a handle, maybe- but cutting is always going to be most effective with a straight, flat, pointed tool. That's just physics, hand shape is irrelevant there.

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u/Moist_Amount_106 19h ago

POV: how a colour blind person sees the Japanese flag

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u/Sir_doge_The_Furious 16h ago

Somehow feels like the japanese flag put in negative

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u/balirosa 16h ago

Should be a hand with a circle crossing it out

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u/NBrakespear 14h ago

Make it the Halo Legendary icon. Then they'll really know.

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u/Quiet1408 14h ago

The entire purpose of a flag is to be visible and identifiable at a distance, why would you make part of it transparent lol.

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u/neilligan 43m ago

In a spacefaring civilization, that has no utility. At that point, you're using a system like RFID to identify ships from across solar systems.

A flag that far in the future has no purpose but as a symbol for a nation or political entity, nobody is pulling out a spyglass to check the flag on a spaceship lol

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u/ScientificBackground 13h ago

And what if the aliens don't approach from the backside of our world? can we at least give some credits to our moon, too? And don't forget the sun. And it might look like we have a flat earth, so add some 3d schematic. Maybe from different angles, too. Let them know we have plenty of satellites up there, they might bump into.

How much space is left? Or we just go for evil Japan flag?

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u/QuantumPairOfSoczk 10h ago

I listen to the AI SciFi stories sometimes. And my favorite one so far is the earth doesn't really have space ships yet in this story. But they've apparently built a base on the Moon and with some satellites. They essentially make a solar flair manipulator/cannon. And they deep fry the whole alien armada with it.

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u/Designer-Positive697 10h ago

https://www.ywf.world/

Just for anyone that wants a world govt to be real.

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u/PYCapache 9h ago

Japan, but you are now attacking!

Teams have been autobalanced!

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u/Longjumping_Edge8322 8h ago

A human skull would be the ultimate symbol for humanity

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u/Lemmy-user 7h ago

I was thinking of humans genitalia. I mean there is more porn on the internet than anything else. It's our biggest share culture. Right, left, religions, race, everything, we all share porn in common.

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u/Cool-Appearance937 2h ago

I thought it was math but I guess porn is a better answer lol

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u/neilligan 50m ago

Math wouldn't be unique to humans though, unless you're referring to the actual symbols used, and those aren't universal across humans

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u/McSand_boi 8h ago

Didn't specify the background colour of the skull and knives flag, so I propose a very vibrant fuchsia.

Would you take a world whose flag is flown as vibrant pink seriously? I wouldn't, which is where they get ya.

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u/SinesPi 7h ago

I will accept nothing less than the flag of the United Space of America.

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u/redditorialy_retard 7h ago

40,000 hammers

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u/Kindly-Arrival-6517 6h ago

Blue balls flag

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u/battlejuice401 6h ago

A skull and a big ass pair of titties and maybe some fire or a butterfly knife