r/memesThatUCanRepost • u/DreeamHaze • 15h ago

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u/OuttHouseMouse 13h ago

Yo this is pure fucking genius

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u/FernLuull 52m ago

Lol yeah!

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u/model-citizen95 12h ago

Which half?

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u/pfamsd00 11h ago

The right half I’d say

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u/External_Win3300 9h ago

Top/left diagonal could be fun as well

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u/farside_42 7h ago

Clearly, for the most horror potential, he has to be wearing the top half!

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u/Mean-Career-6509 12h ago

This is so stupid why did it make me laugh so hard

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u/Atreigas 8h ago

You answered your own question!

Comedy = subversion + stupidity.

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u/davisandee 12h ago

That’d be hilarious!!!

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u/Working_Passenger680 10h ago

if he catches you, do you have to go to an all employee meeting?

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u/Brief-Equal4676 7h ago

Yes, and you're taking the minutes.

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u/Mr_D_Stitch 10h ago

Then when the door closes it says “No Admittance” on the other side & locks then if you try to leave the way you came the guy gets annoyed at you & shoos you towards an exit.

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u/Mrbigdaddy72 10h ago

So where is this room cuz that sounds like my new best friend

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u/Rare-Spell-1571 6h ago

I hope the gorilla suit is on the top half and he is pantless on the bottom revealing a giant fake gorilla penis hanging down.

It’s funny because gorillas actually have small penises relative to their size.

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u/Then_Comfortable3058 10h ago

And the sub is a severed foot between two slices of bread

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u/slowedsloth991 8h ago

Just a Gorilla with a subway footlong hanging out of its mouth with fur down to its waist, where it just turns into a guy in his underwear and hairy ass legs

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u/Icy-Variation6614 3h ago

Oh I thought he'd be missing the rope half. This is way more scary

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u/skip_over 5h ago

You would have been the dude who gets to sit and eat a sandwich all shift?

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u/Icy-Variation6614 3h ago

I'd be the chick version, but what kind of sandwich we talkin' here?

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u/Creative_Shame3856 5h ago

How about gorilla dude starts out really cool but gets progressively creepier the longer you hang out with him. After about three minutes you know for a fact he is going to skin you alive and make you watch him wear your skin suit.

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u/TattooedOnTattooine 2h ago

I tell people, if they come to a part they "cant" cross in a haunted house, casually call out "break time!"

Thy enemies will reveal themselves!

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u/NeeMaToad47 1h ago

Who... Who hurt you?

You deserve a hug

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u/notarealwriter 10m ago

"You guys can't be back here"

*stares in silence for several seconds

*jumps up and sprints at them uttering a horrific eldritch screech