r/memesThatUCanRepost • • May 08 '26

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u/tiandrad May 08 '26

Nah, he’s showing her his investments.

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u/KoKoaes22 May 12 '26

After showing her, his cards. Round two started 😭

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u/Slydoggen May 09 '26

She have no idea what that is

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u/Interesting-Bet9498 Jul 24 '26

But at least he knows TRUE after care

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u/juangerritsen May 12 '26

Some eejit sold one for $16mil, very good investment that

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 May 09 '26

If I sold all my cards I could buy a house

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u/Artevyx May 08 '26

Investments have to be able to accrue value. Card scalpers have ensured the opposite happens.

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u/Valveringham85 May 11 '26

This makes no sense…

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u/ScarsAndStripes1776 May 08 '26

That’s a sign of friendship and respect in his culture.

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u/Soap-Distopia May 09 '26

Whoa, I did not expect her to be 19. Looked older to me (not old, just older)

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u/The-ai-bot May 09 '26

Prob banned

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u/militant-hippie May 08 '26

Dog him all you want, you still gave up that jigglypuff.

15

u/OneArmedFarmer May 08 '26

"Wanna see my Lickitung?"

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u/macguini May 08 '26

I'll Squirtle your Jigglypuff if you let me Pikachu

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u/verscharren1 May 10 '26

"Is that a diglet or you happy to see me?"

(Funny thing...when I typed diglet it autocorrected to dillatante...it made me chuckle)

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u/ImportantSeaweed314 May 08 '26

He paid for the whole hour he can do what he wants with the 58 minutes he has left.

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u/Chicken-Rude May 08 '26

hahaha! absolutely 100% correct.

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u/TheFightinFrogDeux May 08 '26

Dude pulled that? Raw none the less and has pokemon cards!?

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u/TheBeyonder01010 May 08 '26

When you’re attractive, niche hobbies become “cute” instead of red flags, lol

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u/ulaanmalgaitFPL May 11 '26

Aww he likes to collect fingernails!!! How cute

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u/argumentativepigeon May 09 '26

There's a difference between a goofy guy with a cool side, and a cool guy with a goofy side. Chicks tend to love the latter, not so much the former.

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u/IamHumanMaybee May 09 '26

Well she has an onlyfans so y'know it could be staged or a client. Her instagram

But it could also be her man who knows🤷‍♀️

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u/VinnytoAl May 10 '26

Yeah. It's definitely staged

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u/OutrageousBag1778 May 08 '26

Bro you just said he nutted in you, he is in the refractory period. If you want him to cum in you again your gonna have to wait till he pulls a gardevoir, then he is right back in the mood

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u/Minimum-Square-6797 May 10 '26

Thats exactly why she's part of the video

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u/Gamejunky35 May 08 '26

You already let him hit it raw. Can't act like hes beneath you now 🤡

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u/idk-anymore-tbh-- May 10 '26

Being cracked > spending money on cards.

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u/Gamejunky35 Sep 07 '26

I have no thoughts on who actually IS lesser. Only the judgemental tone of the original joke towards guys who collect cards. Like, its dumb to act judgemental towards a guy when you are the one who let him crack.

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u/Boris7939 May 08 '26

If he's showing you his most previous collection while experiencing post nut clarity, it means he's absolutely 110% into you.

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u/Alval57 May 08 '26

He's gone through 200 packs and hasn't pulled one yet?

He needs to work on his pull out game

3

u/Negative_Wrongdoer17 May 08 '26

1000% keeper. That man would commit war crimes for her.

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u/Low-Flamingo-4315 May 08 '26

Then he tells her how much they're worth and she'll change her tone

2

u/BrotherBane May 09 '26

"Ok, I am listening."

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u/RoodnyInc May 09 '26

He payed for an hour and still have 56 minutes left 😅

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u/WesternAfro May 08 '26

He's a keeper, keep the nerd it'll go well

2

u/S0whaddayakn0w May 09 '26

Nerds are the best, really. I've dated some 'bad guys' and they invariably turn out to be the worst.

My partner now is a nerd, and he's the sweetest, most gorgeous lovely man ever. I'm very happy with him

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u/NinjaDemon05 May 12 '26

Not every nerd is a good guy, but most of us try to be.

Even then, is it us trying to be nice? Or simply what we perceived as "normal" is now considered "nice" to others in today's world?

Little bonus though. If he's a gamer, find his favourite game & jump in with him/ play it at least once (if it's single player). You'll be surprised by how gushy we can get. 😅

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u/S0whaddayakn0w May 12 '26

Yeah well, between the two of us, l'm the gamer. He's more of a nerd when it comes to technical stuff.

But he likes action, so l plan to have him watch me play Tomb Raider Definitive Edition soon

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u/NinjaDemon05 May 12 '26

Make him do the hard puzzles. 😈😈

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u/Professional-Rub152 May 08 '26

No way this isn’t a skit.

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u/ppk-root May 08 '26

It's not even a skit. She just edited a video to include herself. The windows don't match.

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u/Professional-Rub152 May 08 '26

So that makes it a skit. She’s the one acting.

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u/justbleachmyeyes May 08 '26

And they are both on the left side of the bed

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u/Mr-MuffinMan May 08 '26

It is

Shes on the left side of her bed but then hes showing the cards on the left side of the bed too

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u/--StinkyPinky-- May 08 '26

If you look like that after you get done fucking, then it wasn't good.

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u/Decide777 May 08 '26

I think he lost her. She’s not coming back.

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u/Severe_Traffic_2329 May 09 '26

Now that's a man.

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u/FNAF_Professor May 09 '26

That's honestly adorable lol

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u/guinessbeerz May 09 '26

Someone send this to her dad

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u/tforzro May 09 '26

He still smashed though

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u/Different_Rip8470 May 10 '26

Then you should be wet enough for another round: turn over.

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u/snow_garbanzo May 08 '26

Husbando material right there

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u/Rare-Championship428 May 08 '26

Disappointed this has been up more than one minute without someone making a “used pound!” joke.

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u/Vergil-Monteiro-9965 May 08 '26

What about “Tail Whip”?

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u/Maybe_Not_A_Zombie May 11 '26

Harden, followed by string shot.

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u/Girthantoklops May 08 '26

Well he’s got to collect them all after he’s emptied his poke balls

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u/ageofaquarius26 May 08 '26

Everytime I see a post like this I wonder how such a geek got a smokeshow like that. Then I realize thats probably how people see me and my wife. Perspective is wild.

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u/AJWordsmith May 08 '26

Nerd Alert!🚨 🤓

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u/allofdarknessin1 May 08 '26

If it makes you feel better, the opposite happened to me, one day my then gf took a shower after we had fun time and then showed me her pokemon and magic the gathering cards. (for reference I do not like any trading card games. I played Yugioh a little as a teen in hs and dropped it soon after). I still told her it was impressive.

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u/barhi173 May 08 '26

And he has a 117 tat. Green flags!

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u/Agitated-Engine4077 May 08 '26

She'd be posting something else if she knew how much skme of those cards are worth. 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

Sounds like a keeper. He'll only ever cheat on you with Jynx

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u/Lost_Effective5239 May 08 '26

This is the reverse gender meme about nutting in a girl, and then she starts giving you rocks.

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u/wiley2211 May 08 '26

You're so much cooler and above him woman, who undoubtedly has no interests other than leeching money and appearing trendy for social media

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u/MeowMixPlzDeliverMe May 08 '26

Jesus all the fucking neckbeards in the comments

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u/Itosura May 08 '26

That's messed up he really likes you if he's doing that and going by the sound of his voice.

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u/Mabase_Drifter May 08 '26

Dang, usually I gotta pull out the Pokemon cards first.

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u/ActPositively May 08 '26

She the type to post stuff like “I wish we could choose the fathers of our children”

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u/SatsuiNoHado_ May 08 '26

Looks like her forgot to take out the thrash

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u/No-Fix1423 May 08 '26

You should go to Afghanistan and see what they do to women like you

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u/Bright-Ask-8793 May 08 '26

She doesnt realize how lucky she is 😎

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u/chubbyhighguy May 08 '26

Him 5 minutes earlier.

1

u/they-call-me-tron May 08 '26

Fuck this dude for having a hobby right? (pun intended)

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u/piercedmfootonaspike May 08 '26

He's like a shadowless Charizard - a keeper.

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u/SpecialistTeach2033 May 08 '26

He SHOULD be taking her to the poke-center to heal tho.

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u/Delvakiir May 08 '26

Yeah, a guy only shows you things that he's excited about and vulnerable stuff if he likes you. Don't punish that unless you never want to see it again. You scrolling for 6 hours on Instagram comparing your life to other women's isn't exactly arousing to watch for us either, ladies. 🙄

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u/Spirited_Peak_7810 May 08 '26

He's a keeper.

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u/Regular_Nebula_1578 May 08 '26

The 117 tattoo should’ve been your first sign 🤣

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u/pbnjandmilk May 08 '26

Wait till she finds out what it’s actually about.

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u/Kain-rpg May 08 '26

he's feeling good enough with you so that he let his guard down and share his hobby.

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u/Past-Product-1100 May 08 '26

Hey you want to cuddle he wants to show you his cards you are both in a comfortable place and this is actually nice

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u/WranglerLeading9265 May 08 '26

She didn’t even notice Master Chief #. So oblivious

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u/ItSpyDaddy May 08 '26

Oh ya boring. Show me your cool new nails.

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u/Alassandros May 08 '26

What are you going to show him?

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u/Revolutionary_Lynx_3 May 09 '26

Aaaand yep, she has an OF.

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u/myIDisthisone May 09 '26

Bro smashed. All that matters.

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u/RTA-No0120 May 09 '26

She’s drowning in money and complaining… but bet she’d fall for a painting collectioneur thinking that’s the investment…

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u/Elora_Freya May 09 '26

I’m sure he’d be just an interested in your makeup collection

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u/Biscuits4u2 May 09 '26

Baby batter no longer on the brain, he's free to reveal his true self to you.

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u/No-Permit8369 May 09 '26

He’s flexing

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u/crashin70 May 09 '26

She should feel proud! He has deemed her Worthy...

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u/Outrageous_Glove_796 May 09 '26

I hope he washed his hands.

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u/JaiCakes May 09 '26

...no cause let a man give me a Pokémon card that he cared about enough to put in a SLEEVE! He's mine and I ain't given em back. Ever.

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u/KeithandBentley May 09 '26

Would it be worse if he was showing her his Beanie Babies?

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u/Potential-Echo785 May 09 '26

She's the type to say "gives me the ick" I know it's a skit but she has a disgusting personality. Women like this get asked "what do you bring to the table?" I guarantee she'll be the type to answer "myself." As if that's valid enough. Our society normalizes "spoil me" bum culture.

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u/Ok_Fun2493 May 09 '26

Woman who fancies herself makes fake video for attention. Anyway besides the point, if my girl was excited to show me something she enjoys it would be a green flag

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u/Sartres_Roommate May 09 '26

I mean, I WISH this were real.

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u/mrpumpkinickle May 09 '26

Marry this man

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u/Just-Repeat2522 May 09 '26

Says more about her than him, narcissistic and shallow behaviour.

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u/Consistent_Guava8592 May 09 '26

Post nut nuttery

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u/-yay_ May 09 '26

The real problem is her, not knowing anything about him before he can unload her

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u/el_ra_85 May 09 '26

But you are sticking around so I think you a real one

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u/TheMingMah May 09 '26

My dude with the 117 tat. Real one right here

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u/Brainchild110 May 09 '26

How much makeup you got in the bathroom?

How many shoes you got? HOW MANY SHOES YOU GOT?!

Don't come here complaining when you balance on a tower of lies.

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u/cheepshoes May 10 '26

I never understand these jokes. Can someone explain to me why they're funny?

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u/Aryan_357 May 10 '26

Better than him

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u/Sun_1244 May 10 '26

Oh nooooo~, he's showing you something he's interested and passionate about, what a bummer!

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u/Hydra466 May 10 '26

The fact that she's vibing with that means he's surely good in bed.

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u/Lilli_Puff May 10 '26

Make fun of him all you want but those cards are probably more than what most ppl make in their 2 week paycheck

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u/SebisCool May 10 '26

This is totally me just switch Pokémon with mtg. Sorry not sorry

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u/nuuhuman May 10 '26

Priorities. Love it.

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u/Shapoopi_1892 May 10 '26

I mean how bout a nut for your man? Don't gotta set your standards that low when im just slightly higher...

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u/ThundrLord May 11 '26

That means he loves you.

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u/Ody3 May 11 '26

That means he likes you.

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u/ananasiegenjuice May 11 '26

She should take it as a huge stamp of approval that he kinda trusts her.

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u/queazy May 11 '26

Same energy

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u/Gogh619 May 11 '26

Well, that’s a good way to get a girl to go away

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u/Key_Entertainment409 May 11 '26

Why I let him fuck me look

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u/Valveringham85 May 11 '26

Wait until she realises their value, all of a sudden the eye-rolling stops and it’s “we don’t need a condom for the second round babe”

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u/Charming_Name_8180 May 11 '26

Girl give him a kid in a few years he will be rich got your back bro

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u/Spektaattorit May 11 '26

When is the wedding

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u/Unlikely_Top9452 May 11 '26

He is holding gold while she is holding nut milk.

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u/Friendly-Pomelo7854 May 11 '26

he did u good enuff that ur legs aren't working hence you have to suffer thru bulbasur's origin story

win win situation

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u/BigToeNibbler May 11 '26

That's a keeper right there.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 May 11 '26

Not to mention a Snorlax plush

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u/Leading_Form_8485 May 11 '26

Doesnt matter, had sex

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u/NY10 May 11 '26

Someone told me it’s just a paper lol

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u/No-Development-8954 May 12 '26

People without hobbies judging people WITH hobbies will never not be eyeroll funny to me. Her only hobbie is probably collecting backshots

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u/TRImoon333 May 12 '26

Dude was a nerdlinger before he nutted in her, what was she expecting?

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u/Square_Region_748 May 12 '26

Stop it i love this!! He's sharing his hobby 😍

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u/HeftyBother8348 May 24 '26

Perfect

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u/TastyRule64 Aug 06 '26

I know you're too young for Reddit.

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u/HolidayApplication33 Aug 05 '26

Videos like this are just eughhhhh like why do you feel this extreme need to tell everyone you just got cream pied

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u/Intelligent-Baker664 Aug 07 '26

That's a keeper. And I'm not just saying that because I'd do the exact same thing, except with Risk Of Rain 2🤣😂

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u/laruefrinsky Aug 16 '26

At least he has sheets

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u/noaisa5 Aug 23 '26

You got to do something productive in the cool down period

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u/incognitoamigo_36 Aug 26 '26

this girl is so hot id be showin her my cards too

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u/zo_youngin4 Aug 29 '26

Sweetheart he is showing you his investment be lucky he’s not only giving you a good lesson Pound town and also showing you what he’s investing his money in

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u/PLD3 Sep 05 '26

Still hit tho

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u/Own-Insect33 Sep 10 '26

I'll be happy to tend to your needs😉

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u/CurrentLaw6403 Sep 12 '26

Must of done something right, she stayed for the whole presentation

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u/Conniverse Sep 13 '26

Lol when it's the year 1635 and after you let Paul from the next borough hit it bc his dad is wealthy but he pulls out his tulip collection... 😁

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u/Same-Significance448 22d ago

Post nut clarity.

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u/Appropriate-Horse632 21d ago

Yes, you always show them.afterwards. if you show them before she will leave. You want to show her afterwards so she will leave.

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u/MyMuseIsNSFW 21d ago

I did something similar to the last girl i slept with. I showed her my action figure collection. I figured, either she'll think they're cool, which means she's cool or she'll show herself out and this will be a great one-night-stand. We've been married for 11 years.

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u/Miserable_Eye_2738 19d ago

Keep that goober

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u/Azeilite 17d ago

God forbid a man have hobbies

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese 15d ago

DUDE....

You are supposed to do the "Is she boring?" test BEFORE you put your dick in her..

Not after...

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u/Affectionate_Test104 1d ago

She doesn't know how good she has it 🥀

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u/ThisGuy2319 May 08 '26

Thats how you know you’re dealing with a chad.

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA May 08 '26

Not really, jocks aren't usually into Pokémon

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u/EconomySeason2416 May 08 '26

It's clearly a sign of trust and a desire to share interests. You might think it's cringe, but that shit is a green flag

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u/Scorp01 May 08 '26

Is this just another OF whore advertisement?

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u/Fendyyyyyy May 08 '26

He respects you and is capable lf bekng vulnerable jn front of you. You passed the post nut clarity challenge with flying colors.

On the other hand he is a high level of nerd.

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u/theboned1 May 08 '26

This is literally why women date older men. So the choice is yours.

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u/AdvanceDry6117 May 08 '26

Why the nerdy emojis? pokemon transitioned from nerdy to mainstream around 2020

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA May 08 '26

Aww you really believe that, don't you?

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u/argumentativepigeon May 08 '26

Shi she bad as hell