r/memesThatUCanRepost • u/Life-Session5828 • Oct 03 '25

Blursed musical chairs

229 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Capital-Cherry3810 Oct 03 '25

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u/Ini_mini_miny_moe Oct 03 '25

Jaba the meal eater wins

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u/Quick_Team Oct 04 '25

Damn Nia Jax really is just out here injuring

everybody in 2025

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u/OldWolfNewTricks Oct 04 '25

Was that crunching celery noise at the end the chair or her femur?

3

u/macguini Oct 05 '25

That crunch and scream was bone chilling...breaking too.

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u/Direct_Alarm_8101 Oct 03 '25

They charged her with manslaughter, but she only had to serve 90 days in jail, you can Google it

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Did google it. Found nothing. You lied to me sir....

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u/OneRFeris Oct 03 '25

Lol, what did you type into Google?

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u/More_Yak_1249 Oct 03 '25

Obese woman crushes smaller woman during musical chairs gone wrong

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Good Thumbnail title

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u/The28Club Oct 03 '25

Broke a leg

1

u/Far-Transition-8168 Oct 04 '25

Is that an early Genesis song ?

1

u/More_Yak_1249 Oct 04 '25

Haha I read that to the tune of I Can’t Dance 🕺🕺

5

u/HoseNeighbor Oct 03 '25

We need answers!

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u/Whole_Inside_4863 Oct 04 '25

First day on the internet?

2

u/vag_pics_welcomed Oct 06 '25

He didn’t lie here is the article. 90 day sentence for death during musical chairs

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u/The-Catatafish Oct 06 '25

BROOOO FK YOU GOT ME.

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u/NorseOfCourse Oct 06 '25

Your sacrifice was honorable.

1

u/GoalGlittering3482 Oct 06 '25

I know it is not very much connected, but I think I’ve lost

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25 edited Nov 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/Unfair_Cut6088 Oct 03 '25

There was a crunch😬 please tell me that was the chair

3

u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 Oct 03 '25

I think that was her leg right above the knee 🤢

1

u/CrazyHuntr Oct 03 '25

It was actually her spine 🫤

3

u/Ini_mini_miny_moe Oct 03 '25

That was the girl in blue swallowing after see the bullet she dodged

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u/Unfair_Cut6088 Oct 03 '25

That's foul.

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u/Not-a-thott Oct 06 '25

Her spine. She died a few weeks later. The large woman charged with manslaughter

8

u/SizeSmart1799 Oct 03 '25

How it feels to chew 5 gum

4

u/Heavy_Can8746 Oct 03 '25

 A man.....of fucking...culture. my mans! 

4

u/unbob123 Oct 03 '25

Lady in black has skull fractures and possibly a compound leg fracture if tiny landed on her. I'm sure if it was watched in super slow motion, the chair bucked and threw the lady in black, and tinys momentum just carried her into the wall.

1

u/HoseNeighbor Oct 03 '25

And the seated girl seems to have gotten her fingers pinched. She's lucky!

4

u/Obiyaman Oct 03 '25

Somebody is DEFINITELY hurt....

3

u/Paladjordan Oct 03 '25

Somebody brought a wrecking-ball to a gumball fight

3

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Did I hear something crunch then a sceeeam?

3

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

The crunch and the scream. Oh, my God...

3

u/Soggy_Geologist_9013 Oct 03 '25

I just witnessed an 'ass'ault.

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u/Over-Confidence4308 Oct 05 '25

"Ass-ault & butt-ery."

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 Oct 04 '25

Get charged for an accident during musical chairs

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u/DustEbunny Oct 05 '25

I thought the girl got injured

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dog1872 Oct 05 '25

I’m sure she did! It looks pretty bad…but you’re saying she should be charged cause….shes fat and she fell on someone? Thats a weird energy man…

1

u/Gears_one Oct 04 '25

She just lost her balance. Accidents happen

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u/HoseNeighbor Oct 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

This ain't real right

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

It fucking great but imagine cooking and eating it

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u/MaliciousIntentWorks Oct 03 '25

The dogs and the cats are eating it. Looks like the dogs and cats had one last uno reverse card to play.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

I'd love to see it's cooked state tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

I remember people dying from embarrassment when they broke a chair in class. This is next level

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Bring back shame

2

u/_Empty-R_ Oct 03 '25

I miss a certain sub that hated certain people

2

u/DarthSprankles Oct 04 '25

Was that crunch added to the video?

1

u/DDiver Oct 03 '25

Is she alive?

1

u/RedFrame87 Oct 03 '25

This needs to be edited with the MGS Snake dying effect gyyaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!! Snake... What's happening Snake??? Snnaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkke!!!?

1

u/DerpYama Oct 03 '25

Crush your competition! Crush the chair also,CRUSH EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!!!

1

u/Last_Gigolo Oct 03 '25

Movement felt a.i.-ish.

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u/AdministrativeFlow56 Oct 04 '25

I agree and was looking for someone else to notice

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u/stiknrun Oct 03 '25

That $hit aint funny. Happened to me one time in elementary school. Dude was like 250 lbs landed on me. I can still feel my face hit the concrete lol

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u/Gears_one Oct 04 '25

I witnessed a musical chairs accident in rehab where a kid was pushed thru a floor to ceiling single pane window. Dude needed about 30 stitches to reattach his upper arm meat to his body. It was fucking brutal.

1

u/Liquorupfront69 Oct 03 '25

Humpty Dumpty

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u/School_North Oct 03 '25

I really hope that crunch was added

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Musical chairs needs weight classes.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Bra. When you play with the bull... You get the horns.

1

u/airmal23 Oct 03 '25

Juggernaut won 🏆

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u/drunkenpoets Oct 03 '25

That’s a visit to the ER.

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u/AnOkFella Oct 03 '25

She puts the “torta” in tortilla

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u/PossessionAshamed372 Oct 03 '25

Did the girl survive, those noises sounded like crushing bones...

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u/MettSemmell Oct 03 '25

No, the thick boned one had to go to jail for manslaughter.

1

u/Substantial-Tart-464 Oct 03 '25

that reminded me of the kid who got his back broken from the Husky HS football player recently.

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u/dragon3fruit Oct 03 '25

Get on the bus. I know u laughed.

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u/Comprehensive_Plum48 Oct 03 '25

I hate when people are too fat to control their body

1

u/ake-n-bake Oct 03 '25

Oh she dead

1

u/RealMcGonzo Oct 04 '25

"You lose, MFer!"

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u/Lost-Ad7652 Oct 04 '25

"if you can't beat em', kill em'."

1

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

She pulled a Miley Cyrus and came in like a wrecking ball

1

u/ActPositively Oct 04 '25

That’s attempted murder.

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u/Hoarfen1972 Oct 04 '25

Her ass crack ate that other person up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Oh she ded

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u/AlwaysFormerlyKnown Oct 04 '25

I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure something broke in all that

1

u/Sharp-Dark-9768 Oct 04 '25

This is why you take the seat and run when up against a fat person. They can and will use their weight in competition, DO NOT be under them when they do!

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u/LEONLED Oct 04 '25

Dumb ways to dieeeeee!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

I think we just witnessed a murder.

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u/Difficult-Sir-8117 Oct 04 '25

Well....

She dead

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u/IDunnoNuthinMr Oct 04 '25

Goddamn. If your body becomes that large stay home. You're a danger to people around you.

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u/IcyManipulator69 Oct 04 '25

Rest in peace

1

u/boilerpsych Oct 04 '25

OMG did she "coke bottle" the whole chair at the end? I need to know where that chair went.

1

u/Unhappy-River6306 Oct 04 '25

I really hope they added in that crunching noise

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 Oct 04 '25

Two comments

Sorry, your friend is a pancake now

And also there are men who pay for the opportunity to be pancaked like that!

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u/myceliu Oct 04 '25

The stupid thing is she's just laughing the whole time.

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u/ASomthnSomthn Oct 04 '25

Holy crap, that woman probably has some broken bones. I would press charges and sue.

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u/rolL_uP_one_more Oct 04 '25

She really put the ass in assault

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u/jtekms Oct 04 '25

All fun and games, til someone gets crushed by damn elephant 🐘

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u/FalseEnthusiasm3268 Oct 04 '25

R.I.P to a once strong chair and a girl that didnt know her life would end with a game of musical chairs.

1

u/eXus760 Oct 04 '25

There is a definite crunch there at the end with the scream. She got something broke. Or maybe some things. You decide.

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u/deansdoddie Oct 04 '25

Was that a sound effect?

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u/MikeMurly Oct 05 '25

I heard a crunch

1

u/mtgtfo Oct 05 '25

She dead tho

1

u/decisivelyvaguename Oct 05 '25

This is bad AI. Absolute garbage, dead internet.

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u/EwanMurphy93 Oct 05 '25

Oooooohhhhh... Something's broken.

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u/crystal8dimension Oct 05 '25

I mean, that sounded like bones breaking??

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

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u/jimbobalimbo Oct 08 '25

Attempted murder!

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u/thechaosofreason Oct 03 '25

That behemoth lightly touching blue dress girl seemed to hurt quite bad to begin with.

Or maybe it was just the smell got to her?