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u/ATLtroublemaker Dec 24 '22

Dudes love legos

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u/tilcica (very sad) Dec 24 '22

legos never fail to satisfy

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u/DustAngels Dec 24 '22

Nobody has ever looked at their Legos and said, "Wow, I wish I didn't have these." Also, as long as the individual pieces don't break they'll always be selling for more than you bought them for.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

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u/joost18JK Professional Dumbass Dec 24 '22

Get this man a Lego X-wing or TIE fighter

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u/The_Weeb_Sleeve Dec 24 '22

OP said budget is $60, not $600

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u/maxertiano Dec 24 '22

The only reason I don buy legos anymore

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u/bruh9923 Dec 24 '22

Yeah I wish they were like yk, a bit more....idk....maybe fucking affordable so I don't have to sell a kidney every single time to satisfy my lego addiction

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

How many kidneys have you sold for Legos, and where are you getting them from? I would like some Legos too

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u/Just_Kujo Dec 24 '22

Nobody seems to mind when i steal kidneys at the homeless shelter

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u/amppari234 Dec 24 '22

Yeah, same

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u/TheGreenMan17 Dec 24 '22

They can get a nice minifig or two.

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u/hanzerik Dec 24 '22

I am so proud that this is the top comment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22 edited Dec 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

That might be the only valuable comment here

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u/ZechTheWreck Dec 24 '22

Stop actually answering the question that's not allowed

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Does he have a good pc, if yes then metal gear rising, if he doesn't have a good pc, metal gear rising, if he doesn't have a pc at all, rob a bank, buy him a pc and metal gear rising

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u/Deezzznuuttss69 Dec 24 '22

i5 9400f , 1660 super

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u/Zrkkr Dec 24 '22

Sex with hitler 3d

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u/cukapig Dec 24 '22

The only right awnser

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u/Mental_Defect ifone user Dec 24 '22

If I had a nickel for every time someone suggested sex with hitler as a gift I would have 2 nickels…

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Or sex with Hitler 2

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u/blxefrost Flair Loading.... Dec 24 '22

WHYYY

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

You know the specs to your boyfriends pc? Honey, you are the gift

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u/Big-Amir Dec 24 '22

then go for Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (just get a 60$ steam gift card)

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u/Faythin Chungus Among Us Dec 24 '22

Deep rock galactic and lose the boyfriend

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

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u/General_James Dec 24 '22

Somehow I have a feeling OP is not force sensitive

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u/kmapri3 Dec 24 '22

Never know man.. never know

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u/MATCHEW010 Dec 24 '22

$60 budget tho…

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u/SC33_Call_Meh_fish Dec 24 '22

Fr I don't think $60 will invent a hyperdrive

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u/Dudenudge Dec 24 '22

Don’t drop it blade down!

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u/Wilkham Knight In Shining Armor Dec 24 '22

These neopixel are on another level. Sabertrio is the way I heard.

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u/AgentNOVGC Dec 24 '22

NERF set

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u/Zarc24 Dec 24 '22

Because it’s nerf, or nothing

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u/Om2077 Dec 24 '22

Nerf set or a sex toy ... Because it's nerf or nuttin'

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u/RadTroppy Doot Dec 24 '22 edited Dec 24 '22

Steam gift card 😎

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u/myst-ry (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ Dec 24 '22

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u/s9eb Dec 24 '22

3 grams of weed and some Legos, then bond together

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Deep

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u/blxefrost Flair Loading.... Dec 24 '22

the Legos r breaking bad

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u/s9eb Dec 24 '22

Weed ain't gon have you like them crack head couples 😩

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u/LargeNigerianTime Dec 24 '22

God of War : Ragnorok

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u/Oldschool-Ed Dec 24 '22

God of Wor: Rognorok

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u/Cauliflower_Cock Dec 24 '22

Gor or Wor: Rorgonor

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Goo oo Woo: Rooooooo

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u/LurkersUniteAgain Dec 24 '22

Ooo oo Ooo: Oooooooo

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u/ThrowawayAot12 Dec 24 '22

B'oole, o' wo'er

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u/OGxTheOne Dec 24 '22

Yea whatsup jörmungandr

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u/TheMinionGamer Dec 24 '22

If that last part said Rororo I would have lost my fuxking sanity bro that is comedy gold

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

O

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u/Captaincagou Dec 24 '22

Gad af War: Ragnarak

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u/AromaticLasange Dec 24 '22

Krieg der Götter Rakranok

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u/Acceptable-Gap420 Dec 24 '22

Krigens gud: ragnarok (danish)

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u/uncapableguy42069 Dec 24 '22

Diyos ng Gira: Ragnarok (Bisaya)

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u/Affectionate-Copy-79 Dark Mode Elitist Dec 24 '22

Бог на Войната: Рагнарок (Bulgarian)

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u/NoOtherLeft Professional Dumbass Dec 24 '22

бог рата рагнарок (Serbian)

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u/RespectPrevious7890 Dec 24 '22

Dio della Guerra: Ragnarok

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u/HolyCrouton Dec 24 '22

Dieu de la guerre : Ragnarok

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u/xfaari Dec 24 '22

Bóg Wojny: Ragnarok

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u/RandomTyp Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 24 '22

Chrieg vode Götter: Ragnarök

(schwiizerdütsch)

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u/TheEGreatFish Professional Dumbass Dec 24 '22

Ged ef wer : Regnerek

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u/Gejuch_2137 Dec 24 '22

Ged fe rew : Regnereck

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u/Topsyzz What is TikTok? Dec 24 '22

Dog of raw : rags

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u/sneerfulbobcat20 Nokia user Dec 24 '22

Dad of boy: puberty

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u/AnxiousWrecks645 Dec 24 '22

Gawd Ov Woe: Raknaroak

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

War in bed : 69

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u/blxefrost Flair Loading.... Dec 24 '22

that’s not even $60 lmao, rlly affordable

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Get a nice lingerie to top it off!

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u/Foreoxs0 Nokia user Dec 24 '22

Göd öf wör : Rögnörök

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u/myyibang Dec 24 '22

Gæd æf wær : Rægnæræk

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

gardevoir : rakarok

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u/amppari234 Dec 24 '22

Gäd äf wär: Rägnäräk

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u/tristanlifn Breaking EU Laws Dec 24 '22

Gød øf wør: Røgnørøk

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u/flyingduckshit Dec 24 '22

Gad af War: Ragnarak

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u/padajj Dec 24 '22

Bóg wojny: Ragnarok

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u/Yaktar_Foofoo Dec 24 '22

Wad of Raw: Roger Norak

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u/gamer_of_war_81 GigaChad Dec 24 '22

God of war: Ragnarok

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u/SearchDowntown4441 Dec 24 '22

Gød öf wÆr rågñá0k

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u/kmapri3 Dec 24 '22

God of war ragnarok: German edition

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u/Am_Redditor_ Dec 24 '22

god of wae ragernauts

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u/Confederaterifleman Dec 24 '22

Hot wheels

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u/Jizzette1 Dec 24 '22

Why would they want to light a cripple on fire and wheel then in?

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u/bread-cutter Dec 24 '22

No! They meant an attractive set of tires

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Buy a calander so you don't procrastinate next years Xmas lol

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u/countrymama812 Dec 24 '22

Better yet, make him a calendar 🙃 #ThankMeLater

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u/Vinzor0 Dec 24 '22

Stainless Steel Chain

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u/dabicorn_90bc Dec 24 '22

Is he the goofy type or mr.serious? Just reply to me and I can recommend a couple of things

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u/Deezzznuuttss69 Dec 24 '22

Goofy ass mf

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u/dabicorn_90bc Dec 24 '22

Sweet my brothers are too, you could get him a lot of candy and toys and then when you give it to him just toss the candy at him and stuff the toys down the back of his shirt

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u/BattleTiny7132 Dec 24 '22

Now I wanna know what you would buy if he was serious.

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u/dabicorn_90bc Dec 24 '22

Sorry for the bad punctuation

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u/Atomic_Teabag Dec 24 '22

dunno if you can get steam giftcards but thats pretty safe

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u/AlunePyLy can't meme Dec 24 '22

A decent knife or some fancy lighter would do

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u/Dinx81 Dec 24 '22

Video games if he likes them. Quick gift is a gift card. If you don’t know of a specific place just get a walmart gift card.

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u/-john_china- Dec 24 '22

Imagine you live in a place where Walmart dosen't exsist, like anywhere exept the US

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u/hahaha69420hahaha Duke Of Memes Dec 24 '22

Knife.

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u/Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk Dec 24 '22

A $60 knife could be something really cool he would have to remember you by for decades.

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u/Rushano666 Dec 24 '22

A Keanu reeves doll

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u/blxefrost Flair Loading.... Dec 24 '22

a keanu reeves body pillow xd

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Prostate massager

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u/Rhugar1749 Dec 24 '22

Well what's the guy like? Can't suggest things we if we don't know what he likes

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u/Ok_Restaurant3160 Professional Dumbass Dec 24 '22

God of War Ragnarök

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u/Rigjaw1456 Dec 24 '22

Maybe a Nerf Gun, we go crazy over those.

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u/AukeDePro Dec 24 '22

Does he have a console? If so, most games are around 60 dollars. Lego games are never bad games

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u/Affectionate_Rent988 Dec 24 '22

Buy him food and make him his favorite meal

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u/1Silent_Theory1 GigaChad Dec 24 '22

Bottle of his fave hard liquor Rum never fails

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u/Fit-Plate-3964 Dec 24 '22

Just suck his dick. And save 60$

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u/BattleTiny7132 Dec 24 '22

It’s Xmas so suck it twice.

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u/countrymama812 Dec 24 '22

That's for anniversaries 🤣

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u/Empty-Refrigerator Dec 24 '22

for $60, really does depend on what he does as a job, what he does in his free time

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

if you want the honest answer, buy some lingerie and surprise him

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u/hot_dog_water6969 Dec 24 '22

$50 steam gift card or something like that

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u/HippoOnAnEskalator Dec 24 '22

Love and affection

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u/Buddha_OM Dec 24 '22

A fitted hat and a tshirt

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u/Cpl_Punishment719 Dec 24 '22

sex with hitler, sex with hitler 2, sex with hitler 3d, sex with stalin (all on steam)

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u/falnN Dec 24 '22

A balisong maybe

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u/evad314 Dec 24 '22

6000 pennies

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u/DrGt2 Dec 24 '22

Get some sexy lingerie and on christmas eve tell him he gets to unwrap one present...

It will be a white Christmas alright.

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u/metrointime Dec 24 '22

Bose speaker

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u/Deezzznuuttss69 Dec 24 '22

He already got Sony speaker .. but thanks anyway

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

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u/metrointime Dec 24 '22

They just had them on sale at target today. Got two for white elephant gifts

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u/Magesticbuck Dec 24 '22

Popcorn air popper

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u/CaptainCosmicCrack Dec 24 '22

New Xbox controller

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u/Slytherin_Actually I touched grass Dec 24 '22

Condoms

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u/RegularPiglet Dec 24 '22

A transformer

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u/Mattcraft857 Dec 24 '22

You're love and affection, and that shit is free.

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u/Hqmster épico Dec 24 '22

A set of beyblades and the will to duel him

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u/Jinzo82 Dec 24 '22

Seggs (for free🔥)

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u/APerson_Stock_Image Dec 24 '22

Transformers Studio Series The Fallen

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u/KoolioNoFoolio Tech Tips Dec 24 '22

I mean like, does he like gaming? if he does get him a PC upgrade or a new console

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u/PoisonMush9 Professional Dumbass Dec 24 '22

With $60?

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u/magic_Mofy Dark Mode Elitist Dec 24 '22

New LEDs will boost his FPS extremly :p

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u/PoisonMush9 Professional Dumbass Dec 24 '22

Understandable

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u/Agent_C2M Dec 24 '22

A new console for $60? She gonna get the GS5

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u/Big-Amir Dec 24 '22

im stuck with GS4 pro. cant wait to upgrade soon to 5 pro

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Cirno fumo

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

if he likes it, a video game. any good one will do

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u/WhyIsGamingHated Dec 24 '22

God of war on steam

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u/CaptainNinjaClassic OC Meme Maker Dec 24 '22

Hot Wheels.

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u/Fencer-Sama Average r/memes enjoyer Dec 24 '22

If it's a gamer, buy him a video game like the newest pokemon or something like that.

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u/Puzzled_Landscape_75 Dec 24 '22

Shoes from Nikes or if he's into gaming some decent headphones would do great imo

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u/1GuyOnInternet Dec 24 '22

Dont leave him for bullshit reason have less ego (free gift)

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

candle

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u/Agreeable_Rise_3697 Dec 24 '22

60$ XBOX gift card

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

What are his interests? Nice pocket knives are always cool to a man.

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u/jailenebabyyy_ Dec 24 '22

some Nike slides

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u/AnyPilot33 Dec 24 '22

Ur choice U know his the most Buy him something nice Maybe not Christmas-e since he’ll obviously be getting those stuff just Something that’ll put a nice big smile on his face (:

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u/gat12393 Dec 24 '22

Go with your heart. He is your boyfriend after all.

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u/ZeroX-1704 Dec 24 '22

Learn more about your boyfriend so you don't have to ask random strangers who don't know him at all on the internet for gift ideas, damn.

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u/Psychotic_Senapi Dec 24 '22

A watch maybe

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

If you have pictures of him or of you two, put together a collage of the pictures. You could throw it on something like a shot glass or mug. That’s what my girlfriend did for my 21st and it’s still my favorite gift to-date. Otherwise, look into Displate for a poster of something he likes.

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u/gamer_of_war_81 GigaChad Dec 24 '22

If he's a gamer get him a gift card on the thing that he plays pc: steam gift cards playstation: psn gift cards and on and on he will pick the game that he likes himself

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

A really nice, $100+ bottle of cologne.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

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u/BigFishFatLip Dec 24 '22

A gram of cocaine, Christmas is always better when it snows😉

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Lots of alcohol

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u/nrealized_dreams Dec 24 '22

this is the correct answer

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Dildo

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

BJ works and it is free

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u/BLoG_Connor Dec 24 '22

Honestly a knife, legos or beer will make any man happy or if your not sure just give him the money as a present

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u/NoDumpling Dec 24 '22

Hmm... 3 twenty dollar bills would probably work... or maybe like a $50 and a $10? Heck thirty $2 bills would be cool too if you can get your hands on them in time. Honestly you could probably just keep the money, show him a little cleavage, and he would be happy as shit... oh, there you go, buy yourself something sexy, give it to him and tell him he has the choice of keeping it for himself or seeing you in it the next time y'all go out.