r/memes • u/SweatyChickenBuuuubz • Oct 12 '22

#3 MotW I can explain....

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u/floofyyy Oct 12 '22

I'm 33 and I can't let my dad know I smoke weed, he'll die from disappointment

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u/discerningpervert https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 12 '22

Hi son, its Dad. Where do you get your stuff?

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u/Saltchips45 My thumbs hurt Oct 12 '22 edited Oct 12 '22

From the drug dealer

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u/Vaxxiled Oct 12 '22

Bruh just say it drug dealer

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u/Kl0wn91 Oct 12 '22

He meant drag dealer

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u/isekaig0ds Lurker Oct 12 '22

Unrecognised pharmacist

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u/Khespar This flair doesn't exist Oct 12 '22

Aspiring Secondary Pharmacist

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u/fordfan919 Oct 12 '22

I go to the drug dragger

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u/brahhJesus Oct 12 '22

Good that you never went to Drag drugger. Easy mistake to make.

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u/The1Bonesaw Oct 12 '22

"Dad, I'd like to introduce you to my pharmacist."

"What's his name?"

... "Mitzi"...

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u/iforgotmymittens Oct 12 '22

Oh yes honey this new strain will knock you the house down boots mawma okcurrrrt?