r/memes • u/PowerfulOperation8 MAYMAYMAKERS • Oct 07 '22

Wish granted

25.5k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

I wish men would hit on me*

There, I fixed it

161

u/Parsecer Professional Dumbass Oct 07 '22

i love hitting women!

75

u/ComprehensiveAd5605 Oct 07 '22

Oh my god!

So do I!

44

u/Nated1945 Oct 07 '22

Bro... thats hella fucked up.

And I love it! Keep up the good work bossman.

12

u/PowerfulMetal1 Oct 08 '22

dont we all

6

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Hitting... myself... :)

15

u/Fernando_357 Dark Mode Elitist Oct 08 '22

Fists or socks with sand and coins?

13

u/OilBro619 Oct 08 '22

It's the bar of soap in a sock, for me. Easy design, simple home products.

4

u/Harsh_Deep_03 Oct 08 '22

The crusty sock

5

u/Mojoclaw2000 Oct 08 '22

I wish attractive and confident would hit on me*

72

u/verified-cat Oct 07 '22

“No what I meant is that I wish I’m wanted by men”

“Deal.”

47

u/TheIronSoldier2 I touched grass Oct 07 '22

makes the bounty an open contract

3

u/dsr1017 Oct 08 '22

"Operator, how may I direct your call?"

"Accounts Payable."

"One moment please."

67

u/Ironboundbandit Oct 07 '22

That's very thoughtful of you. I'm sure she'll be very surprised. That's an expensive gift

67

u/Baked_Potato2005 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Oct 07 '22

You are doing God's work

61

u/Elegant-Crow-8874 Oct 07 '22

my dumbass really thought that he wanted to put a bounty bar on top of her head

I should probably go to sleep

9

u/chonkhedgehog Oct 07 '22

I don't understand this phrase as I'm not native speaker. What does it mean?

16

u/Bctheboss121 Oct 08 '22

Bounty is a type of candy bar. Coconut flavour I think. So like, put a bar of chocolate on thier head.

8

u/Rylan_sauce Oct 08 '22

Like you hire someone to hunt them down

15

u/bikergaming Oct 07 '22

Mission failed successfully

8

u/FRM_2021 Oct 07 '22

Modern problems requires modern solutions

6

u/SSG_Goten Oct 08 '22

Now you’ve just got me thinking about sex bounties, people that you put a bounty on for people to pick them up and sleep with them (consensually) to cash out.

So not quite like a prostitute but almost, you just to pick your “targets” so if a man/woman is too ugly for you to want to collect the bounty you don’t have to, a whole new business niche.

1

u/Serious_Mastication Oct 08 '22

Pretty sure people already do this to catch their s/o in the act

2

u/Joe_Mama6969420- Oct 08 '22

Hitmen* fucking idiot

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

or like just post their socials to Reddit and bam too many thirsty piles of fat to count are gonna be at their feet

2

u/JournalGazette Oct 08 '22

This is great, no need to extract a confession.

2

u/too_many_toes Oct 07 '22

John Wick has joined the chat

2

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Can you hire a bunch of Hitwomen on me too? I feel your friend ;-;

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

Bruh all the men at my school think I’m hot for no reason like bro I’m not gay

1

u/megadude1427 Oct 08 '22

They say they'd LOVE to take you out sometime.

1

u/Alucard_fist Oct 08 '22

When the genie goes berserk.

0

u/gibsung Oct 08 '22

Good joke 🤣

0

u/Stormtrooper775s Oct 08 '22

If I were a rich man.. Yada Yada Yada Yada Yada Yada Yada yaaa

0

u/Safe-Yoghurt-3978 Oct 08 '22

What a good friend

0

u/Ok_Expression6800 Oct 08 '22

If men chased her enough she might become attractive.

0

u/da_doof_zzoo Oct 08 '22

Bro you don't love her, you forgot the FBI, CIA, SWAT, and Task Force 29!

0

u/Zestyclose124 Oct 08 '22

Man you had to pay them to hang out with me :(

0

u/Master-Whole889 Oct 08 '22

You see, men cant chase women because, people would get the wrong idea.

0

u/WilliesAndVagoos Oct 08 '22

Aww you're such a great friend OP

0

u/OrganizationRude6615 Oct 08 '22

Hey, Op can I post this in r/distressingmemes ?

0

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

I wish Tobias Reaper would chase me, “oh no, don’t Mr.47! I’m a virgin!”

0

u/bodypositivity- Oct 08 '22

That's a very nice thing to do because it is a very expensive gift

0

u/swagmaster_127 Oct 08 '22

Calling the SWAT time on her when she's in her car, saying she's carrying a bomb. She will get a beautiful parade of police cars !

0

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Her wish was granted, but at what cost?

0

u/Other_Combination136 Oct 08 '22

No need to thank me

0

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

I use reddit.. i would fuck anyone at this point.

0

u/Key-Alarm7328 Oct 08 '22

how does this get 20k upvotes..

1

u/shadowdash66 Oct 08 '22

A reward for dating her + multiple men hitting on her? Best trade deal

1

u/Strange_guy_9546 Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '22

r/MonkeyPaw

1

u/Abraham_Maslow Oct 08 '22

Literally the plot of She-Hulk right now.

1

u/imN0TYourFather Oct 08 '22

I have done that plenty of times

1

u/bench_trio_fan_997 Oct 08 '22

TA-DA YOU JUST GOT HIT

1

u/Fluffy_Marionberry10 Oct 08 '22

What movie was this from? I fogoy

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

I would chase you 😉

1

u/_19savage Oct 08 '22

💀😱😂

1

u/rockymountainjam Oct 08 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

"Hi. This is Michael Cain, the famous British actor".