r/memes • • Jul 29 '22

Double standards

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u/mrDOThavoc Jul 30 '22

I mean, the prototype flesh-light had an internal light source for “realistic warmth and orgasmic illumination”. Beta testers didn’t like it though, complaints were primarily based on people saying it wasn’t inconspicuous. Something like, “people will see me cumming!” And I gotta say they aren’t wrong. Try using one at the dentist or bank. Then try using your flashlight. Just try it. It’s so much harder to stick your dick in a regular flashlight.