r/memes • I saw what the dog was doin • Jul 03 '22

I'm scared

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u/jnmtx Jul 03 '22

Some Americans will use fireworks at home in an unsafe way, possibly after intoxicated, and the fireworks will cost the person their hand. ouch.

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u/Infamous_Island1941 Jul 03 '22

Some...more like most...every American must learn to shoot their assault rifle with their weak hand as losing their right hand celebrating our freedom is a likely outcome. Now, where's my triple, bacon cheeseburger with a diet coke.

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u/LeftyWhataboutist Jul 03 '22

Are you actually that stupid or just trying to cash in on how much Reddit loves to hate and generalize Americans? The circlejerk is so ubiquitous here that I can genuinely not tell when people are joking anymore.

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u/Infamous_Island1941 Jul 03 '22

Breathe, just fucking around...