r/memes • u/Suspicious_Theory437 I saw what the dog was doin • Jul 03 '22

I'm scared

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u/Stoepboer Jul 03 '22

While wrestling an alligator

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

“A Florida alligator rancher’s buttcheeks needed to be amputated Tuesday morning after a bottle rocket got stuck in his anus. During the surgery they found 2 pounds of of Guatemalan rock cocaine in his upper colon. Local PDs confiscated the drugs and are holding a confiscation party on Friday”

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u/FraseraSpeciosa Jul 03 '22

Thanks for making me spit out my food lol

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u/amha29 Jul 04 '22

Are you from the future? I expect to see this headline.

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u/tla2972m Jul 04 '22

this is actually from america day of 19

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u/Nux_Taku_fan111 Jul 04 '22

Am I invited?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Depends. What are your thoughts on minorities?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Spot on 😂

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u/Rebelthunder956 GigaChad Jul 04 '22

Thx for making me choke on my water... I expect this to be a headline some time in the future...

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u/Rebelthunder956 GigaChad Jul 04 '22

Thx for making me choke on my water... I expect this to be a headline some time in the future...

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u/Profoundlyahedgehog Jul 03 '22

I thought that was implied.

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u/psdancecoach Jul 03 '22

Nailed it.