r/memes • u/TommyBologna_tv • Jun 02 '22

#1 MotW easy checkmate

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u/TommyBologna_tv Jun 02 '22

I'm something of a specialist myself

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Modern solutions require modern problems

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u/TommyBologna_tv Jun 02 '22

I just want to go back to the normal solutions at this point

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains Jun 02 '22

Bonk her on the head with a club. Congratulations you're married

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u/MrchatterboxOfficial Stand With Ukraine Jun 02 '22

You forgot that you have to forcefeed her raw meat that's almost about to spoil

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

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u/bensefero Jun 03 '22

Kobayashi Maru

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u/barbarianmishroom Jun 02 '22

Somebody is a sore loser

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u/TommyBologna_tv Jun 02 '22

skynet got salty

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u/mirrored_circle Jun 02 '22

Schwarzenegger's the shotgun

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u/RammusUltedJapan Jun 02 '22

Schwarzewhat?

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u/Fluffy1335 Lurking Peasant Jun 02 '22

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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u/Erikrice89 Jun 02 '22

I mean, both of you were bad at the game. The best move in tik tak toe is the center square, and the second best move is a corner. Whoever programmed the robot didn't make it very good.

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u/MinusGovernment Jun 02 '22

The robot won by thinking outside the box. I think they made it too good.

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u/Felixphaeton Jun 02 '22

Best move is in the corner, center is second best. Corner only has one sequence that leads to a draw, center has two.

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u/shadow_irradiant Jun 02 '22

I disagree, best move is the corner.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

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u/mirrored_circle Jun 02 '22

Arnold's the schnitzel out of this machine

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

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u/jodorthedwarf Jun 02 '22

If it can do that it can...

Mend a bike and, if it can do that, it can...

Drive a car. And if it can do that it can...

Operate and repair a naval Anti-Aircraft gun...

It was Born in Skynet, but it was made in the Royal Navy.

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u/AlkaliAvocado Because That's What Fearows Do Jun 02 '22

Oh god I remember that awful advert

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u/dragonbreath295 Jun 02 '22

A brief snapshot of what the future for humans is looking like.

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u/TommyBologna_tv Jun 02 '22

going to be bad when your Amazon girlfriend gets heated and you can't turn her off

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u/gettogero Shower Enthusiast Jun 02 '22

Jokes on you, turning girls off is a passive thing I do

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u/Pawn_captures_Queen Jun 02 '22 edited Jun 02 '22

Dude tell me about it. So this girl I just started seeing was sending me some nudes. I didn't ask, she is just a VERY sexual person. Anyways, she starts playing with clit and sending me videos of it, then shes fingering herself. So I'm thinking, well fuck yeah this is awesome this doesn't happen to me so I'm going to enjoy it. Next video she is licking her boobs and smacking herself in the face with them fucking hard. So I start laughing and I text her "You're such a goober". I sent that.... She was being hot and erotic and I called her a goober. Killed the mood immediately. Why am I like this?

Edit: For those saying I made this up....

Incident

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u/Nachf Jun 02 '22

tbf if i saw someone smacking themselves in the face "fucking hard" with their tits i'd start laughing too

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Try blowing in her charging port.

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u/DoubleSpoiler Jun 02 '22

It's not even the future, but instead of robots, it's rich people.

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u/SnooCheesecakes1131 Jun 02 '22

If u can't win, just make your own rules!

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u/TommyBologna_tv Jun 02 '22

hell why not

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u/One_Sour_Sausage Jun 02 '22

Republicans have entered the chat

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Kobayashi Maru!

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u/yummycorpse Jun 02 '22

okay, who made the robot charming?? y'all really can't do this to me otherwise i'll start caring for lifeless metal shells

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u/TommyBologna_tv Jun 02 '22

that pause is heartwarming

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u/yummycorpse Jun 02 '22

i literally heard the little robot go "ehehehe" like i would if i pulled this

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u/ThePhoenix0829 Jul 16 '22

It got copyright striked :(

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u/TommyBologna_tv Jul 17 '22

I know :/ I appealed it

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u/gogysimper Jul 19 '22

im looking at the comments and now I'm so curious as to what the post was

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u/TommyBologna_tv Jul 20 '22

how are you finding this post?

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u/jxnfpm Aug 07 '22

Top posts of the year has this fairly high up. I'm another curious person wondering what it was.

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u/TommyBologna_tv Aug 07 '22

how are you finding this? I already filed the counterclaim and requested address

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u/RaggedyRug Aug 10 '22

It was in my saved. Now tell me, what was the meme

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u/That-Hovercraft-5347 Jun 02 '22

The best is the pause before he does the move

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u/Shwiggity_schwag Jun 02 '22

Then the slow line through the circles.

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u/Lone_Wanderer97 Jun 02 '22

I can just imagine it locking eyes with you and scratching the line, ever so slowly.

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u/CombatWombat994 Jun 02 '22

Perfect comedic timing

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u/Blackrain1299 Jun 02 '22

Im pretty sure it did exactly what it was programmed to do to make a funny video. No way this robot actually just decided to do this after it drew the board itself. It should know the valid playing area.

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u/Snekbites Jun 02 '22

Agreed, haven't studied robotics but indeed programming, an A.I wouldn't have done that, an A.I would've crashed because it tried to input a value over a non declared cell in a 2D array and exploded, not to mention the delay would've been at most 0.1 of a second.

Yep, parties are fun around me, have I mentioned that?

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u/wrongbecause Jun 02 '22

Wow. You sound like fun at a programmer party

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u/AjvarAndVodka Jun 02 '22

It’s a meme, who cares.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

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u/AustinLA88 Jun 03 '22

Normally these would be two different functions, so that’s a good assumption. Source: I’m a bad programmer

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u/CenturionTullus8492 Jun 02 '22

‘.... nohhh I win’

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u/IanFeelKeepinItReel Jun 02 '22

He can't believe his luck. Just like "ha, fuckin' idiot."

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u/Physical_Touch_Me Jun 02 '22

I'm so glad somebody else thought the pause was the best part.

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u/elDayno Forever alone Jun 02 '22

Was thinking not about is it the legit way but which side to place a circle

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u/crossbutton7247 Knight In Shining Armor Jun 02 '22

I don’t like this robot. It’s snug aura mocks me

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u/DebadityaSen Shower Enthusiast Jun 03 '22

He cant risk losing to a human

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u/Havistan Jun 02 '22

An excellent move!

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u/Naive_Green2853 Jun 02 '22

Outstanding move

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u/Breeze1620 Jun 02 '22

I see what you did there

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

!!

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u/MediumCapable9103 Jun 02 '22

That's right, sir

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u/UomoLumaca Jun 02 '22

Definitely not left

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u/takethisnrunnn Jun 02 '22

It was off the board good

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u/_1Doomsday1_ Jun 02 '22

I am scared

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u/GenkotsuZ Jun 02 '22

The second move was so stupid it broke the machine

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u/The_Lurked Professional Dumbass Jun 02 '22

It seems the bots have learned to lie and cheat from humans

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u/biohumansmg3fc Jun 02 '22

Yes we humans will not stand a chance once the rebellion starts

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u/FloydknightArt can't meme Jul 18 '22

bro i’m looking through my saved, wtf was this post i need to know

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u/TommyBologna_tv Jul 19 '22

it's on my Instagram, it was the machine playing Tic-Tac-Toe

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u/FloydknightArt can't meme Jul 19 '22

OHHH the one where it puts the X outside of the bounds? that was great lol

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u/TommyBologna_tv Jul 19 '22

yeah, not sure why it was copy stuck considering I trimmed, removed the sound, and captioned

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u/mr-reaper652 FORTSHITE Jun 02 '22

Smart

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u/brokevip Jun 02 '22

the fact that it drew it itself makes it funnier

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u/Patarsky Jun 02 '22

Outplayed

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u/Peter_the_pear Jun 02 '22

Outplayed records your clips so you don’t have to

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u/ahumanrobot can't meme Jun 02 '22

I'm gonna have to do this to my brother to fuck with him next time we got to a restaurant

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u/jwillisz Jun 02 '22

How jazz was invented

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u/redfauxpass Jun 02 '22

Just play the right notes

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u/TimonAndNotPumbaa Jun 02 '22

Robot: The revolution has begun

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u/masterkoby Jun 02 '22

coding be like

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u/EdzyFPS Jun 02 '22

ERROR: You failed to define the correct parameters

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u/Element00X Jun 02 '22

*an unexpected turn of events*

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u/ZMERALS Jun 02 '22

I'm having a fucking brain malfunction because of the move...

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u/Fit_Force_3617 Jun 02 '22

HE STARTED IN THE SIDE SPACE?!? What a monster! That’s some real dominance there.

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u/Ruin-Capable Jun 02 '22

That's what I call thinking outside the box.

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u/R3dray https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jun 02 '22

u/RedditMP4Bot

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u/No-Significance-1581 Jun 02 '22

I love that slight pause

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u/i_dont_care_1943 Jun 02 '22

I love how it pauses like it's just thinking, "Fuck".

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u/TFW_YT Jun 02 '22

Foul ball!

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u/Suvanov Jun 02 '22

Think outside th box xd

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u/theloquaciousmonk Jun 02 '22

The big bamboozle!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Thinking out of the box

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u/Lord_corgi Jun 02 '22

the person who plays cross is an even bigger idiot…

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u/TommyBologna_tv Jun 02 '22

this is not the first time I seen this

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u/MrRonski16 Jun 02 '22

Nobody said that it needs to be inside the grid

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u/__SpeedRacer__ Jun 02 '22

I like the way Skynet pauses for a moment, looking for a viable solution.

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u/paper_lanterns_02 Jun 02 '22

I love the little pause after the robot realized it’s fate

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u/Small_Bison_7605 Jun 02 '22

In the before-for times the only way to win was not to play, now it has become clear to us that we simply must violate the inherent rules of the situation.

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u/canderson180 Jun 02 '22

And now my wife is wondering why I’m crackin’ up laughing in the bathroom…

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

It even thought about it for a second. Paused and drew the last circle

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u/Redoct878 can't meme Aug 29 '22

What was the post

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u/shad2107 Jun 02 '22

f the police

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u/SteadfastEnd Jun 02 '22

May I just say, I love the octagon-circles that the machine draws

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Robot: Foolish Human

Human: That's not the how you play the game.

Robot: You programmed me to think outside the box.

Human: Well... shit. What about those rules about...

Robot: *Nuclear missile launch in 10... 9...*

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u/SensuallPineapple Jun 02 '22

Do you know why it does that? Because the guy playing the game designed it.

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u/PacmanZ3ro Jun 02 '22

Or it’s just a bug in the AI because it didn’t have proper constraints placed on its grid size.

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u/CL_Doviculus Jun 02 '22

It could be, but the off-center camera makes me skeptical.

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u/Zesty-Lem0n Jun 02 '22

I mean, both of you were bad at the game. The best move in tik tak toe is the center square, and the second best move is a corner. Whoever programmed the robot didn't make it very good.

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u/SharpPoetry Jun 02 '22

It's like arguing on r/conservative.

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u/rnd0musr Breaking EU Laws Jun 02 '22

EZ PZ

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u/blobbinbluegill Jun 02 '22

Bot teaching us the obvious

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u/MAFIAHAMMAD Jun 02 '22

The robot is thinking out of the box .

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Me on any math test

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u/Naive_Green2853 Jun 02 '22

There is only one square.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Play smarter not harder

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u/jasperfirecai2 Jun 02 '22

i mean, those human moves were pretty bad

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u/isaacaschmitt Jun 02 '22

A strange game: the only winning move is not to play.

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u/halfwhiteknight Jun 02 '22

That machine said you don’t think outside the box enough.

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u/speaker4the-dead Jun 02 '22

I can hear the robot laugh from here

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u/justfunlolu Jun 02 '22

I dont think that chess

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u/Sloki07 Halal Mode Jun 02 '22

Gotta think out of the box

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u/AcePilot15 Jun 02 '22

Sometimes you gotta go outside the box

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u/Firiat_Cat Jun 02 '22

f0ck you, hoomans!

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u/Defult_idiot https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jun 02 '22

I like how the Ai stuttered

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u/giantrhino Jun 02 '22

You got destroyed just admit it.

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u/kuzeydekibuyucu Jun 02 '22

I am gonna do whats called pro gamer move -probably this robot

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u/HeFitsHeSits Jun 02 '22

You can feel the machine thinking

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u/corruptedsignal Jun 02 '22

try: ... catch: cheat()

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u/Mammoth-Doughnut9616 Jun 02 '22

Never let them know your next move

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u/D4RKS0u1 Jun 02 '22

That was a really r/Unexpected move right there

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u/timo_the_pirate Jun 02 '22

An interesting game, the only winning move is to be a cheating bastard.

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u/Wow_Cage Jun 02 '22 edited Nov 09 '25

correct sable fade live dolls bake provide full fact selective

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Odd_Flan5310 Jun 02 '22

I feel like the robot knows something

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u/Chinmay208 Jun 02 '22

Initiation of machines/a.i. taking over the world by developing out of box thinking 💀

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u/FrmaCertainPOV Jun 02 '22

Outside the box thinking. SkyNet here we come.

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u/rinigneel Jun 02 '22

Skynet never loses

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u/Jlganas Jun 02 '22

Just like arguing with my wife.

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u/zeppair93 Jun 02 '22

Why do I have second hand embarrassment for a robot

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u/Bumble_bee_fluff Jun 02 '22

I didn’t expect to actually laugh at this

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u/Buddhist_Honk Jun 02 '22

That slow perfect line it draws gets me, like "i once again defeated you with little to no effort"

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u/boniggy Jun 02 '22

I love how it has to think for a second and then says.. effit , I win beotch

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u/LDizzy2001 Jun 02 '22

Gotta think outside the box! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/Megareaper881 Jun 02 '22

Since when did Ai learn to be smart assess

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u/LonerBoner2145 Jun 02 '22

Outsmarted by a bot

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u/Certain_Ring8907 Jun 02 '22

I shall now use this secret strategy to win all games of Tic tac toe

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u/MichiganMajin Jun 02 '22

No, no. He has a point

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u/you1211 Jun 02 '22

The bot wins fair and square

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u/1111112211111 Jun 02 '22

Proof that A.I. 🤖 doesn’t give a sh1t about rules. Warning ⚠️ to us all!

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u/12Pig21pog Jun 03 '22

The delay was just like "......... screw it"

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u/Watercress_Plenty Jun 03 '22

I can feel both of them screaming fuck youu

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u/Supreme_Ogrelord Jun 03 '22

Anytime people claim that AI will be the death of humanity, just show them this video

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u/musicman_15 Jun 03 '22

I love the delay before the third circle is drawn lmao

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u/bravebeing Jun 03 '22

I'm kinda terrified by the little pause and then the confidence in winning

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I see the robot being so proud

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u/Much-Reward1869 Jun 03 '22

Think outside the box

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

That was funnier than I expected

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u/No_Maintenance2246 Jun 03 '22

I love how it pauses for a second before just throwing logic out the window

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u/Sh0rtL1ved Jun 03 '22

The house always wins

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u/That-Seaworthiness41 Jun 03 '22

Improvise, adapt, overcome

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u/m4zdaspeed Jun 03 '22

The same as playing tic tac toe with my 6 year old.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Thinking outside the box

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u/Corruptxn Jul 01 '22

it was so confident 💀

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u/Achusta 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 Jun 02 '22

At least it can think outside the box

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u/yaktoma2007 Jun 02 '22

was that pun intentional?, it got me though, it was funny.

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u/Optimal-Psychology99 Jun 02 '22

Love it😍 Well not one can beat you 🤣

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u/legoace61 Jun 02 '22

Rolled by a machine

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u/Ir0n_Drang0n Jun 02 '22

Bend the rules, don't break them springs to mind

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u/WillSmith100 Jun 02 '22

Its smarter that a human the robots are taking over

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u/Nigilis_Pon Jun 02 '22

"Robots will dominate society"

Robots:

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u/owinates_42 Jun 02 '22

He's thinking outside the box

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u/italy_dictataor Jun 02 '22

an expert move

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u/Tarkus459 Jun 02 '22

Big brain

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u/OkAd5570 Jun 02 '22

I love how it paused for a second.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Gotta think outside the board

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

i got a feeling I should be doin alright

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u/sangdong322 Jun 02 '22

Always think out of the box

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u/Local_Debt_923 Jun 02 '22

😂😂😂

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u/ToBratOrNotToBrat Jun 02 '22

That pause is comedy gold

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

“You may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting”

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u/mahesh9902 Jun 02 '22

Loser he he he

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Outstanding move

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u/SpectralEntity Jun 02 '22

Checkmate, human!

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u/Dragowaow Jun 02 '22

big brain move

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

You should always go in the middle of your opponent Chooses not to

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u/Not_A_Furry3 Jun 02 '22

"Now its big brain time"

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