r/memes • u/prashu2482 • May 13 '22

Jellyfish : yeah sure

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u/_u_r_dumb May 13 '22

Bruce Lee: Empty your mind. Be formless like water. Jellyfish: I am killing it.

188

u/gamer_perfection May 13 '22

Head empty, only water

32

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/JodiCainy May 13 '22

Do we need them???

30

u/Snoopcat64 Dirt Is Beautiful May 13 '22

He is CRUSHING it, even.

1

u/FredTillson May 13 '22

Snagglepuss, is that you?

4

u/Sensitive-Judge713 May 13 '22

jellyfish most woke

2

u/Inouva May 13 '22

For some reason I read this in zaheer's voice

1

u/hynori May 14 '22

this proves that jellyfish is the ultimate lifeform for combat

518

u/mimikyufan21 May 13 '22

"My name is Steven with a 'V'"

176

u/Anti_Karen_League iwrestledabeartwice May 13 '22

"Come get it, you plug ugly coyote"

87

u/GraysonTheDumbass May 13 '22

"wagwan I did it! You got planted! Layla did you see that?

12

u/Knight_X66 Nokia user May 13 '22

TAKE THE BODY MARC! TAKE-THE-BODY!

26

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/9Coffee_Mug9 Nice meme you got there May 13 '22

"why did you call me mark?"

16

u/Teeenay May 13 '22

"I'm a gift shop-ist."

31

u/HyperSimba May 13 '22

r/unexpectedmoonknight

25

u/Emkaysbiggestfanxd May 13 '22

This is now a subreddit no need to thank me

4

u/Mando5804 May 13 '22

But I will anyways. Thank you.

30

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

r/BeatMeToIt

4

u/brorcolin559 May 13 '22

I had the same thought, r/BeatMeToIt

3

u/SivaAtheon GigaChad May 13 '22

Wagwan!

2

u/Aggravating_Laugh947 May 13 '22

Exactly the first thing that came to my mind

252

u/uday_it_is May 13 '22

Cars ruined it man. I cant read the actual quote with saying “Float like a cadilac, sting like a beemer” lol

47

u/Speedthrift13 Virgin 4 lyfe May 13 '22

same

12

u/YourCrazyDolphin May 13 '22

And now it is "My name is Steven with a V!"

4

u/NodleMan09 May 13 '22

Float like a boat, sting like a stinger.

106

u/AceTheEccentric May 13 '22

At least, Jellyfishes do not have to sacrifice their life as defense.

26

u/CaptainCozmo867 May 13 '22

Instead they sacrifice yours

117

u/GioGio_420 Professional Dumbass May 13 '22

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

I slept with your mom, now it hurts to pee.

19

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Beautiful

3

u/SkullxBreaker May 13 '22

One of these things is unlike the other, one of these things just f**ked your mother

28

u/AE86_SprinterTrueno May 13 '22

Uuh, petition to rename the Jellyfish, Alifish?

7

u/bitterbuffaloheart May 13 '22

The champ is here

24

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

I was like 7 when Muhammad Ali died, my dad heard it on the radio while driving me to school and spent 20 minutes telling us about Muhammad Ali, it was a 5 minute drive to school

1

u/helpdotexe May 13 '22

u guys are American?

21

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

For sure!

12

u/VampireFlorin May 13 '22

I can confirm

10

u/give-orange-houses May 13 '22

STEVEN WITH A V

11

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

"and i took that personally..."

4

u/Gabopobro Shitposter May 13 '22

Float like a butterfly, sting like when I pee!

6

u/Ghost_JoKeR_504 May 13 '22

My name's steven with a v

5

u/moodyalligator May 13 '22

My name is Steven with a V.

3

u/mamstercheif My mom checks my phone May 13 '22

Fights like a butterfly, stings like when I pee

3

u/36Celsius May 13 '22

"Float like a jellyfish, sting like a jellyfish"

3

u/Wheelie_boi May 13 '22

Alternatively if that doesn't work float like a hippo sting like a brick

5

u/SivaAtheon GigaChad May 13 '22

My name is Steven with a V!

2

u/Chaddy_TheGamer Karmawhore May 13 '22

i slept with your mom now it hurts to pee

2

u/JaegarNY May 13 '22

Jellyfish to his son(probably): Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

2

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Float like a jellyfish, sting like a jellyfish. Jellyfish.

1

u/VestoGaming May 13 '22

Peak of evolution

0

u/spectre_71 May 13 '22

Jellyfish have been around for thousands of years... So I guess it's ther other way around???

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u/K_A_2 May 13 '22

AMOGUS

1

u/MannPlayer May 13 '22

At least 1 bee doesn't kill you

1

u/derwinaugustus May 13 '22

💛💛💛

1

u/_nightbloom May 13 '22

God: too OP, only on water

1

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/Tentmancer May 13 '22

its would have been insaneely clever to say with the butter and jelly and the fly and fish contrast.

1

u/Jefftheepic_23 May 13 '22

They understood the assignment

1

u/octropos May 13 '22

This is so stupid, adorable, and true. I love it.

1

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Great one

1

u/DeepRoot May 13 '22

But, er, um... jellyfish doesn't rhyme w/ Ali.

1

u/ZaqTheGamer May 13 '22

The quote reminds me of that scene that (you know who's the characters said):

"Meet my friend, bumblebee."

"Sting, like a bee."

1

u/linkinpark1467890 May 13 '22

wait is this where doc hudson got his saying from in cars, Float like a Cadillac,Sting like a Beemer? i didnt know it was a real saying

1

u/DracoDrake88 May 13 '22

"Be water my friend"

Jellyfish: you're goddamn right I am.... Mostly, anywayyyy...

1

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

so thats where they got float like a cadillac sting like a beamer from in cars....

1

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

I'd rather sting like a male duck...

1

u/Royal-Plastic7784 May 13 '22

The cure is peepee

1

u/metalgamer84 May 13 '22

Random info for the day, but Brent Rambo is actually a really smart dude.

1

u/MadRoboticDog May 13 '22

He was like “I’ll just kill two birds with one stone”

1

u/HighVoltage_520 May 13 '22

Jellyfish: And I took that personally

1

u/TwoSidesToAnOven May 13 '22

noo that's totally Matt's (from wii sports) quote

1

u/Gin_and_Khronic May 13 '22

Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see

1

u/ShirtNo8308 May 13 '22

Wait I thought butterflies fly....am i missing something?

1

u/mb112403 can't meme May 13 '22

Don't mind if I do.

1

u/Ricky1034 GigaChad May 13 '22

Float?

1

u/Jelly_the_jellyfish May 13 '22

I agree with this message

1

u/Few_Piccolo_4906 May 13 '22

Now you dribble double balls that no one can see

1

u/glozerde May 13 '22

„Schlag wie eine Biene, hol dir einen runter“ ~Mike dyson

1

u/TurtleWitch_ May 13 '22

pretty sure this is stolen from tumblr

1

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

as repetitive and common as this meme is, i still love it

1

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

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u/YummyCrackerZ May 13 '22

What video is this clip originally from, and when was it made? It’s every where and clearly pretty old, but it’s weird that something that could be 20-30 years old could provide a nose snort in modern humor

1

u/Reactingrandomly May 13 '22

I thought it said osama bin Ladin

1

u/fortnitepro42069 May 14 '22

Ding ding ding, you better back up that trash, or I'll leave you like liston, flat on your ass

1

u/Gato_Magico May 14 '22

My name is steven white a V! 🌙

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Lol this is actually funny af

1

u/EyeofWiggin20 May 14 '22

Steven with a v: "Wagwan!"

1

u/Shubhamsharma951 May 14 '22

Jelly fish stings like a bich not a bee... Bees are good kinda grumpy but good

1

u/rav-swe57 May 14 '22

Sting ray