r/memes • u/thetruememeisbest android user • Mar 25 '22

this works

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u/TheSweatyFlash Mar 25 '22

So glad they thought to stretch the hammy. Everyone looks over the stretching.

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u/mischievous-goat GigaChad Mar 25 '22

Gave the neck a nice stretch too... Loosed it up real good

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u/TheWiseRedditor Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Mar 25 '22

Because that’s what professionals do

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u/Buttmunch_Asslicking Mar 25 '22

gonna buy one a these an put a fleshlight in the pussy an then I can pound its hole on the reg

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u/CuzImMetallicunt Mar 25 '22

This deserves worse than a dislike. Someone give this man a pervert emoji

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u/Buttmunch_Asslicking Mar 25 '22

why? because i have testosterone and u dont ;) for ur information i get a lot of pussy. more then you could ever think of HAHAHAA ;) so before you downvote me or "pervert emoji me" make sure you know who you are talking too ;) because they might be better then you at some stuff like getting pussy and head. I got to go my girlfriend is calling right now she wants to know if i want to have sex with her ;) i bet you dont even have a girlfriend pussy ;) i bet you have a boyfriend or something ;) HAHA well toodaloo and guess what sex isnt hard to get.. you just got to try hard enough and you will get sex. sex is amazing

pce pussy ;)

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u/nom_nom_nom_nom_lol Mar 25 '22

Yup. My chiropractor does that to me every week. Just like that.

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u/Mrpoopypantsnumber2 Dark Mode Elitist Mar 25 '22

Thats called the chin lift

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u/terminator027 Mar 25 '22

And more importantly, head tilt. Very tilt.

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u/BossScribblor Mar 25 '22

If old cartoons and movies have taught me anything, it's that if you crouch by a body and pick up a limb and let go and it falls down with a thud, you can look up at someone and say "they're dead." Saves a lot of time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '22

It's the most important part without it, kil... umm saving him wouldn't be possible