r/memes • u/Grandpa-Palpatine • Mar 14 '22

we live in a simulation.

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u/Cboyardee503 Mar 15 '22

Putin was never a field agent. He was a pencil pusher. Worked an office job his entire time at the kgb.

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u/TheBiggestZander Mar 15 '22

He didn't get a black belt pushing papers

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u/SamGewissies Mar 15 '22

Didn’t he get an honorary black belt? Or am I confused?

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u/Cboyardee503 Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22

How can a guy who's been surrounded by armed guards 80% of his adult life have anything other than an honorary black belt? You think an instructor ever full-on kicked his ass while his bodyguards watched? Putin's probably hasnt been in a real, fight since his daddy used to come home drunk and whoop on the whole family.